Pure fuggery. Oh hey, David. Rihanna called. She wants her 'do back. Ta. Posted in LOLs, Lookalikes
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I don't know how I hadn't seen this before but a little bit of web-surfing awaiting news of whether
Wayne Rooney is a Dad yet brought me to this video. It's a touch of genius! Obviously heavily
edited but it's as funny as fcuk! For more like this one check out talkSPORTmagazine for even more
like [.
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In honor of Nemanja Vidic's 28th birthday today, WDKF brings you some of our favorite quips about
the Serbian Destroyer:
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This is enough to scare anyone to death. Is it a bird? Is it a yetti? No it's David Beckham's new
beard! I'm sure everyone has caught a glimpse of Becks' new growth. Not nice, I know, but something
you can always rely on Goldenballs to give us is a bit of furryness! Over the years we've [...]
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Indeed, Gary Neville is a red...and he hates Scousers Cheeky bugger! Expect a plethora of
beachballs to be taken to Anfield next weekend.
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Firstly, this is just for a bit of fun. A game...so to speak. You are Alex Ferguson (You like a
drop of the vino, nose is very red, etc) You have got eighty million big ones burning in your
pocket cos you darent put it into the bank with the interest rate at ziltch. Also, that cuddly
[...]
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This weekend all major leagues around the world are not playing, as the World Cup 2010 qualifiers
are up yet again for the International squads to battle their respective rights to get to South
Africa. So in the meantime, here are the two may be most talked-about incidents which have occurred
during last weekend's games in [.
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One is an American Singer/Songwriter and the other is a Croatian midfielder who plays for Tottenham
Hotspur. Photoshopping by Diego (Thank you!). If you have a lookalike you'd like to feature in our
weekly lookalike column, you can email us on wedontknowfootballdotcom [@] gmail [.] com, twitter
us, or even thru facebook Posted in LOLs, Lookalikes, Outside Football, [.
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Carlos Tevez is a no good, two cent, hooker. The reason why i sit and write these words today is in
response to his comments made after the West Ham game. You know..that game where he was so polite
as to score two goals in front of their fans only to put his hand up, say [...]
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According to an article from the DailyMail, Sir Alex had some fun when Jonny Evans attended a press
conference with the gaffer yesterday before the Champions League match today vs. Wolfsburg, along
with his girlfriend, Kate, in the audience as she is on work placement with ITV. Sir Alex was
talking about Rooney's marriage and how [.
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Well, after Twittergate earlier this year, we saw Darren Bent's account disabled. Good news for
Niall Quinn: D-Bent is back. He may just get a "stop f***ing around" tweet of his very own one day.
But Bent didn't just come quietly back to the world of status updates. He's challenged boxer Tony
Jeffries to a follower count war.
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CR7..erm..9 has revealed his (sort of) undying passion for Manchester United in a recent interview,
in-spite of him now playing for Spanish giants Real Madrid When asked about his former employer
Ronaldo commented: "Every time I can I try to watch United's games on television. I still like to
know what's happening at Old Trafford.
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Tarantino got it ALL wrong As good as his Inglorious Bastards film was (and it was a belter!),
casting Brad Pitt as the leading man was a huge error.. So step in...Carlos "The Judas Jackal"
Tevez, Gareth "Liverpool Reject" Barry, and Emmanuel "The Knee Slide Kick Yer Old Team Mate in the
Face" Adebayor Available to hire at [.
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Tarantino got it ALL wrong As good as his Inglorious Bastards film was (and it was a belter!),
casting Brad Pitt as the leading man was a huge error.. So step in...Carlos "The Judas Jackal"
Tevez, Gareth "Liverpool Reject" Barry, and Emmanuel "The Knee Slide Kick Yer Old Team Mate in the
Face" Adebayor Available to hire at [.
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Everyone wants the chance to score a penalty past your local rivals' goalkeeper, but one fan took
his chance this weekend. The fan couldn't wait for Spartak Moscow's Brazilian midfielder Alex to
take the kick against Saturn so came on and took it for him. Watch his celebration run with his
mate following him, I'm pleased he [.
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So im casually perusing around ebay and i come across a.....World Cup for sale!! It is an exact
replica issued by the Argentinian FA after their 1986 triumph in Mexico The description says : ONE
OF A KIND A RARE MEMORABILIA ITEM issued by Argentina Football Association (AFA) given to Argentina
National Team champions players for the World [.
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Now every manager has his different training techniques Some inspire. Some perspire. But Martin
O'Neill as gone down another route. He has had a fight with one of his players...a real fight! The
incident happened after a very heated exchange between the manager, and versitile former Hammer's
skipper Nigel Reo-Coker.
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IMHO, I think Nike failed this season in producing a wearable training kit (Exhibits 1 and 2) or
tracksuit especially for Manchester United. Camman, United kit-man Albert Morgan looks like the
bee-girl from the Blind Melon's No Rain music video. Sure, this black/white tracksuit looks pretty
smart in the picture but combo it with a pair [.
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IMHO, I think Nike failed this season in producing a wearable training kit (1, 2) or tracksuit
especially for Manchester United. Camman, United kit-man Albert Morgan looks like the bee-girl from
the Blind Melon's No Rain music video. And the other track-suit? Posted in LOLs, Lookalikes,
Outside Football, Pictures
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Sir Alex Ferguson: "Caaammaaann! So what if I'm not French, I would make a great Musketeer. You can
be Aramis, Arsene is Porthos and since I'm the oldest, I can be Athos!" Arsene Wenger: "Ya, Mich.
He's cool but just don't go to Old Trafford. They'll call you names there." Michel Platini: "Oh,
mon Dieu.
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Well this is not even a Photoshop job! Someone actually did this to their car and Wenger posed at
the back of it..maybe he is a fan of caricature art? I'm sure Arsenal fans will find this picture
offensive in someway...so I'm leaving the captions up to you The Prof seems to be happy with his
mini-me, as [.
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Carlos Tevez has gone and got himself injured playing for his country the poor dear...bless He will
now miss the games against Arsenal this week, and is possibly out of his clubs visit to Old
Trafford, where we hear he was really looking forward to playing. Tevez suffered a knee injury
during Argentina's 3-1 World Cup qualifying defeat at home [.
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Thanks to Katie for pointing out the similarities. If you have a lookalike you'd like to feature in
our weekly lookalike column, you can email us on wedontknowfootballdotcom [@] gmail [.] com,
twitter us, or even thru facebook. Posted in LOLs, Lookalikes, Outside Football, Pictures Tagged:
Jesus from Big Lebowski, Sotirios Kygiakos [.
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"Hey Nani, remember that Ronnie party? LOL, that girl has big fun-bags. THIS BIG. Ahh, sigh. I miss
Ronnie." Posted in Captions, LOLs, Pictures Tagged: Anderson
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Georgia captain Kakha Kaladze has apologised to teammates and supporters following a brace of own
goals in his country's World Cup qualify at home to Italy. Kaladze, who plies his trade in Italy
with AC Milan, stuck the ball past his own 'keeper twice in the second half to gift an unimpressive
Italian team a 2-0 [.
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Spot the odd one out? Capello. He's not a knob. 'Mike Bassett, England Manager' is the most
legendary Football film ever made. Forget 'Damned United', 'Football Factory', 'Mean Machine'.
They've got nothing on Bassy. He danced half-naked on a bar infront of Pele, opened his curtains to
the media completely starkers, and he liked the Christmas Pudding [.
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Amazon have dropped a Manchester United album full of terrace chants after an official complaint
from Arsenal FC The song they are directly referring to is the "Sit Down You Paedophile" song,
lovingly sang by United fans, too the touchline on visits from the North London crybabies giants,
or on the rare occasion that Graham Rix [.
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"He's here, hes there, hes every fcuking where. Ka-kuuu-taaaaa Ka-kuuu-taaaaa" Yes Yes. Yesterday
Google announced that the biggest increase in a search term was the words "Gael Kakuta". Not
Cristiano Crappants. Not Lionel Im Allowed to Headbutt People. Not even the original Golden
Bollock Balls himself.
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There are about 50 variations of this scene from the film "Downfall" parodied for the purposes of
adding humor to an otherwise disappointing situation in football, but I laugh almost every time.
The latest comes in light of the Chelsea Transfer Ban.
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In this week's episode of Prison Break, Sunderland new signing Michael Turner will be playing Don
Self and he's going to take down The Company. Thanks to Jess for emailing us this. If you have a
lookalike you'd like to feature in our weekly lookalike column, you can email us on
wedontknowfootballdotcom [@] gmail [.
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Football's governing body FIFA have made drastic changes to the laws surrounding the controversial
Pre and Mid season transfer windows due to the confusion over its existence and the many grey areas
surrounding loan deals and deadlines. Sepp Blatter, with the support of Michel Platini, has decreed
that every professional club (non league teams are exempt) [.
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It doesnt really get funnier than this... But what was the old boy really saying to the Old
Trafford Faithful as he clambered on the roof of the old tunnel? Was he trying to convert us all to
Wengerism, his religious sect? Was he showing us that he is in actual fact a character from the TV
series [.
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