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Five Questions: Revolution at Sounders

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Lee Nguyen and his Revolution teammates will be looking to score their first victory in the Emerald City in nearly four years on Saturday. (Photo: Kari Heistad/CapturedImages.biz)

Two weeks have passed since we last saw the Revolution in action, but that didn't mean it was all was quietin and around Norfolk County during the bye week.

Happy Independence Day

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I hope everyone enjoyed their 4th of July celebrations. There was plenty of MLS action for those with access to TSN, MLS Live or DirectKick. We are still celebrating, so here is post from the Footiebuisiness vault dating back from 2009.

Back in 2009, we took a look at how teams were looking to increase the amount of fans coming out to the stadiums.

Steven Lenhart & Chris Wondolowski: Chivalrous In Cold Conditions

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Image via twitter.

We'd like to offer a big thank you on behalf of women everything to Chris Wondolowski and Steven Lenhart of the San Jose Earthquakes. Prior to their game against FC Toronto last Saturday, these two knights in blue jackets selflessly put their own body temperatures at risk, just so their mascots didn't freeze their pretty lil' behinds off during the national anthems.

Vote for Timber Joey in the MLS Mascot Competition!

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Vote for Timber Joey in the MLS Mascot Competition!

I'm really not one for traditional mascots, but Timber Joey is different. Anybody who physically chainsaws a log during a game is alright by me.

Which is why I urge you guys to vote for Timber Joey at this competition. He's the only one who's not a suit wearing buffoon made only to appease the kids.

Videos

Southampton Mascot Sammy Saint Dances ‘Gangnam Style’ At Half-Time vs Norwich (Video)

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By Chris Wright

At the interval during Southampton's 1-1 draw with Norwich on Wednesday eve, club mascot Sammy Saint earned his corn with arigorously choreographed 'Gangnam Style' routine not easy in a giant dog suit...

Go Sammy!

(Video: Official Saints)

Spartak Moscow Fans Taunt Zenit With Crude Lion Mascot/Fellatio Tifo (NSFW-ish Video)

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By Chris Wright

In which a group of Spartak Moscow fans get around to unveiling their homemade tifo against Zenit St Petersburg a mock up of Zenit's lion mascot with a hole cut strategically in the mouth to enable the repeated insertion of a large fleshy, phallic object of some sort.

Spartak Moscow Fans Taunt Zenit With Crude Lion Mascot/Fellatio Tifo (NSFW-ish Video)

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By Chris Wright

In which a group of Spartak Moscow fans get around to unveiling their homemade tifo against Zenit St Petersburg a mock up of Zenit's lion mascot with a hole cut strategically in the mouth to enable the repeated insertion of a large fleshy, phallic object of some sort.

Young Aston Villa Mascot Refuses To Shake Hands With Man City Counterpart (Video)

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By Chris Wright

Seems like this problem may run a little deeper than we first thought...

The kid's a disgrace, a DISGRACE I tells ye!

Video: 101GG

Non-League Stourbridge Oust Plymouth Argyle In FA Cup Replay, Trample Mascot In Celebration

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By Chris Wright

It would be remiss of us to let the day pass without mentioning that, having never been further than the first round before, Southern League Premier Division side Stourbridge beat League Two stragglers Plymouth Argyle 2-0 on their own patch last night to reach the second round of the FA Cup for the first time in the club's history.

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Brace Yourselves: The Brazil 2014 World Cup Mascot Is… An Endangered Three-Banded Armadillo With No Name!

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By Chris Wright

The official mascot for the 2014 World Cup has been unveiled on a Brazilian television show by none other than Ronaldo himself, with the fuzzy wotsit given theunenviabletask of stepping into South Africa 2010 mascot Zakumi's shoes (what do you mean you don't remember Zakumi?

Liverpool Introduce New Mascot ‘Mighty Red’ – The Big Gormless Lobster? (Photos)

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By Chris Wright

Here's Liverpool's new mascot people, a thing they're calling 'Mighty Red'...

"Hi guysth!"

"Sthuper awesthome!"

As with most mascots, it's completely bloody terrifying!

It's supposed to be a Liver Bird (note the sprig of broom in the corner of the beak), but what we're seeing is a kind of cross between a pterodactyl and a gormless lobster but with a contemporary nod to Luis Suarez's orthodontic situation.

POTD : Man City’s Mascot Is Confused

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Sporting Lisbon fans posed with Man City's mascots last night. What it's supposed to be again... a Rabbit-alien hybrid? / via AFP

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Napoli Warms Up With A Smooch

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The key to beating Chelsea? (Outside of simply playing them anyway.)

Pregame mascot kisses of luck, as evidenced by Ezequiel Lavezzi and Walter Gargano getting smooches from not one, but two mascots. And in case you're into camera trickery, they zoomed in on the girl and then panned around with the boy then going in for the kiss on the cheeks with the lass following suit.

Sheff Wed Mascots Barney & Ozzie Owl Launch Vicious Attack On FA Cup Mascot Buddy (Video)

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By Chris Wright

Sickening stuff from afore Blackpool's 3-0 win over Sheffield Wednesday at Hillsborough on Tuesday evening, wherein Wednesday mascots Barney and Ozzie Owl launch a vicious and unprovoked attack on ESPN's FA Cup mascot Buddy using the old 'kneel behind and push' takedown technique beloved by schoolboys everywhere.

Links! And mascot on FA Cup mascot violence!

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All the stuff being covered outside the unfriendly confines of the award-winning Dirty Tackle...

Sheffield Wednesday mascots Barney and Ozzy shamelessly assault FA Cup mascot Buddy. [YouTube]

Man City's 88-year-old mascot. [Kickette]

Classic goalkeeper shirts as art.

Kitman: Club Tijuana hold the scariest kit launch of all time

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Challenging the mascot's child-friendly image In England, mascots are cuddly, blundering buffoons with a penchant for winding up opposing fans and scoring penalties. In Mexico, mascots are Satan's pets. At least if you happen to support Club Tijuana, who used their club mascot to scare supporters into buying their new kit.

Shit Lookalikes: ‘Hammerhead’ (West Ham’s New Mascot) & Kryten From Red Dwarf

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By Chris Wright

So, West Ham unveiled their new mascot 'Hammerhead' before their 1-0 win over Barnsley at Upton Park on Saturday...

Saints be praised, it looks like he's got a back story too:

"Foundered in the Thames Iron Works many decades ago, the workers who crafted a new champion drew on the spirits of heroes old and new to create the ultimate goal machine.

Oldham Mascot Chaddy The Owl Punched In The Face By Own Fan

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By Chris Wright


Owl abuse in football is a serious issue. Only last year did we see a poor, defenseless hooter kicked to death during a game by Deportivo Pereira defender Luis Moreno.

Moreno was fined and given community service in a zoo.

Introducing Gaguie: The 2012 African Cup Of Nations Mascot (Video)

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By Alan Duffy

January and February will see a number of Premier League managers once again bemoaning the loss of a number of their top players to the small matter of the African Cup of Nations.Â

However, while the players left behind freeze in a post-Christmas England , those headed for the heat in Gabon and Equatorial Guinea will come face to face with the tournament's new mascot, Gaguie, who was recently unveiled in Libreville to a rather unimpressed (see video) selection of dignitaries.

Meet Aston Villa’s slightly racist former mascot

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A tad un-PC Aston Villa's mascot is currently Hercules Lion. He is everything you want in a mascot: jovial, sporty and a bit of cheeky chap. While there is a theme of African heritage running through the narrative of Villa mascots past and present, this wasn't always portrayed in quite as politically correct or positive [.

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FEMEN Erects A Masculine Protest

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FEMEN's remaining high profile with their protests, but the mainstream coverage indicates they might be getting a bit more creative with said protests. Which can only benefit everybody, if it might detract from the statement slightly.

A couple of young ladies found the landscaped mascots in Kiev this morning.

Owl Mascot Kicked To Death Stirs Protest

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An owl kicked to death in a match in Colombia between Barranquilla club Atletico Junior and Deportivo Pereira has lead to a storm of protests and internet controversy.

The owl was the unofficial mascot of Atletico Junior and had already been hit by the ball before it was unceremoniously booted off the pitch by Deportivo Pereira defender Luis Moreno, who has subsequently been suspended for two games and fined.

Bayern Munich

20 Utterly Craptacular Football Mascots

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By Chris Wright

Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin...

1. Spitfire the Dog, Eastleigh FC

That hat...

(Thanks to @Iwantcurlyhair2 for the nudge)

2. Hammerhead, West Ham

Like Optimus Prime's cross-eyed little brother.

CHAMPS LEAGUE : Arjen Robben Struggles To Get Into Training Bib, Kun Aguero Does Napoli & Cavani’s Loyalty

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Napoli vs Man City | Bayern Munich vs VillarrealÂ
Lyon vs Ajax | Man United vs BenficaÂ

What's going on here, Arjen Robben... alles OK? Well, it's only a minor problem that happens when your eyes refuse to OPEN and you don't know what on Earth you're doing at the training ground at 7 in the morning.

Chicago Fire

Chicago Fire cuts ties with and sues youth soccer league

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Chicago Fire cuts ties with and sues youth soccer league

"The MLS Chicago Fire, which is based out of Bridgeview, has terminated its affiliation with and sued a youth soccer league, claiming it failed to pay more than $35,000 for use of team trademarks, violating a licensing agreement.

Chicago Fire Soccer LLC entered into a licensing agreement on Sept.

Montreal Impact opener to be against Chicago? Olympic Stadium might be added to the list of stadiums Fire have opened

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The Chicago Fire opened Red Bull Arena in 2010. In 2011, the Men in Red had the 'honor' of opening Jeld-Wen Field in April and Livestrong Sporting Park in June. In the three away games, Chicago was outscored 5-2 and had two losses and one draw. I'm not a big fan of the Fire opening stadiums because the opposition brings their top game for the special event.

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QPR Report Thursday: Bhatia on No Debts and Financially Handling Relegation...Questioning Barton as Captain...TWO Mascots!

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- Throughout the day, the QPR Report Messageboard has news updates, comments and perspectives - even links to other board comments of interest re QPR matters (on and off the field) along with football (and ONLY football) topics in general.

QPR Report Thursday: Bhatia on No Debts and Financially Handling Relegation...Questioning Barton as Captain...TWO Mascots!

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- Throughout the day, the QPR Report Messageboard has news updates, comments and perspectives - even links to other board comments of interest re QPR matters (on and off the field) along with football (and ONLY football) topics in general.

Copa America

Candid Moments From The Selecao Bootcamp!

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Welcome to Seleção Bootcamp... a Fútbolita tradition! To make up for lost time (desculpe, desculpe), here's a series of candid shots featuring Mano's manos getting ready for the Copa America which officially kicks off on Friday. First up, we don't know exactly what's going on here but Robinho's pose resembles one of those freaky Tiger mascots on cereal boxes ("Take yo' cereal every morning, kids!

Copa America Official Mascots

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All the Copa America mascots, from Gardelito Argentina 1987 to Suri Argentina 2011

The Rest

Grizzly Scenes As Greenock Morton’s ‘Cappie The Cat’ Mascot Kidnapped And Dismembered

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By Chris Wright

Shocking and grizzly scenes are unfolding north of the border, where Greenock Morton's beloved mascot, Cappie The Cat, has been found mutilated and dismembered after being abducted from the club's ground over the weekend.

The thieves targeted the home of Scottish First Division Greenock at some point over the weekend,stealing the Cappie costume as well as a public announcement system from Cappielow Park.

When Citizens Attack: K-League Season Gathering Pace

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Six down, 38 to go, the K-League season may have a long way to go but the first month has been action-packed with shocks, hooliganism, full and empty stadiums and mascots getting attacked.

That happened at Incheon United. It was only the second ever game at the brand spanking new Sungui Arena.

Abby on TISC

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Have you seen the This is SportsCenter commercial with Abby Wambach? If not, here it is. (Obviously shot a little while ago as her hair is quite different now!) Bravo to Abby for joining the pantheon of sports stars, ESPN anchors and mascots to be featured in a This is SportsCenter spot.