FAIL: Den Bosch Winger Danny Verbeek Makes Unholy Stinking Hash Of Open Goal Tap-In (Video)

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By Jack Beresford (@JackBeresford86)

He couldn't possibly fail to score from there, could he? (Image: Ajax TV)

The Dutch second tier (or Eerste Divisie to give it its proper name) isn't exactly renowned for grabbing headlines the world over but Den Bosch winger Danny Verbeek did his bit to change that at the weekend.

Bundesliga: Liverpool Loanee Divock Origi Produces Contender For Miss Of The Season In Bundesliga (Video)

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Divock Origi produced one of the misses of the season on Tuesday night, with the Liverpool loanee somehow managing to miss an open goal from all three yards out during Wolfsburg's Bundesliga clash with RB Leipzig.

Origi moved on loan from Liverpool in the summer after struggling to make his mark at Anfield, instead opting to get some regular game time with Wolfsburg.

Retro Football: Norwich Poacher Tim Sherwood Skies Open Goal From Six Yards Out Against Bristol City, 1991 (Video)

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He may possess the managerial acumen of a Maris Piper, but Tim Sherwood was a perfectly decent central midfielder in his day as his three England caps duly attest.

In fact, back in 1999, Sherwood became the first player to be given an international debut during Kevin Keegan's tenure when, aged 30, he turned out for the Three Lions in a 3-1 win over Poland in a Euro 2000 qualifier at Wembley.

Women’s Champions League: Three Gintra Universitetas Players Combine To Miss Completely Open Goal Against Barcelona (Video)

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Lithuanian side Gintra Universitetas fell to a comprehensive 6-0 defeat to Barcelona in the Last 16 of the Women's Champions League on Wednesday evening.

At 3-0 down, Gintra did carve themselves out a glorious chance to grab a consolation thanks to an error from Barca 'keeper Sandra Panos but alas, the three cooks presented with the open-goal gift managed to spoil the broth in magnificently woeful fashion.

BundesFAIL: Cologne Striker Sehrou Guirassy Pulls Off Open-Goal Miss So Atrocious His Own Fans Refuse To Accept His Shirt Afterwards (Video)

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Cologne are having a rotten old time of it in the Bundesliga so far this season, currently squatting rock bottom in the table with just two points from their first nine games.

Scoring goals has proved to be a rather significant issue, with Cologne mustering just three goals of their own while shipping 17 at the other end.

Cyprus Swill: Matt Derbyshire Makes Extreme Hash Of Open-Goal Sitter For AC Omonoia (Video)

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AC Omonoia suffered a shock 2-1 defeat against little old Ermis Aradippou in theCypriot 1. Division on Sunday evening to further derail what is proving to be a slap-dash start to the season for the former.

After falling behind in the 14th minute, Omonoia pulled a goal back just before half-time when Hedwiges Maduro (formerly of the Dutch national side) stuck one away.

FAIL: Dutch Fourth Tier Side Harkemase Boys File Truly DIABOLICAL Open-Goal Miss Against VV Capelle (Video)

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Just keep it between the white sticks and you should be okay...

Sometimes it is simply beyond the realms of human communication to accurately describe the true diabolical nature of a hopelessly mangled open-goal sitter.

This, from Dutch Derde Divisie (fourth tier) side Harkemase Boys, is one such occasion.

FAIL: Colombian Striker Teofilo Gutierrez Shanks Embarrassing Penalty Wide During Primera Clash (Video)

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Atletico Junior produced a fairly comfortable 2-0 victory over Tigres in the Colombian Primera A on Sunday but, in all honesty, the winning margin definitely should have been more emphatic to the tune of at least one more goal.

As the match moved into its final stages, Junior won themselves a penalty which star striker Teofilo Gutierrez (once briefly of Sporting Lisbon) stepped up to dispatch.

Old Habits: FC Basel Striker Ricky Van Wolfswinkel Misses Open-Goal Sitter From Three Yards Out (Video)

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After a couple of fallow years, it's nice to see Ricky van Wolfswinkel is back on the goals trail at his new club, FC Basel.

The wonderfully-named Dutch striker took his tally to four goals in four appearances for the Swiss side by scoring a brace in their 3-2 victory over Grasshoppers in the Super League on Thursday night.

Philistines: Italian Magazine Declare Glorious Burst Of Action From Man City-QPR In 1993 As ‘Ugliest Football Ever Played’ (Video)

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An Italian magazine are claiming to have witnessed the ugliest passage of football ever offered forth in the entire history of the beautiful game.

After happening across the clip on social media, L'Ultimo Uomo have declared that the following 20-second burst of action taken from Man City's exciting 2-1 win over QPR in 1993 is the most risible, error-strewn, irredeemable example of football they've ever witnessed.

FAIL: Aberdeen Forward Miles Storey Somehow Manages To Miss Open Goal From Five Centimetres Out (Video)

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Aberdeen needed an own-goal to beat Inverness in the Scottish Premiership on Tuesday evening which, given the standard of finishing on show at Pittodrie, wasn't overly surprising.

To that end, young forward Miles Storey had a night to forget despite onlycoming on for the final 10 minutes of the match.

Sunday League Special: Hapless Team Try And Gloriously Fail To Overcome Unorthodox Defensive Approach (Video)

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Presenting: The Helm's Deep approach to defending corners...

Soon to be adopted in the upper echelons, here we see a hapless Sunday League side attempting to overcome their opposition'sunorthodox strategy for defending against corners.

Indeed, the defending team opted tobarricade their entire outfield into the goalmouth, thus allowing the goalkeeper to roam free around the 18-yard box and smother the strikers if possible.

Andy Townsend Recalls Moment He Attempted To Console Gareth Southgate After Euro ’96 Penalty Miss, Only To Be Upstaged By Liam Gallagher (Video)

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With England set to take on Germany on Wednesday night, the chatter in the BBC 5Live studio inevitably turned to manager Gareth Southgate's most well-trodden previous dalliancewith Die Mannshaft.

We are of course talking about the semi-finals of Euro '96, wherein Southgate fluffedthe crucial penalty to send the Germans through to the final.

FAIL: Harrogate Town Defender Simon Ainge Misses From Two Yards, Skies Shot Out Of Stadium (Video)

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Gloucester City dukedout a 1-1 draw with Harrogate Town in the National League North on Saturday, though the away side really should have departed Whaddon Road with all three points to their name.

This is because Harrogate defender Simon Ainge was presented witha glorious chance to score, only to boom a gilt-edged open goal over the bar in spectacular fashion.

FAIL: Truly Outstanding Open-Goal Miss As Serbian Player Sticks It Over Crossbar From 30cm Out (Video)

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Admittedly, it's easy to succumb to hyperbole whenever fluffed sitterscrop up, but you must simply believe us when Pies tell you we think we've stumbled across the WORST missed sitter of all time here.

Details are scant, but we know it came duringa recent game in the Belgrade Zone League, which makes up part of the fourth tier of Serbian football.

FAIL: Romelu Lukaku Misses Glaring Sitter As Belgium Squeak 1-1 Draw Against The Netherlands (Video)

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Mere hours after being told by his club manager that he could play for Barcelona if he wanted, Romelu Lukaku went and cemented his credentials by missing an absolute whopper of a sitter in Belgium's friendly against their beloved lowland neighbours, the Netherlands.

With Belgium trailing 1-0 to a first-half Davy Klaassen penalty, Roberto Martinez sent Lukaku and Thorgan Hazard on for the last 30 minutes or so.

Leonardo Pisculichi Has a Fernando Torres Moment!

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River Plate's 30 year old attacking midfielder Leonardo Pisculichi had a Fernando Torres moment in his teams Copa Sudamericana 2nd round 1st leg tie with Godoy Cruz last night!

Fortunately for him River Plate eventually broke the deadlock and will take a 1 goal lead into the second leg but will it be enough?

Samuel Eto’o Miss v Manchester City (Vine)

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Samuel Eto'o misses wide open goal against Manchester City but luckily for him Branislav Ivanovic was a lot better in front of goal as he scored the winner with a Screamer.

Samuel Eto’o Share’s Miss of the Day With Darren Bent (VineVideo)

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After watch Darren Bent's miss earlier in the day, I didn't think I'd be comparing with last week's hat-trick hero Samuel Eto'o and I don't know which was worse in all honesty but I expected more from the Chelsea striker thats all no offence Darren.

Epic Darren Bent Miss v Sheffield United Harry’s Missus Would have Scored This One Too

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Harry Redknapp once told the nation

"My missus could have scored that. David James had given up on it. He had turned his back and was getting ready to pick the ball out of the net.

"He did not just have a bit to aim at, he had the whole goal to aim at. What can you do?

"He did not do it on purpose but we should have won the game.

Incredible Gonzalo Higuain Miss v Chievo

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Gonzalo Higuain has been in incredible form this season for Napoli however even the best of them have an off day and thats exactly what Higuain had after this incredible miss against Chievo who led 1-0 before the incident yesterday.

The hosts did equalize but it's more two points lost than one gain as Napoli's quest for Champions League football for next season took a stumble.

Amazing Fernando Torres Miss…

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Fernando Torres showed glimpses that he is returning back to his old self with a well taken goal against Manchester United earlier today, and then this happened... Early candidate for miss of the season... Sod it, that's worthy of closing the competition early Related posts:Didier Drogba, Romelu Lukaku or Fernando Torres Who Will Lead [.

Video: Worse Than Andy Cole! Football Ultimate Miss

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This must be the greatest football miss of all time. With the keeper clearly defeated and the ball crusing towards the goal line, everyone expected a goal. An unknown Brazilian striker having done all the hard work, conjured up the ultimate football miss shot when he attempt at blasting the ball into goal.

What a miss!

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Next time you see strikers of your club ending the hard to miss situation with terrible shot wide, just remember that you could end with something like this

Video: James Milner's Spectacular Penalty Miss Against Sweden

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James Milner missed a penalty in the (England U21 Vs Sweden U21) , U21 Euro 2009 semi final match when he tried to do a David Beckham. He sent the ball skywards in a rugby style punt. A hilarious miss but England managed to progress to the Finals after winning the shootout 5-4. They will face Germany in U21 Euro 2009 Finals.

Chris Iwelumo’s shocking miss for Scotland against Norway

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Norway did you miss that! You know it is a bad miss when the culprit looks on in shock as the ball misses the target. This is exactly what Scotland striker Chris Iwelumo is doing in this photograph. He had a gilt-edged chance to score the winning goal against Norway on his international debut. But [.


Giroud happy with decision-making in Chelsea miss

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Arsenal's new striker Olivier Giroud has been having nightmares in front of goal since his arrival at the Emirates, and some fans are calling for an official Olly G Miss-Of-The-Month competition (joke!). It is easy to joke but even Arsene Wenger felt that Giroud should have salvaged a point for Arsenal at the end of the Chelsea game.

Football GIF: Fernando Torres’ Miserable Miss vs Man Utd – On Infinite Loop For Eternity

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English Premier League

Drogba I miss EPL but I am happy in China

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Carlos Tevez makes us all feel better

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It's good to know that sometimes we all could play in the Premier League Barnstone Colts against Long Eaton United, that's when it happened to me. Jonesey had got down the right, squared the ball across, and suddenly I had cocked it up. Good and proper. And then on Sunday afternoon, Carlos Tevez became the latest man [.


Olympics 2012 Soccer – Boxx to miss Saturday’s match against Colombia

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U.S. midfielder Shannon Boxx has been ruled away for Saturday's Olympic soccer contest against Colombia because of a bedevilling harm. More to seed on goalpost.tv from Olympic 2012 Soccer

Olympics 2012 Soccer – South Korea’s Han to miss Olympics with injury

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South Korea midfielder Han Kook-immature has been ruled away of the London Olympics with a leaved ft break. More to seed on goalpost.tv from Olympic 2012 Soccer

Olympics 2012 Football – Parker could miss start of season

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Tottenham midfielder Scott Parker looks losing the start of the period if he demands room on an Achilles harm. HTTP://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/image/61768000/jpg/_61768922_scottparkerengland.jpgMore to seed on goalpost.tv from Olympics 2012

Major League Soccer

Kei Kamara With the Worst Diego Maradona Impression Ever

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Kei Kamara is not a bad footballer. The Sierra Leonean striker has scored 3 in 10 for Kansas City Wizards this season. Plus "Sierra Leonean striker" is fun to say. However, Kei Kamara had a bit of a rough weekend. Playing for Wizards against LA Galaxy in MLS, he was presented with possibly the easiest scoring [.

WTF: Worst Miss of the Season!

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If you see a worse miss than this in the next 12 months then the chances are you are merely watching a different angle of this one. Quite how LA Galaxy striker Kei Kamara first missed this effort but then thought he would be able to fool anyone with the blatant handball that followed the miss is beyond me.

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Euro 2012 Qualifiers tables – Balotelli limps out of training and could miss Ireland game – report http://t.co/EeLeupDr #Euro2012 #football

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After today's hugely disappointing draw at home to Swansea, especially Andy Carroll's miss(at least he hit the crossbar), console yourselves a bit by seeing ex-red Torres sky a similar chance way into the stand.

Fernando Torres miss v Blackburn

[VIDEO] Samuel Eto'o Submits his Entry for Miss of the Season

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The evening of Sunday February 13, 2011 featured the Derby d'Italia as Juventus hosted Inter in Torino. Inter, after a rocky start under Rafa Benitez, has found new life under the coaching of Leonardo and came into Torino on a 3 match win streak. Meanwhile, Juventus has been suffering an inconsistent season in which hopes of winning the Scudetto have switched to hopes of just making the Champions League cut.

Miss Of The Season? – GIF

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Iwelumo & Scotland Struck Down By Karma

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This is going to go down as one of the worst sitter misses in recent history. You could even argue it was harder to miss the target than hit it. But while all of Scotland is up in arms, you'll also notice the flag never went up with Chris Iwelumo clearly offside (albeit slightly). [...]