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Real Madrid hard-nut Pepe was caught stamping on the hand of Lionel Messi during Real Madrid's 2-1
defeat to Barcelona in the Copa Del Rey Quarter-Final 1st leg. The notoriously tough-tackling
Brazilian, who has a disciplinary rap sheet longer than Mike Tyson, took advantage of a foul on the
current World Player of The Year [.
Why Bellamy deserves credit for turning the other cheek and Suarez did nothing wrong at
Fulham
Plenty of players would have got Clint Dempsey sent off if he had shoved his head into their
face. Plenty would have gone down as if they had been pole-axed by a Mike Tyson right-hander.
It's like a contest. Try and guess the next banana peel NIGHTMARE APE WAYNE ROONEY, England's
Ambassador to Football and redemptive bicycle kick specialist, will throw into his own path. Will
he get a tattoo of Mike Tyson Chewing Evander Holyfield's Ear on his hairy back? (AHHHHNT: My guess
last time, which was admittedly wrong; instead he hashed opened a leg just to watch it bleed and
thereby abandoned his national side when most they needed him).
Old hat it may be for everyone else, but here at AANP Towers we bounce around the walls like
toddlers on a strict diet of fizzy drinks and E-numbers as we await the start of our Premiership
season. Still, rather than pacing the corridors, rubbing hands together in feverish anticipation
until tomorrow night, it occurred to me that the time is rather ripe for making public the various
musings that have echoed around the walls of AANP Towers all summer.
18.05.2011 - La frustrada visita a la apertura del ciclo (lunes) por la fiesta del título
carioca del Flamengo, se dio ayer (martes). Después de Mike Tyson (bailando) entró a
escena Ronaldinho.. caligula
Larissa Riquelme ha prometido "desnudarse en las canchas o gradas de los estadios, donde mi
selección paraguaya gane su primer partido en la
Copa América 2011".
Larissa
Riquelme participa en el programa más visto de Argentina,
Baliando por un sueño en el
que comparte pista de baile con los mismísimos
Mike Tyson y
Ronaldinho.
I might be a little deluded.
In fact I could even be strung up and tossed into a mental institution for thinking such an
outrageous thing.
But I can't help it.
I can't help believing that the title is not beyond Arsenal, that we can still win it.
I know it seems there is less chance of Arsenal winning the league than spotting Osama high-fiving
Obama after fooling us all but it's possible.
There's no doubt about who's ranked number one this week. Real Salt Lake thrashed the LA Galaxy
to show that they are the class of MLS at the moment.
MLS Rankings: Week 2
1. REAL SALT LAKE (2-0-0)
Last week: Beat Los Angeles, 4-1, on Saturday.
