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By Chris Wright
Apparently 'Cat's Eye' is a film adapted from one of Stephen King's lesser works about a
Warnock-faced troll that kills parrots and steals children's breath. It had Drew Barrymore and
James Woods in it. I'm sure they can't remember it in the slightest.
By Chris Wright
The stuff of nightmares...
Quite why anyone should want to make a latex prosthetic version of both Beavis and his
associate, Mr Butthead, is beyond us but it's happened and it's something we, as a
human race, have to deal with.
Premier League centurion Darren Bent has mimicked Pele to celebrate bagging his 100th top-flight
goal. Alas, the Aston Villa striker is a nought short.
By Chris Wright
An absolute cracker to start the day...
Puyol and Pique are the hairy pair that play at the back for Barca and, as
you're already well aware, 'We Are Our Mountains' is a huge monument hewn from
volcanic rock in the Stepanakert region of Northern Armenia.
By Chris Wright
While we're on the subject of Gary Neville, do the England rugby bods really want a man who had
to be forcibly removed from a town hall after throwing a glitter-bomb at Republican US presidential
candidate Rick Santorum during a flesh-presser in Florida the other day to be the man to lecture
their troops on national pride and sporting morals?
You were only supposed to sub bloody Van Der Vaart off We're not sure that going to your tax
evasion trial in fancy dress as a man who made his name getting his hands on a stash of Italian
gold bullion is such a bright idea, 'Arry. Follow live coverage from the Harry Redknapp trial [...]
By Chris Wright
Rather proud of this one as it goes...
Got a Shit Lookalike for Pies? Email it to waatpies@gmail.com and stick
‘Lookalikes' in the subject field or Tweet it over to us as @waatpies if you
think you're hard enough.
By Chris Wright
Rather proud of this one as it goes...
Got a Shit Lookalike for Pies? Email it to waatpies@gmail.com and stick
‘Lookalikes' in the subject field or Tweet it over to us as @waatpies if you
think you're hard enough.
Crouching Wenger, Hidden Title Ambitions If Arsene Wenger is looking for some fresh ideas to combat
Arsenal's unpredictable form, it seems a bit strange that the man he wants to emulate is Andre
Villas-Boas. The Chelsea manager's pitchside crouching is an impressive feat for a man in his
thirties. If Wenger's looking to adopt the [.
Crouching Wenger, Hidden Title Ambitions If Arsene Wenger is looking for some fresh ideas to combat
Arsenal's unpredictable form, it seems a bit strange that the man he wants to emulate is Andre
Villas-Boas. The Chelsea manager's pitchside crouching is an impressive feat for a man in his
thirties. If Wenger's looking to adopt the [.
By Chris Wright
Not one that I'd be willing to share with Morison in person. He may look a bit like Percival
Proudfoot Plugsley thanks to his 'ears on stalks' arrangement, but he also looks like the kind of
guy that gets very 'headbutty' very quickly.
Got a Shit Lookalike for Pies?
By Chris Wright
Spotted on the Late Late Show the other night, the BBC's velvet owl Gary Lineker making his US
chat show debut under the assumed identity of a German student named Philip Weider only to be
rumbled almost immediately by host Craig Ferguson...
Sensational spot from @MancTactics.
By Chris Wright
You'll know Kolarov as the Serbian chap who mainly specialises in blasting 30-yard exocets
narrowly over and wide for Man City.
Vinny Guadagnino, it says here, is widely regarded to be the least twattish of the
creosote-skinned, duck-lipped, herpes-riddled, sun-dried ballsacks on MTV's 'Jersey Shore'
abomination.
By Chris Wright
You'll know Kolarov as the Serbian chap who mainly specialises in blasting 30-yard exocets
narrowly over and wide for Man City.
Vinny Guadagnino, it says here, is widely regarded to be the least twattish of the
creosote-skinned, duck-lipped, herpes-riddled, sun-dried ballsacks on MTV's 'Jersey Shore'
abomination.
By Chris Wright
You've got no idea how hard it was to find a picture of a suitably narked cheetah...
Got a Shit Lookalike for Pies? Email it to waatpies@gmail.com and stick
‘Lookalikes' in the subject field or Tweet it over to us as @waatpies if
you're that way inclined.
By Chris Wright
You've got no idea how hard it was to find a picture of a suitably narked cheetah...
Got a Shit Lookalike for Pies? Email it to waatpies@gmail.com and stick
‘Lookalikes' in the subject field or Tweet it over to us as @waatpies if
you're that way inclined.
By Chris Wright
It's hard to argue with that really. Both are Eastern European, both look decidedly 'zany' and
both have mouths like the Mariana Trench. Kudos to Pies fan Yernar Akkissev for the spot!
As you'll hopefully know, Szczczszccsesney is the Arsenal 'keeper but as for 'Bulldog' here
other than him being a Russian comic and married to girl named Julia, you're guess is as good as
mine.
By Chris Wright
It's hard to argue with that really. Both are Eastern European, both look decidedly 'zany' and
both have mouths like the Mariana Trench. Kudos to Pies fan Yernar Akkissev for the spot!
As you'll hopefully know, Szczczszccsesney is the Arsenal 'keeper but as for 'Bulldog' here
other than him being a Russian comic and married to girl named Julia, you're guess is as good as
mine.
By Chris Wright
The bum-fluff chin strap has it...
Spotters Badge goes out to Pies fan Andy Bouwman. Cracking effort son!
Got a Shit Lookalike for Pies? Email it to waatpies@gmail.com and stick
‘Lookalikes' in the subject field or Tweet it over to us as @waatpies if
you're that way inclined.
By Chris Wright
The bum-fluff chin strap has it...
Spotters Badge goes out to Pies fan Andy Bouwman. Cracking effort son!
Got a Shit Lookalike for Pies? Email it to waatpies@gmail.com and stick
‘Lookalikes' in the subject field or Tweet it over to us as @waatpies if
you're that way inclined.
These are not the Dubes you're looking for It's Michael Duberry. But with boobs. It's Michael
Booberry. The former Chelsea defender is now plying his trade in League Two with Oxford United,
where the Christmas parties are every bit as wild as the Premier League. Well, we're assuming that
this was for a Christmas party.
By Alan Duffy
A big French filet o' flop at Old Trafford, Gabriel Obertan has yet to set the world alight in
Newcastle either. Still, if he never does kickstart his career, he could (possibly) pursue a career
as a Gallic Drum et Bass innovator. He definitely has the face for it.
By Alan Duffy
A big French filet o' flop at Old Trafford, Gabriel Obertan has yet to set the world alight in
Newcastle either. Still, if he never does kickstart his career, he could (possibly) pursue a career
as a Gallic Drum et Bass innovator. He definitely has the face for it.
By Chris Wright
So, West Ham unveiled their new mascot 'Hammerhead' before their 1-0 win over Barnsley at Upton
Park on Saturday...
Saints be praised, it looks like he's got a back story too:
"Foundered in the Thames Iron Works many decades ago, the workers who crafted a new champion
drew on the spirits of heroes old and new to create the ultimate goal machine.
By Chris Wright
So, West Ham unveiled their new mascot 'Hammerhead' before their 1-0 win over Barnsley at Upton
Park on Saturday...
Saints be praised, it looks like he's got a back story too:
"Foundered in the Thames Iron Works many decades ago, the workers who crafted a new champion
drew on the spirits of heroes old and new to create the ultimate goal machine.
Mistaken identity What do mean you can't see it? They're like two peas in a pod. Just ask Greek
referee Michael Koukoulakis, who managed to confuse the pair during last night's Europa League
clash between Udinese and Celtic. The ref showed Cha Du-Ri two yellow cards during the match. But
at some point between the [.
You nose it Form is temporary, but class is permanent. At least that's true when it comes to the
noses of Blackburn goalscorer Simon Vukcevic and Liverpool legend Phil Thompson.
You nose it Form is temporary, but class is permanent. At least that's true when it comes to the
noses of Blackburn goalscorer Simon Vukcevic and Liverpool legend Phil Thompson.
My word. I really have hit rock bottom. Lookalikes. Still, you get what you pay for, I
suppose. Man United crashing out of Europe was a serious Lol-cano, obviously. Experts are calling
it the worst team in the history of everything. Not just football, everything. Cricket, Rugby, The
pre-Raphaelite movement, cutlery, space, pencils, ZZ Top, the Iron Age, everything And,
for no other reason other than I can, here's Phil Jones looking like a loveable Disney swine.
By Chris Wright
Heart of oak, hair of clay...
Got a Shit Lookalike for Pies? Email it to waatpies@gmail.com and stick
‘Lookalikes' in the subject field or Tweet it over to us as @waatpies if you're
that way inclined.
By Chris Wright
Heart of oak, hair of clay...
Got a Shit Lookalike for Pies? Email it to waatpies@gmail.com and stick
‘Lookalikes' in the subject field or Tweet it over to us as @waatpies if you're
that way inclined.
By Chris Wright
Would you just look at the ecstasy on their little faces! The Lord hath truly touched them,
though where the Lord hath truly touched them we couldn't possibly speculate...
By Chris Wright
Ooh, hark at us getting all high-brow! This is our second art-related Lookalike in a row,
following Ronaldo's ill-advised homage to Frida Kahlo. It's like the bloody South Bank Show round
here at the minute.
Got a Shit Lookalike for Pies?
By Chris Wright
Ooh, hark at us getting all high-brow! This is our second art-related Lookalike in a row,
following Ronaldo's ill-advised homage to Frida Kahlo. It's like the bloody South Bank Show round
here at the minute.
Got a Shit Lookalike for Pies?
Lookalikes are hilarious. I think we can all agree on that. Here's professional
footballer/scoundrel, John Terry, looking exactly like a blob fish, the most miserable fish in the
sea. You heard me. Exactly.
Blob fish
J-Tizzle
By Chris Wright
Ronaldo has just posted this photo of his new facial hair on Twitter and, well...
Sorry Ron, but that's the kind of 'tache that could land a fella on some sort of register.
For the uninitiated, Kahlo is/was a Mexican artiste and feminist icon who also happened to do a
rather fine line in monobrows and niche female facial hair.
By Chris Wright
Ronaldo has just posted this photo of his new facial hair on Twitter and, well...
Sorry Ron, but that's the kind of 'tache that could land a fella on some sort of register.
For the uninitiated, Kahlo is/was a Mexican artiste and feminist icon who also happened to do a
rather fine line in monobrows and niche female facial hair.
By Chris Wright
'Sloth' eh? How apt...
Got a Shit Lookalike for Pies? Email it to waatpies@gmail.com and stick
‘Lookalikes' in the subject field or Tweet it over to us as @waatpies if you're
that way inclined.
Suggested further viewing.
By Chris Wright
'Sloth' eh? How apt...
Got a Shit Lookalike for Pies? Email it to waatpies@gmail.com and stick
‘Lookalikes' in the subject field or Tweet it over to us as @waatpies if you're
that way inclined.
Suggested further viewing.
By Chris Wright
Doctors in Ontario, Canada recently found a 'face' in the ultrasound scan results on some chap's
testicular tumour and, well...
...we've got ourselves yet another Mesut Ozil lookalike thanks to an epic spot from Pies fan
Brendan O'Connor!
Got a Shit Lookalike for Pies?
