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Shit Lookalikes: Gary Cahill & Olenna Tyrell (From ‘Game Of Thrones’)

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"Tell Conte it was me..."

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Shit Lookalike: Wayne Rooney’s Court Room Sketch & Wayne Rooney

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Doesn't get much shitter than that...

Looks like every nameless henchman from every indistinguishable British gangster movie ever made.

Just to keep you up to speed, Wayne Rooney pleaded guilty to his drink-driving charge atStockport Magistrates' Court today and was subsequently sentenced to perform 100 hours of unpaid community work as punishment.

Shit Lookalikes: Leonid Slutsky & Dexter Fletcher

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Anybody else see it?

The jowly chops, the baggy eyes; the blank, gone-out expression of a man who has inexplicably found himself living and working in Hull?

Actually, that last one only really applies to Slutsky but you get the picture.

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Shit Lookalikes: Victor Lindelof & Grant Holt

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He may well have just joined Manchester United in a £31million deal, but we've got a sneaking suspicion that Victor Lindelof already hasa fair few Premier League appearances under his belt...

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Shit Lookalikes: Steven Gerrard’s Newborn Son & Harry Redknapp

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Well, that's just unfortunate...

Photo: @stevengerrard/Instagram

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Shit Lookalikes: Fraser Forster & Trap Jaw (From ‘He-Man’)

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One's a big, lumbering, lantern-jawed oaf withrobotic reflexes and a violent look in his eyes and the other is... well, you get the picture.

Got a Shit Lookalike for Pies? Drop us a line at waatpies@gmail.com and we'll gladly give it shufyt.

Uncanny: Lionel Messi Doppelganger Becomes Something Of A Minor Celebrity In Iran (Photos)

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The man you see afore ye is Riza Perestes, an Iranian gentleman who just so happens to share 99.99999999% of his DNA with a rather famous footballer by the name of Lionel Messi.

Riza has apparently become something of a minor phenomenon in his hometown, and now spends his days pottering around in an Argentina shirt whilst trying to make as many people do double-takes as possible.

Shit Lookalikes: Jamie Vardy (With Black Eye) & Alex From ‘Clockwork Orange’

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Top spot from Pies fan Luke W, who viddied that Jamie Vardy looks like a certain troublesome young droog with the addition of a black eye...

As revealed by the man himself after England's win over Lithuania, Vardy's shiner wasn't the result of a bit of good old fashioned ultra violence, rather being hit in the face by a stray football during a training session.

Shit Lookalikes: Eden Hazard (And His Tattoo Cronies) & The Sandlot Kids

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Eden Hazard nipped down to Fulham Tattoo Parlour yesterday to start work on his obligatory standard issue "professional footballer sleeve".

Touching then, that he chose to mark the occasion with ahat-tip to one of the finest movies of the 1990s...

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Shit Lookalike: Hector Bellerin & Credence Barebone (From ‘Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them’)

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One is a spindly, pasty waif with a terrible haircut, perpetually struggling tofind his positionin the world.

The other is a J.K. Rowlingcharacter.

Got a decent Shit Lookalike for Pies? Bung it over to us at waatpies@gmail.com and we'll gladly give it a look-see...

Shit Lookalikes: Jack Wilshere & Eleven From ‘Stranger Things’

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A doff of the cap is most definitely due to Pies fanRasmus Forsten, who noticed that the freshly-shorn Jack Wilshere bears a striking resemblance to Eleven from hit 1980ssynth-fuelledsci-fi series 'Stranger Things'...

One is a tiny, frail human being, cut adrift in an alien realm; damaged and abused but capable of amazing things in short bursts before succumbing to physical and mental break down.

Shit Lookalike: Oscar The Grouch & Sergio Romero

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By Chris Wright

The first Shit Lookalike of the new era comes courtesy of Pies fan Ed Simmons, who posits that Manchester United's latest be-stubbled goalkeeping recruit bears a striking resemblance to Sesame Street's resident cantankerous, bin-dwelling scruffbag...

Brilliant.

Video: Guess the football lookalikes

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This entertaining video shows you an image of a professional football lookalike and gives you a couple of seconds to guess who they pretend to be before revealing the answer. There are a couple of corkers in there! Andy Carroll is up there among our favourites...

Lookalikes: Dog does an amazing impression of QPR manager Harry Redknapp

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This is perhaps the best Harry Redknapp lookalike of all time. In fact, it's so uncanny that we're wondering if this might actually be Redknapp's dog. You know, the one that does his accounts and writes out his teamsheets for him.

Shit Lookalikes: Jonjo Shelvey & Queen’s ‘News Of The World’ Album

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By Chris Wright

Cracking spot from Pies fan Neil Puckrick. Kudos to you Sir!

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Shit Lookalikes: Jonjo Shelvey & Queen’s ‘News Of The World’ Album

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By Chris Wright

Cracking spot from Pies fan Neil Puckrick. Kudos to you Sir!

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Shit Lookalikes: Martin Jol & Binky The Bully From ‘Arthur’

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By Chris Wright

Jol is the man who has just revealed that Dimitar Berbatov has come through a Fulham medical.

Binky is the clarinet-playing bully from Arthur; a cartoon with a fine, fine theme tune.

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Shit Lookalikes: Nathan Dyer & Sanka From ‘Cool Runnings’

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By Chris Wright

Dyer is Swansea's tiny wing halfling.

Sanka is the egg-lovin' Jamaican bobsledder who was, in fact, not dead mon.

Much love to Pies fan Ian Mendoza for the spot!

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Shit Lookalikes: Christine Sinclair & Gary Busey

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By Chris Wright

So sorry Christine...

Sinclair is the Canadian women's football team's leading light.

Busey is a batchy actor who makes Nick Nolte look like he has his shit together.

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Shit Lookalikes: Samir Nasri & Beth Tweddle

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By Chris Wright

Nasri is the most lovable rascal in football.

Tweddle MBE is a British Olympic and several-time World Champion gymnast

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Shit Lookalike: Steve Kean & Pedro The Squashed Lemon

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By Chris Wright

Kean is Blackburn's beloved manager.

Pedro is a friend of former World Cup mascot 'Naranjito', and once helped his pal save the 1982 World Cup final from being blown to smithereens by the evil Dr Mantis though not before getting his head stuck in an automatic lift door.

Shit Lookalikes: Mario Balotelli & Sleestak (From ‘Land Of The Lost’)

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By Chris Wright

Truly world class spot from Pies fan Jack Irvin! Help yourself to a Babycham from the cooler.

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Euro 2012 Shit Lookalikes: Sergio Ramos & ALF

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By Chris Wright

Absolutely top notch spot from Pies fan Pia. Help yourself to ten points and a biscuit from the barrel!

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Euro 2012 Shit Lookalikes: Andre Schurrle & Archangel From ‘X-Men’

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By Chris Wright

Schurrle plays for Germany and is not, repeat NOT Marco Reus

Archangel is the half man/half pigeon from the X-Men, as played by Ben Foster (though sadly, not THAT Ben Foster)

Nothing shit about that! Thanks to Pies fan Kenji for the tip-off.

Euro 2012 Shit Lookalikes: Alessandro Diamanti & Crazy Drifter From ‘Waterworld’

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By Chris Wright

Diamanti is the straggly chap who defied a gentleman's penis to put England out of Euro 2012 and proud owner of some of the worst tattoos at the torunament.

Drifter (played by Kim Coates) is a sea-faring, paper-fetishist tramp from Kevin Costner's vaunted aquatic masterpiece Waterworld.

Euro 2012 Shit Lookalikes: Bruno Alves & Ted ‘Golden Voice’ Williams

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By Chris Wright

Alves is a bedraggled Portuguese centre-half with wet roadkill on his head.

Williams is the former homeless hobo who became a minor US celebrity last year by virtue of possessing a voice rich enough to tenderise meat at ten paces.

Euro 2012 Shit Lookalikes: Swedish Coach Erik Hamren & US Comic Greg Proops

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By Alan Duffy

Proops is the American bloke who used to be on 'Whose Line Is It Anyway?' many many eons ago. Now he's in some appalling kids show called True Jackson.

Hamren is the Swedish national boss and, at 54, is two years older than Proops.

Euro 2012 Shit Lookalikes: Slaven Bilic & Head From ‘Art Attack’

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By Chris Wright

The eyes have it...

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Euro 2012 Shit Lookalikes: Cesc Fabregas & Arantxa Sanchez Vicario

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By Chris Wright

Anyone for tennis?

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Euro 2012 Shit Lookalikes: Andy Carroll & The Centaur From ‘Narnia’

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By Chris Wright

Carroll is the half man/half pony that, if rumours are to be believed, will be starting for England against Sweden later today.

Centaur is the half man/half pony that'd probably do a better job.

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Euro 2012 Shit Lookalikes: Andy Carroll & The Centaur From ‘Narnia’

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By Chris Wright

Carroll is the half man/half pony that, if rumours are to be believed, will be starting for England against Sweden later today.

Centaur is the half man/half pony that'd probably do a better job.

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Euro 2012 Shit Lookalikes: Joe Hart & James Van Der Beek

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By Chris Wright

Dawson and Joe, both proud purveyor's of massive square heads...

Thanks to @StevenDWCotton for the tip-off. Much obliged Sir.

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Euro 2012 Shit Lookalikes: Jakob Poulsen & Crash Bandicoot

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By Chris Wright

Mr Poulsen in one of the many Mr Poulsen's that currently play for Denmark.

Mr Bandicoot is the world's most preeminent pixelated marsupial.

(We'd love to dole out the relevant kudos for this Lookalike, but unfortunately we accidentally deleted the email.

Shit Lookalikes: Vintage Joachim Löw & Randy Marsh

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By Chris Wright

Cracking...

A gigazillion points go to Pies fan Eddie Stack for the spot!

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Shit Lookalikes: Sergio Ramos & Eden Sher (Teenage Daughter From ‘The Middle’)

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By Chris Wright

Ramos hogs all the conditioner in the Real Madrid showers

Sher plays the teenage daughter in standard US sitcom schlock 'The Middle'

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Shit Lookalikes: Sergio Ramos & Eden Sher (Teenage Daughter From ‘The Middle’)

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By Chris Wright

Ramos hogs all the conditioner in the Real Madrid showers

Sher plays the teenage daughter in standard US sitcom schlock 'The Middle'

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Shit Lookalikes: Dedryck Boyata & Sidney Poitier

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By Chris Wright

Boyata plays at the back for Bolton.

Poitier is just about the coolest mo-effin'-fo that ever lived. In fact, he's so cool that he only ever appears in black and white. He also directed 'Ghost Dad', the worst film of 1990.

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Video: Chelsea’s Kevin De Bruyne meets his lookalike

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Chelsea midfielder Kevin De Bruyne has had an interesting preparation for Belgium's World Cup qualifier against Scotland: meeting his doppelganger. The Red Devils squad each got to meet their lookalike as part of a sponsor's event. The players were in fits of giggles as they were presented with their doubles before teaming up with them [.

Could Spurs chairman Daniel Levy get away with selling Kenny McEvoy to Real Madrid for £93m?

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Hahaha "@Madrid_2020_: #parecidosrazonables @GarethBale11 vs. @KennyMcEvoy pic.twitter.com/eUW39rMfZ6" Kenny Mcevoy (@KennyMcevoy) August 1, 2013 Daniel Levy has tried every trick in the book to keep hold of Gareth Bale this summer, but it looks like just a matter of time before the Welshman moves to Real Madrid.

Kickette Catch Up: Your Weekend Gossip Cheat Sheet

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Image: The Mirror. Sorry we've been slow on the gossip cheat sheet uptake lately, Kickettes. We truly have no excuse. But we will provide one example of the type of day we've been having: this morning on the tube, we saw a delectable Nemanja Vidic-type lookalike. When he stood up to get off, he swung [.