Who spends the longest in front of the mirror?

It's an age old tool we've been probing our favourite 'ballers with for years, mainly because we can't be bothered to come up with any better questions.

As you know, over the past few weeks we've been training Chris Cohen of 'Talking Balls' to do our bidding (so we ourselves can spend longer in front of the mirror) and we're pleased to say that he did a magnificent job of getting the goods from Manchester United's Tom Cleverley and Liverpool's Jordan Henderson, when he cornered them on Wednesday at the launch of EA Sports Grand Slam Tennis 2 in London.

ManUtd24 fights De Gea's corner.

United Rant looks at how Giggs and Scholes can guide our youth.

Stretty News looks at the importance of Scholes' return.

The United Religion reviews February.

The Mirror claims Rio will not shake hands with Terry on Sunday.

The last day of the United Nights competition is today.

ManUtd24 fights De Gea's corner.

United Rant looks at how Giggs and Scholes can guide our youth.

Stretty News looks at the importance of Scholes' return.

The United Religion reviews February.

The Mirror claims Rio will not shake hands with Terry on Sunday.

The last day of the United Nights competition is today.

What a load of rubbish! Arsenal supporters are planning to put black bin-bags over empty seats during Saturday's match against Blackburn to highlight dwindling attendances at the Emirates. One point from their last four games has seen the Gunners drop to seventh in the table. A protest group is now aiming to draw attention to [.

The saga is finally over, but it unfortunately is not the result that Philadelphia Union fans were hoping it to be.

Sebastien Le Toux's trade to the Vancouver Whitecaps is now official, a source close to the situation told the Brotherly Game. The source did not know of the details of what the trade would involve, other than Le Toux heading to Canada.

Despite what a quote attributed to Owen Coyle in Sporting Life says, Sebastien Le Toux is still a transfer target for Bolton Wanderers, if the money is available.

Alan Nixon, of The People and Mirror Football, is reporting that Bolton is focusing mostly upon wingers, but that Le Toux is still on the team's mind.

During the first half of the Watford v Spurs match, the ESPN cameramen spotted a rather simple man who had WFC on both cheeks and clearly didn't realise that what he sees in the mirror isn't the same as what the rest of us see... I can only assume he did the right cheek and [...] Related posts:

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When Saturday Comes has a nice article on John O'Shea.

Sabotage Times talks about Eric Cantona's kung-fu kick.

The Mirror reckon that United need a new right-back.

The Evening News says there are no problems over Welbeck's contract negotiations.

FIFA has a good Q&A with Gerard Pique.

The Telegraph talks about the letter Sir Alex has written to fans attending Anfield at the weekend.

The Express reveals Scholes' fear of returning to play.

The United Religion compares Lindegaard with De Gea.

Red Flag Flying High has the latest on our players out on loan.

The Daily Mail reckons Paul Pogba is off to Juventus.

I was not optimistic going into Sunday's game, we have massive injury problems, our squad is down to the barest of bones, our form is poor and consequently confidence is low, and then I heard that the hapless and compliant Mike Dean is to referee the game, I no longer have much room for optimism. This ACLF article talking about shoddy Mirror journalism and low quality refereeing is well worth a

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What we have here is Arsenal trio Mikel Arteta, Laurent Koscielny and Robin van Persie posing in a clutch of brilliant but slightly creepy 'moving photographs' (or 'cinemagraphs' to give them their proper name) for Citroen.

The effect is really quite weird an otherwise static photo, just with the slightest hint of movement here and there.

ManUtd24 reflects on Roy Keane's time at United... and his departure.

The Daily Mail talks about Vidic's claim that we'll win the title without him.

The Telegraph discusses the Bayern Munich president's attack on the Glazers.

United Rant looks to the returning players from injury ahead of crucial games.

The Telegraph talks about how Berbatov splits our fans.

ManUtd24 reminisces about the Yorke and Cole partnership.

The FCF looks at Wenger's best misplaced rants.

Ellzed's Blog looks at the reaction to Giggsy's birds.

The Daily Mail ponders on whether Cristiano Ronaldo would return to United.

Rumours are rife about Liverpool's alleged interest in 19-year old Crystal Palace striker Wilfred Zaha, but is the interest real, or is it just another made-up rumour? According to Crystal Palace manager Dougie Freedman, both Liverpool and Manchester United are interested in signing the England U19 International.

Liverpool legend Mark Lawrenson is often reviled by fans for his outspoken views on the club, and when asked about Glen Johnson's recent tackle against Man City, the European Cup winning defender was in typically blunt form.Speaking to The Mirror, Lawrenson, who put in a few crunching tackles during his time at Anfield (!

A fair few media outlets are reporting that, after a prolonged spell of negotiations, Gary Cahill and Chelsea have finally agreed to the framework of a deal and the Bolton defender is currently on his way to London to finalize this thing. Yeah, I'm still not that jazzed about this one.

A sign of things to come?

Mirror: Why I would run through brick walls for Neil Warnock

Matt Lawrence has played for seven league clubs including Fulham, Crystal Palace, Millwall and now Gillingham. During his time at Palace he played under Neil Warnock, who was dismissed as QPR boss this week.

Mirror: Mancini: Suarez is no racist, but he did make a mistake

"It is important to say 'I am sorry, I made a mistake, I apologise for this and I accept the charge'," says Man City boss

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Mirror: Suarez: I'll repay Dalglish by firing Liverpool to a trophy

Uruguay star wants to put race row behind him and focus on football with the Reds

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Mirror: Newcastle ready to buy back Carroll (report)

Geordies willing to pay £15m for striker they sold for £35 a year ago

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Mirror: EXCLUSIVE: Ince on brink of return to management

Bristol Rovers want The Guvnor in charge by the weekend

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Mirror: Skrtel hoping to end his Eastlands jinx

Liverpool defender has been badly injured and given away a penalty on trips to Man City

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Mirror: Why Hughes has a harder job at QPR than you think, Thierry Henry is magic and there is a positive side to the Adeyemi incident

I'm a big fan of Mark Hughes as a manager, and he is an excellent signing for QPR, but the sacking of Neil Warnock does not reflect well on the club or some of their players.

Mirror: What are the odds Thierry Henry plays for Arsenal next season too? Derek McGovern's Bets of the Day

Who said the Premier League was no country for old men? First Paul Scholes, now Thierry Henry – two men with the combined age of Ryan Giggs. Giggs and Scholes are now so old, they argue over who walked further to school as a kid.

Mirror: Birmingham v Ipswich preview: Blues Babes are NOT for sale

Redmond and Butland have been watched by Liverpool, City, Arsenal and Spurs

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Mirror: Dalglish: Last week's loss at City irrelevant to Cup clash

We will do better in Carling semi-final vows Liverpool manager

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Mirror: Team news: Gerrard set to start Carling Cup crunch

Liverpool expect to name strongest possible side at Manchester City

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Mirror: Team news: Gerrard and Bellamy set for City

Dalglish face poser over Carroll recall

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Mirror: 3PM Extra: Thierry Henry comeback special!

Today, we've decided to mark Thierry Henry's return with an Henry-themed 3PM special. Here's six of the best from the mercurial Frenchman...

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Mirror: Video: The horror! See Sepp Blatter shaking his hips at Shakira

FIFA president makes a fool of himself once again, this time at Zurich gala

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Mirror: Oldham praise Liverpool over racism probe

Man bailed over verbal attack on Adeyemi

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Mirror: Barmby confirmed as Hull boss

Former England player won five of first seven as caretaker

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Mirror: New Year, new transfer rumours Milan clubs in tug-of-war for Carlos Tevez

MirrorFootball has teamed up with some of the blogosphere's best new writers to bring you even more great football reads every single day. Today it's our Serie A blogger, footballitaliano.

Mirror: FA tell Liverpool and United: Cool it!

Fears Suarez-Evra affair will turn FA Cup tie into powderkeg

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Mirror: What are the odds Phil Jones ISN'T in England's Euro 2012 squad? Derek McGovern's Bets of the Day

Manchester City in round three and now Liverpool in round four. If Manchester United are going to win the FA Cup they're going to do it the hard way... with Phil Jones in the side.

Mirror: Bellamy's Cup runneth over at Liverpool

Hat-trick of massive ties against Manchester sides is why I re-signed for this club says striker

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Mirror: Chris Powell: Fight racism at home before doing it abroad

Charlton manager sounds warning to clubs and supporters

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Mirror: Dalglish: We don't want racism anywhere near Liverpool Football Club

People interpreted our support for Suarez wrongly claims boss

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Mirror: Video: Pundit Keown gets ball in the mush

Downside of pitchside analysis confirmed during Leeds' warm-up at Arsenal

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Mirror: Messi completes Ballon d'Or hat-trick

Barcelona ace named world player of year for third time running

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