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Shit Lookalikes: Gary Cahill & Olenna Tyrell (From ‘Game Of Thrones’)

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"Tell Conte it was me..."

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Shit Lookalike: FA Chairman Greg Clarke & A Pile Of Raw Meat

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The FA: Basically just a collection of flabby old meat-piles in blue suits...

Seriously, f**k them.

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Shit Lookalike: Wayne Rooney’s Court Room Sketch & Wayne Rooney

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Doesn't get much shitter than that...

Looks like every nameless henchman from every indistinguishable British gangster movie ever made.

Just to keep you up to speed, Wayne Rooney pleaded guilty to his drink-driving charge atStockport Magistrates' Court today and was subsequently sentenced to perform 100 hours of unpaid community work as punishment.

Shit Lookalikes: Leonid Slutsky & Dexter Fletcher

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Anybody else see it?

The jowly chops, the baggy eyes; the blank, gone-out expression of a man who has inexplicably found himself living and working in Hull?

Actually, that last one only really applies to Slutsky but you get the picture.

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Shit Lookalikes: Paulo Dybala & Paul Danan (Of Hollyoaks ‘Fame’)

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With names that similar, could it be that Paulo Dybala is actually an alter-ego created by master character actor Paul Danan after he spent all of his Hollyoaks money on ciggies and bucket hats?

No, probably not.

Regardless, that's a top notch spot from Pies fan Charlie there.

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Shit Lookalikes: Steven Gerrard’s Newborn Son & Harry Redknapp

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Well, that's just unfortunate...

Photo: @stevengerrard/Instagram

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Shit Lookalikes: Jamie Vardy (With Black Eye) & Alex From ‘Clockwork Orange’

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Top spot from Pies fan Luke W, who viddied that Jamie Vardy looks like a certain troublesome young droog with the addition of a black eye...

As revealed by the man himself after England's win over Lithuania, Vardy's shiner wasn't the result of a bit of good old fashioned ultra violence, rather being hit in the face by a stray football during a training session.

Shit Lookalike: Hector Bellerin & Credence Barebone (From ‘Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them’)

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One is a spindly, pasty waif with a terrible haircut, perpetually struggling tofind his positionin the world.

The other is a J.K. Rowlingcharacter.

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Shit Lookalikes: Jack Wilshere & Eleven From ‘Stranger Things’

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A doff of the cap is most definitely due to Pies fanRasmus Forsten, who noticed that the freshly-shorn Jack Wilshere bears a striking resemblance to Eleven from hit 1980ssynth-fuelledsci-fi series 'Stranger Things'...

One is a tiny, frail human being, cut adrift in an alien realm; damaged and abused but capable of amazing things in short bursts before succumbing to physical and mental break down.

Shit Lookalikes: Angel Di Maria & Frik The Gnome (From ‘Merlin’)

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Top notch work from Pies fan Will Jonathan, who noticed that a certain Angel di Maria bears anuncanny resemblance to Frik the gnome, as played by Martin Short in the star-studded yet entirely forgettable 1998 fantasy romp 'Merlin'...

Good old Di Maria. The pointy-faced gift that keeps on giving.

Shit Lookalike: Alberto Moreno & Shrunken Head Guy From ‘Beetlejuice’

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As we sat there and watched Alberto Moreno scurrying round aimlessly against Arsenal, we couldn't help but notice that we'd seen his truly laughableexcuse for a haircut somewhere before.

Then it dawned on us...

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Euro 2016 Shit Lookalike: Jonny Williams & Toby Jones

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Kudos to Pies fan @jonnyffcpitt, who spotted that dinky Wales midfielder Jonny Williams not only looks like a runner-up in a regional Jimmy Sommerville lookalike contest, but also bears an uncanny likeness to Toby Jones, i.e, thatactor who's always decent in everything but you still can't quite remember his name.

Shit Lookalikes: Arsene Wenger & Rick Snyder (Governor Of Michigan)

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High-calibre Shit Lookalikery from spottersSpec Diagnostics(@SpecDiagnostics) here, who noted thevery Arsene Wenger-esque mannerisms ofthe very Arsene Wenger-like governor for Michigan, Rick Snyder...

Sacré bleu! You could be fooled into thinking they were the same bloke if it weren't for the whole "refusing to quit" thing.

Shit Lookalikes: Diego Costa & Jose Oquenda (Formerly Of St Louis Cardinals)

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World class spot from Pies fan Shaun here, who noticed that well-worn Chelsea striker Diego Costa bears a striking resemblance to the similarly craggyex-baseballer Jose Oquendo, formerly of the St. Louis Cardinals...

Bang on, that. Not even a hint of shitness about it.

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Shit Lookalike: Matt Ritchie & Gordon Ramsay

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Like two petit pois in a seasonal kale and auberginereductionpod, it's Bournemouth scrapper Matt Ritchie and celebrity kitchen bully Gordon Ramsay.

This episode of Shit Lookalikes is brought to you by the word 'furrowed'...

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Shit Lookalike: Leighton Baines & Eddison Tollett Of The Night’s Watch

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We sat through Everton's Capital One Cup semi-final against Man City trying desperately to thinkwho Leighton Baines and his frankly appalling new barnet reminded us of.

Then it clicked...

Come on Leighton, sort it out son.

Shit Lookalikes: Claudio Ranieri & Toby The Turtle (From Disney’s Robin Hood)

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Uncanny...

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Shit Lookalikes: Kurt Zouma & John Boyega (From Star Wars: The Force Awakens)

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One is an swashbuckling, all-action defender of all that is right and proper.

The other is John Boyega from the new Star Wars film...

Manythanks to Pies fan Mark Rebelow for the spot. Terrifically shit!

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Shit Lookalike: Hector Bellerin & Wayne (From Wayne’s World)

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Photo: @Stuart_PhotoAFC/Twitter

One's a black-clad doofus with a baseball cap and an equally goofy little friend, the other is Mike Myer's character from Wayne's World.

(Many thanks to Pies fan Jo Potts for the spot)

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Shit Lookalike: Man City’s New Dressing Room & The Hypersleep Chamber From ‘Alien’

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Man City have just unveiled the brand new home dressing room they've had fitted at the Etihad Stadium and it looks more like some kind of futuristic cloning facility than a place for Fabian Delph to tape up his shinpads...

Photo: @ManCity/Twitter

Lord alone knows how much they've spent rigging that thing up, but we're fairly sure where the inspiration came from.

Shit Lookalikes: Roberto Firmino & The New Ken (Of ‘Barbie’ Fame) Doll

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WithBarbieapproaching her 60th birthday, Mattel have launched a new phalanxof on-trend Ken dolls fit for the 21st century.

That is to say, the new Kens come in a variety of skin tonesandhave cornrows and man buns, etc.

Indeed, we couldn't help but noticing that 'Fashionista' Ken bears a certain resemblance to Liverpool's very own top-knotted, fluoro-toothed hipster.

Shit Lookalikes: Fraser Forster & Trap Jaw (From ‘He-Man’)

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One's a big, lumbering, lantern-jawed oaf withrobotic reflexes and a violent look in his eyes and the other is... well, you get the picture.

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Shit Lookalikes: Adama Traore & Vileda Classic Easy-Wring Mop

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Adama Traore debuted a boldnew hairstyle for Middlesbrough's drab 0-0 draw against Swansea on Sunday.

With Pies havingjust purchased a new mop a few days previous, Traore's straggly peroxide 'do looked instantly familiar...

One is highly manoeuvrableand providesa clean, clinical finish 100% of the time.

Shit Lookalikes: Eden Hazard (And His Tattoo Cronies) & The Sandlot Kids

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Eden Hazard nipped down to Fulham Tattoo Parlour yesterday to start work on his obligatory standard issue "professional footballer sleeve".

Touching then, that he chose to mark the occasion with ahat-tip to one of the finest movies of the 1990s...

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FAIL: The Irish Herald Newspaper Accidentally Use Photo Of Stormzy In Article About Romelu Lukaku

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TheIrish Herald newspaper have dropped an absolute whopper in their Monday morning edition.

Indeed, the rather glaring cock-up saw the Herald accompany their big back page story about Romelu Lukaku with an image of London grime star Stormzy...

Photo: @Football_LDN/Twitter

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

Shit Lookalikes: Victor Lindelof & Grant Holt

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He may well have just joined Manchester United in a £31million deal, but we've got a sneaking suspicion that Victor Lindelof already hasa fair few Premier League appearances under his belt...

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Horror Hair Special: 10 People/Things That Andy Carroll’s New Braids Look A Bit Like

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You go away for a few days, for Christmas no less, and return to this nonsense...

Complied hereunder are Pies initial reaction to the West Ham battering ram's daring new 'do, which is giving us subtle shades of....

British Bulldog

Obligatory 'Monica with dreadlocks' reference

His gawky teenage self

Chingachgook, The Last of the Mohicans

This delicious loaf of bread

Pippi Longstocking

Vintage Jamie Vardy

Thisfancy horse

Snoop Dogg

An apple strudel

Why can't the white boys just leave the braids alone?

Photo: Arsenal keeper Petr Cech claims to be Darth Vader

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Btw new Star Wars "The force awakens" is apparently coming this week ...

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Shit Lookalikes: Kamil Grosicki & Steve McDonald (From ‘Coronation Street’)

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Congratulations are due to Hull City midfielder Kamil Grosicki, who has just been voted PFA Premier League Player of the Month for April.

| Congratulations to @HullCity's @GrosickiKamil, who is the PFA Fans' Premier League #POTM for April! pic.

Uncanny: Lionel Messi Doppelganger Becomes Something Of A Minor Celebrity In Iran (Photos)

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The man you see afore ye is Riza Perestes, an Iranian gentleman who just so happens to share 99.99999999% of his DNA with a rather famous footballer by the name of Lionel Messi.

Riza has apparently become something of a minor phenomenon in his hometown, and now spends his days pottering around in an Argentina shirt whilst trying to make as many people do double-takes as possible.

Oldham Fans Mercilessly Mock Rochdale Steward For Looking A Bit Like Boris Johnson (Video)

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A single goal from Matt Lund was enough to see Oldham go down 1-0 at Rochdale in League One on Saturday afternoon, but the travelling fans nevertheless managed to keep themselves entertained.

Fortunately, one of the stewards on duty in the away section had the misfortune of bearing a passing resemblence to wispy-haired Tory buffoon Boris Johnson.

Jamie Carragher Pounces On Gary Neville’s Motorbike Selfie With Top Drawer Office-Themed Lookalike (Photo)

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Proving once again that they are Sky Sports' answer to Trev and Simon, the banter-slinging comedy duo of Jamie Carragher and Gary Neville have been at it again.

It all began when Neville, shortly after finishing his shift for Sky atthe Chelsea-Liverpool match last night, posted a photograph on Instagram of himself being ferried back home on the back of a motorbike.

St Pauli Boss Unable To Attend Player Unveiling So Club Just Use Some Bloke In A Mask Instead (Photo)

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Being as they are the 2. Bundesliga's premier left-wing, neo-punk, anti-fascist socialist football club, it shouldn't come as much of a surprise to learn that St Pauli tried something a little unorthodox with a recent player unveiling.

After it emerged that coach Ewald Lienen was otherwise engaged and wouldn't be able to welcomenew signing Marvin Ducksch to the club in person, St Pauli instead had some bloke don a mask of Lienen and pose for a photo instead.

Snapshot: Jamie Vardy Celebrates Leicester City’s Premier League Title Win With Replicant Clone…

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No wonder Jamie Vardy has been putting in so many tireless shifts this season turns out there's two of the buggersknocking about...

Photo: @LCFC/Twitter

Either we (and Leicester for that matter) have had far too many WKD daiquiris over the Bank Holiday, or the clones really are walking among us.

Clucking Hell: Face Of Liverpool Midfielder Joe Allen Appears On Chicken Nugget (Photo)

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By Joseph Viney

Liverpool supporters might agree that Joe Allen's recent run of form has seen him playing with the wind beneath his wings, but this may be taking it a little too far.

The Welsh midfielder – kind-of-ironically-but-not-really dubbed ‘the Welsh Xavi' by Brendan Rodgers once upon a time – appears to have taken time out of his busy schedule to show his tender face on the crispy coating of a chicken nugget.

Shit Lookalikes: Jason Puncheon And Friends & ‘The Entombment Of Christ’ By Raphael…

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Inwhat might just be the most high-brow Shit Lookalike we've ever featured on Pies, a tip of the hat is definitely due to Crystal Palace fansDuleep Allirajah and Ed Barrett who jointly noted that the giddy aftermath of Jason Puncheon's winning goal against Swansea bore a distinct resemblance to a work by an Italian Renaissance master.

Shit Lookalikes: Antonio Conte And Brett Anderson (Lead Singer Of Britpop Poseurs Suede)

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What a fine head of hair new Chelsea boss Antonio Conte has (though it wasn't always that way!).

And with those piercing baby blueshe could well have fronted a hip indie band back in the nineties...

Will Conte bring some much-needed Positivity to Stamford Bridge by making sure theChelsea squad Stay Together?

Shit Lookalikes: New Premier League Arm Patches & Tesco Value Baked Beans

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As previously mentioned, the Premier League have unveiled their daring new branding for the 2016/17 season today, which can only mean one thing: BRAND NEW ARM PATCHES!

However, the results are what you might call 'disappointing', with the new kit marques looking incredibly cheap and tacky.

Shit Lookalike: Manuel Pellegrini & UrTih The Mystic From ‘Dark Crystal’

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One is wise and mystical shaman with a silver windswept mane and a face furrowedwith runic wrinklesseveral thousands of millennia old.

The other is a puppet from a Jim Henson movie...

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Shit Lookalikes: Sepp Blatter & Nelly (The Rapper)

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Sepp Blatter was proudly sporting a band-aid for his fallen homie, M-Platz, at apress conference this morning...

You just gotta eat the time Sepp, eat the time.

Top marks go to Pies fan Phill Nathan (@thisaintsparta) for the spot.