Alas, poor Hejduk! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite step-overs, of most abysmal crossing. He hath lunged in like a hack a thousand times, and now how abhorr'd in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it. Quite literally, actually. So... Click to continue reading...

Sorry for the delay and the abbreviated nature of this post. I've been on the road all weekend, and I'll put something together after the Denmark match that will address what we learned from the two matches. Until then, just a few quick hits about... Click to continue reading...

So another decent performance sees United secure all three points at Old Trafford. Overall, I was pleased with the result, but still found a few things troubling. The inability of our three main strikers to score consistently when given the opportunity is slightly worrying, but Obertan's EPL debut coupled with Berba's world class finish left me as happy as could be.

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So another decent performance sees United secure all three points at Old Trafford. Overall, I was pleased with the result, but still found a few things troubling. The inability of our three main strikers to score consistently when given the opportunity is slightly worrying, but Obertan's EPL debut coupled with Berba's world class finish left me as happy as could be.

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Go ahead. Admit it. You saw that coming didn't you? I mean, I wasn't prepared for Julius James to limp his way to late almost-glory in a target man role only to have his effort negated by a stoppage time PK (Fred giveth PK's, and Fred taketh them... Click to continue reading...

So, that was a better result than we probably could have expected in light of our sorry history south of the 2-0 crossing. And you could probably have doubled the surprise given the starting lineup that the oh-so-nattily-dressed Tommy Soehn ran out... Click to continue reading...

There was a spell there in the second half where I couldn't see us surviving the blitz. United seemed completely unable to hold the ball or even advance into opposition territory. Instead, we suffered wave after yellow wave, forced back into our own... Click to continue reading...

I don't know about you, but going into this match, I pretty much thought we'd come out with a draw given all the circumstances surrounding the match. Costa Rica were desperate for a win. We were already through. You knew everybody in a white shirt... Click to continue reading...

I know that Honduras always chokes when the stakes are high...but come on! That was flat-out ridiculous. How do you miss a point blank header...and a PK? How do you let an angry bald paperweight put two in your net? And yet...and yet the US almost... Click to continue reading...

Well howdy, United fans. How does it feel to have your season officially at an end with three matches (two league, one Champions' League) to go? I know we're still mathematically alive, but...yeah, not looking so good, is it? Kinda makes you wonder... Click to continue reading...

This will be short and sweet, really more of a collection of "quick hits" than an actual match reaction. That's because Jabloteh were so bad, and we were playing so many non-regulars, that it's hard to draw any large conclusions beyond (a) Jabloteh... Click to continue reading...

Hughton sings Newcastle's praises while Keane thinks Ipswich gave Nolan an early Christmas present. I was away this weekend. A close friend of mine is off to Australia for at least 3 years, so a bunch of us got together for beer and golf in Oxfordshire (and I use the term 'golf' in the loosest possible [. Click to continue reading...

So which excuse do we go to this time? Because, for the life of me, I can't figure one out. Sure, you could play the "fixture congestion" card, but San Jose played midweek as well, and they did it at altitude followed by a cross-country jaunt. Add... Click to continue reading...

Well, color me a little surprised. Not only did Tommy run out a very strong team, but we actually got the result we needed, hanging three on a tired Marathon side to push us to second in the group (first tie-breaker in the group stage is... Click to continue reading...

By all accounts, including our own, the 3-1 over Plymouth was a bit of a struggle. This is what Hughton had to say after the game: "There were periods of the game where we made hard work of it. "For whatever reason, we weren't able to sustain it and of course the longer the game goes without [...] Click to continue reading...

I've only got the match reports to go on but the general impression I get is that we were both out-thought and out-fought by Blackpool last night, which has got to be something of a reality check in terms of our Championship aspirations. Chris Hughton had this to say about the game: "I am bitterly disappointed, Blackpool [. Click to continue reading...

Well, at least the result was decent, right? Other than the three points and the clean sheet, there was very little that was pretty about this match. United lacked any sort of fluidity, committed numerous boneheaded defensive blunders, had little... Click to continue reading...

I'm going to take a slightly different tack for the meat of this reaction post and focus on one subject. If you couldn't guess it from the title of the post, it's this: where is our Montero? Why this focus? Because, tempting as it is to blame Tommy... Click to continue reading...

Face facts. The reason we won this match is because Davy Arnaud, given two chances with the goal at his mercy, twice pushed the ball wide of the post. Yes, there were other 'Zards who had chances, some of them even pretty good, but Arnaud's two were... Click to continue reading...

Not the prettiest image invoked by the title, I'll agree, but then that's appropriate to the way United finished this match, isn't it? I suppose you could argue that Dallas were at home (in front of their fan--no, I didn't miss a plural) and that... Click to continue reading...

Well, we got the result we needed, but it didn't come in particularly impressive fashion, did it? Let's ignore the nail-biting finish for a moment and look at the larger picture. With the top four in the Hex looking to go right down to the wire,... Click to continue reading...

Ah well, I suppose we won't have to worry about the damn Champions' League next year, will we? You know, barring a miracle run to the Supporters' Shield or MLS Cup...if we even make the playoffs. Pity that our keeper is a psycho and that our coach,... Click to continue reading...

Well that certainly was a huge result, wasn't it? Namoff's early header holds up, and United's fragile defense posts its second consecutive league shutout. Let's skip the niceties of a formal introduction and leap right into the talking points... *... Click to continue reading...

This story line is getting stale. You remember the one? The one where United commits some unbelievably amateurish defensive blunder to put themselves in an early hole. At the beginning of the season, we managed to fight our way back into a few of... Click to continue reading...

Or was that 0-3? I make 1-0 the blown offsides call that negated a much-needed goal for Emilio (and United!). 2-0 would have been the missed PK call, again against Emilio (which may have seemed soft but for the fact that Dunivant made no effort to... Click to continue reading...

Now I know that FSC is all flush with having the UEFA version of the Champions' League, but could somebody please let them know that the CONCACAF tourney is in the group stages now? They seemed convinced for a large portion of this match that we... Click to continue reading...

Apologies if this is a bit truncated, but I just got home 10 minutes prior to kickoff after a couple days on the road, so I'm trying to get situated and my thoughts are a bit scattered. You want an idea of how much I thought we'd pull the "cardiac"... Click to continue reading...

Pardon the headline. It's nothing personally directed at US fans and their treatment of Bob Bradley, but rather a lame pop-cultural dig at "Darth" Torrado in the photo below... I'm a bit late to the party, having just finished watching the second... Click to continue reading...

I'm confused. I know that getting a result, any result, in Central America has to be regarded as a positive. And yes, we did manage to advance to the group stage of the Champions' League. But then I look over the notes I took during the match, and... Click to continue reading...

Admit it. Your expectations were low going into Houston, in the heat, with Houston's two best players returning from Gold Cup duty. I was right there with you. But my expectations were nowhere near as low as "shipping three goals in less than five... Click to continue reading...

This won't take long. I'll put in about the time that Tommy did for his team selection. Remind me again about the FO's commitment to international competition. Aren't they always claiming that we "need" to be involved in these types of tournaments?... Click to continue reading...

Sure, United's quick jump to 2-0 on the road against the Quakes had more than a whiff of good fortune surrounding it. A soft penalty call. A generous deflection into the path of a waiting finisher. But that fortune was self-made. From the first... Click to continue reading...

Well, that's one step farther than I thought the MLS and Scandanavian All-Star team would advance in the Gold Cup, but there you have it. The US grabbed the lead on a Goodson header off a Holden corner in first half stoppage time and came out guns... Click to continue reading...

Bob sent out an MLS domestic all-star team to take on Panama, and that only seems appropriate, given the physical, oft-times brutal approach of the Panamanian team. One hopes that perhaps that was Bob's reasoning for including Jay Heaps, who was... Click to continue reading...

Much of DC United's surprising early season form (surprising, at least, from the vantage point of the "woe is us" pre-season) has been attributed to the consistently impressive displays of the new youth movement in United's locker room (Jakovic,... Click to continue reading...