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Today's fashion and design news presented in order of our excitement levels.

Meh: The French prostitute at the centre of the French NT scandal involving Franck Ribery and Karim Benzema debuted her own line of lingerie at Paris Couture Fashion Week today.

Sometimes Newcastle fans have to thank God for small mercies really. Mike Ashley Newcastle owner And a case in point is that we have to be thankful that owner Mike Ashley has not decided to model the new lingerie from Premier Lingerie, that was introduced by Newcastle United a day or two ago.

By Chris Wright

Apparently inspired by the club's gaggle of French summer signings (imagine Gabriel Obertan in a pair of diddy lace knickers) and designed with 'the Geordie lass in your life' in mind, Newcastle United have launched a lingerie line via their official club store.

Well would you believe it, Newcastle United have become the latest football club to sign a deal with a leading underwear retailer. Lingerie now available in black and white stripes! News today that Newcastle have just signed a deal with Premier Lingerie to sell black and white underwear with the club's logo on them [.

Well would you believe it, Newcastle United have become the latest football club to sign a deal with a leading underwear retailer. Lingerie now available in black and white stripes! News today that Newcastle have just signed a deal with Premier Lingerie to sell black and white underwear with the club's logo on them [.

Well this story is certainly interesting...or something.

According to The Ring, Dynamo minority owner Oscar de la Hoya admitted posing for pictures wearing women's lingerie while under the influence of cocaine and alcohol. In transcripts aquired by The Ring from an interview on Univision, De La Hoya admits to the pictures, to drug and alcohol abuse and being out of control.

David Beckham: Purveyor of affordable pants for the masses. Images via Getty

The Beckhams and luxury go together like vodka and ice cubes so you can imagine our delighted surprise at the announcement that David Beckham's new range of bodywear will be sold exclusively at H&M. Yes, the same H&M that you pop into on a Friday night because you need a dress for your night out that doesn't cost as much as a mortgage payment and that you can spill all manner of substances on and really not give a toss.

Out of the doghouse Don't you love a happy ending, OTP fans? Sacked Doncaster mascot Donny Dog has been reinstated by the club. Tracy Chandler, aged 40, was yesterday fired from her voluntary position for posing in a lingerie photoshoot alongside the head of her mascot alter ego (file under 'sentences you never though you'd [.

By Chris Wright

Huge news from the Championship, where Doncaster Rovers have sacked their mascot of three years after she got her wabs out for a fairly timid lingerie shoot, posing alongside the head from her 'Donny The Dog' costume.

Doncaster have announced that 40-year old, mother-0f-three Tracy Chandler has been relieved of her voluntary duties after she 'disgraced the club' by appearing in a charity photo shoot for a newspaper.

With Valentine's Day less than a fortnight away, February 14 for those of you who forget! easily done, here's some Idea's for the Guys who are more often than not useless when thinking of Gifts for the Ladies in their lives on Valentines Day or embarrased to go into a shop and buy a present in case any of his mates see them with those Ladies tit bits.