Milner 51' [pen]
I don't understand how two good teams can play so well and so bad at the same time but this is Liverpool and this is Manchester City.
It seems an insufficient summary, but that game was dumb. Enthralling, wide open, seemingly in 2x fast forward and fun, but still dumb.
I'm still not entirely sure how Liverpool won that. That was not good. That looked like it would be a repeat of the last meeting, much to our infinite displeasure.
I'm entirely sure that I do not care how Liverpool won because Liverpool won.
Liverpool's ability to perform in these matches, and complete inability to do so in the others, remains astonishing and borders on comical.
Playing Tottenham or Arsenal? All right, three points in the bag, everyone's great, everything's great.
Mané 16' 18'
That was exactly what we wanted to see. What we needed to see. Finally, a first league win in 2017, a first clean sheet against someone other than Plymouth Argyle. And with 16 days until Liverpool's next match, we needed this for our sanity. More importantly, Liverpool's players needed it for their confidence.
This sort of nonsense was supposed to end when January ended. I guess it's fitting that Groundhog's Day was two days ago. "Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cold outside."
It is the same thing over and over and over and over and over.
Should we be reactionary when a Liverpool side with a ton of changes and a ton of kids and a ton of players who haven't really played together lose?
Yes, yes we should.
Because that was hilariously bad.
Llorente 48' 52'
Firmino 55' 69'
2017 remains an uncontrollable, inexhaustible garbage fire.
We got every single bit of Bad Liverpool, in separate phases. A dire attack against nine defenders for the entire first half, as in almost every 2017 match so far.
Milner 27' [pen]
It is hard not to feel incredibly aggrieved.
Liverpool were without Clyne because injury – requiring a first league start for 18-year-old Trent Alexander-Arnold – Mané because the African Cup of Nations, Matip because FIFA, and Coutinho because he was only fit enough for the bench.
This is the Magic of The FA Cup©®™.
It's not the fading prestige of a domestic cup competition. It's not match-ups like this that we otherwise wouldn't see. It's not CUPSETS, and it's certainly not a League Two side earning a replay that Liverpool really didn't want.
The magic is this season's first appearances for Joe Gomez and Sheyi Ojo this season after long struggles with injury.
Defoe 25' [pen] 84' [pen]
In retrospect, obvious trap game is obvious. Playing less than 48 hours after your last match is not fun.
To be fair, Sunderland were under the same constraints, albeit at home after an away match last time.
One good Liverpool attacking move, a flowing counter in the eighth minute, Lallana's left-footed cross and Wijnaldum's vicious header.
Then, 86 minutes of defense and graft and sweat and was there blood? There might have been blood. It felt like there should have been blood.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *gasp* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
For 93 minutes, Everton succeeded in dragging Liverpool down to its level. It was an all-too-typical Goodison derby, perfectly in keeping with last season's 1-1 or the 0-0 in 2014-15.
The West Ham curse lives on, in slightly diminished form.
The Liverpool defensive curse lives on, because Liverpool's self-destructive tendencies live on.
It's more points dropped from a winning position and more shooting yourself in the foot coupled with a bit of bad luck.
Wilson 56' [pen]
The easy way out – and I'm incredibly tempted to take it – is blame everything on Matip's absence. Two consecutive clean sheets in the league, just nine goals conceded in his 11 starts, 10W-3D in his 13 starts in all competitions, and then this happens.
Milner 90+1' [pen]
This team does not ever stop. And there's one man responsible for that.
Let's go back a little bit. We're just past the hour mark. It's 0-0. Again.
Liverpool are dismal in front of goal for the second-straight match, dominating tenor, tempo, and possession but held scoreless, flailing against a double-parked double-decker bus.
That was almost exactly the same match we saw after the last international break.
Liverpool underwhelmed, especially in the first half, controlling possession but creating next to nothing. The opposition did exceptionally well to smother Liverpool's usually potent attack, and that was all the opposition looked to do.
Mané 27' 60'
That it took until the 27th minute to open the scoring seemed excruciating.
Liverpool pummeling Watford from the opening whistle. Firmino's half-volley saved.
McArthur 18' 33'
We joke about how Liverpool might kill us all. We joke about Liverpool is Mount Everest peaks and Mariana Trench valleys; how Liverpool's attack is as good as it gets and Liverpool's defense can be as bad as it gets.
Stop me if you've heard this one before.
Liverpool dominate. But Liverpool are denied a needed goal multiple times, including three clear-cut chances either saved or blocked. Then Liverpool concede from a set play.
Milner 84' (pen)
Let's get one thing clear. That was bad. The first half was, no exaggeration, as bad a half as we've seen since Klopp became manager. Liverpool should have been behind by much more than a single goal. It felt like, and was almost the scoreline of, the we're-still-talking-about-it Burnley loss.
Milner 30' (pen) 71' (pen)
Maybe, just maybe, we slightly overreacted to the Burnley loss.
What Liverpool did against better sides, what Liverpool did against more open sides, Liverpool did just to Hull.
Firmino 13' 89'
We've said it multiple times. If Liverpool cut out the self-inflicted stupidity, Liverpool can be very, very, very good.
Well, Liverpool still had some self-inflicted stupidity today. But Liverpool were also very, very, very good.
Milner 43' [pen]
There's surprisingly not a whole lot to take from that. We didn't learn much we didn't already know, and we'll all end up picking our favorite narrative.
- Two teams that usually cancel each other out ended up canceling each other out, for the third consecutive draw between Klopp and Pochettino's sides.
One step forward, two steps back. The more things change...
This is where everything's gone wrong. This is where Liverpool have failed. Not away against good opposition, where Liverpool have space, where Liverpool over-perform. Not in the marquee matches.
Coutinho 45+1' 56'
If we're in for 38 matches like there, I'm not gonna make it. None of us will. No one gets out of here alive.
That was bananas. And wholly unexpected after a tire fire of a first half.
That was a game of football. Two teams, 22 starters and six substitute, played some sport for 90 minutes. There were two goals. A couple of other things happened. And that's pretty much all there is to say about that.
It's the last game of the league campaign where neither side had much to play to for.
Hey, Liverpool actually held onto a 2-0 lead at Anfield!
It wasn't great, but it was fairly comfortable. It was an end-of-season match between a mid-table away side safe from relegation and a much-changed home side focused on their upcoming European final.
Remember all the good results over the last month?
No, me neither. Games like this have a habit of bringing out all the pessimism. All I can remember is Sunderland and Southampton, not Dortmund, Stoke, or Everton.
Liverpool can't go one game without giving me a heart attack, but other than a marginally frightening last half-an-hour, culminating in King's extra-time consolation, a radically different XI performed more than adequately.
Origi 50' 65'
That was unexpected.
An even more makeshift XI than we'd guessed. Sheyi Ojo's first Liverpool start, Kevin Stewart's first start in the league. Either a 4-2-3-1 with Allen tucking in on the left or a very, very lopsided 4-3-3 formation.
That was a surprisingly decent game of football.
Usually when you see two Premier League sides cancel each other out, it's high on energy but low on quality. The Allardyce vs Pulis matches, the 0-0 when Sunderland and West Brom earlier today.
Mane 64' 86'
Liverpool had no right losing that match, and there are multiple scapegoats for it. But there's one very, very, very big scapegoat.
Does it make it better than Liverpool should have conceded a penalty and had Lovren sent off in the eighth minute?
Benteke 90+6' [pen]
That was unexpected.
After 71 minutes, it was all set up for another Liverpool v Palace match perfectly in line with recent meetings, and perfectly in line with what we've seen from Liverpool in matches such as these.
Manchester City win 3-1 on penalties
It's a special talent of Liverpool's to frustrate and disappoint you, then give you hope, and then crush your soul into infinitesimal pieces.
That said, it's also a fair result.
Who would have guessed that having both Sturridge and Coutinho in Liverpool's starting XI would improve Liverpool's goal-scoring?
Also, Aston Villa are really bad.
Liverpool lost on a last-minute extra-time goal, Liverpool displayed a handful of the same problems – and those problems are the reason that Liverpool lost – and yet there might still be more positives than negatives.
The easy joke is that the Liverpool players joined a large portion of the stadium in walking out after 77 minutes. They aren't – or, at least shouldn't be – related events. Sure, it probably didn't help matters, but if you buy a ticket, you've the right to do whatever you want with it.
That could have been worse, that should have been better. But that's Liverpool.
At least Liverpool didn't do anything stupid. At least Liverpool didn't concede against the run of play. At least Liverpool didn't concede from a set play. At least Liverpool didn't concede from the first, and only, shot on-target that Liverpool faced.
Firmino 18' 63'
Hoolahan 54' (pen)
Thankfully, Norwich were more Norwich than Liverpool were Liverpool. Five bloody four. I can't even.
It was the best of Liverpool and the worst of Liverpool and nothing in between.
The bad old days. The tactics were a little different, the XI was a little different, but the problems were the same and the result was the same.
This was last season, this was a very Brendan Rodgers match against Manchester United. All the faults, none of the benefits.