David Ngog, who scored early on for Liverpool, is the goat of the soccer world today after his
disgraceful dive in the second half against Birmingham earned his team what would be an equalizing
penalty-kick.
Ban him. Fine him. Stone him.
If you want to rid cheating for the game, punish it harshly.
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Manchester City fans were pissing themselves when the now infamous poster popped up in town. The
club had forked out a small fortune to a London-based design company to come up with the slogan.
Mark Hughes described it as "a bit of fun between fans", likening it to the counter we have on the
Stretford End which marks how many years the bitters have gone without a trophy.
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Wrighty7 09 November @ 02:15 PM EST
Who ever said that 'footballers have no sense of humour'? I don't know either. I just made it
up.
If that quote did exist though then Darren Fletcher would be exempt. He believes, wait for it, that
comments made by Arsene Wenger earlier in the season have resulted in him being singled out by
referees.
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I really feel for the 'supporters' who are in the Anti-Rafa Brigade. Yeah, really, if you
believe cows can fly. The go on and on about wanting Rafa to be sacked while ignoring glaring
FACTS. And what happens to them after each game?
When we lose, these supporters will be happy because they feel that their argument is justified,
BUT they will be unhappy because we have lost.
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Nicklas Bendtner believes nothing will stop him from becoming one of the best strikers in the
world. In this interview Nicklas talks about his ambitions in the future, and how it is important
to be confident within yourself. Many people forget Nicklas Bendtner is only 21, not many 21 year
olds have achieved what this young man has done.
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I just stumbled across this clip of Ronaldinho bringing a second ball onto the pitch in
the match against Parma. He got booked for the incident but its the commentator's laugh that I find
truly hilarious...
Just watch it over and over with the volume on, brilliant..
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Gallas pretending to be ashamed but laughing (a French laugh) on the inside
This
week's winner is: Diaby Does Gallas
I've known this was going to be the winner for about a week now (thanks TD Ocho), but I couldn't
actually bring myself to write this post because I was laughing too hard.
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So just a quick update before our Copa del Rey encounter.
World Soccer magazine has just awarded our very own DAVID VILLA best forward in the world.
Booya
Not that we didnt already know that. Villa has proven himself already this season with a
stunning 7 goals.
There is however rumours once again that Manchester United are after Villa and SIlva in a 40
million pound bid to take them in January.
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A mixed week for Spanish fortunes, with the country's leading European lights (at least in
statistical terms), both slipping up in the Champions League, although Sevilla continued to make it
look like child's play with a 3-1 win at Stuttgart. Champions League? They're 'aving a laugh.
Chelsea had one as well, predictably stuffing Atlético Madrid 4-0 and condemning their manager,
Abel Resino, to the social security queue.
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After last week's World Cup packed podcast, let us return to our own affairs and look back on an
eventful weekend in the Premier League.
Chris and Graham reflect on their respective team's performance in the London derby twixt West Ham
and Arsenal. Manchester City's credentials are examined further after an unconvincing 2-2 draw with
Fulham and we celebrate the Liverpool v Manchester United Super Classico or at least the last half
an hour or so.
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Henry Winter again writes for The Telegraph in defence of Sir Alex Ferguson
Studs Up has a laugh at Rafa and Liverpool
The Mirror look at sick chants following City repeatedly singing their Munich Carlos Tevez
song
The Times discusses the most bizarre goals in football
Sky Sports warns our fans will be checked for beachballs at Anfield
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players every Saturday on the pitch when I was in front of the television at home was not
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Itandje said: 'The last season at Liverpool was very difficult. Watching the other
players every Saturday on the pitch when I was in front of the television at home was not
easy.
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Anfield Talk 19 October @ 11:50 AM EST
Charles Itandje still believes he didn't do too much wrong during the ceremony to commemorate the
20th anniversary of Hillsborough.
The disgraced French goalkeeper was shown laughing during the service at Anfield and was fined and
suspended before being sent on loan to Greek outfit Kavala.
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"I wish it hadn't (lost some edge) because it was always good for the game," Rudan said. ....
"It's really been timid and a little bit boring (since), there's not enough characters in the game.
"I've been away (overseas) for a couple of years and this season there haven't been any outrageous
comments or anything like that to give you a good laugh.
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Kids and their youtube crack me up! Yesterday a player I coach in my Online Soccer Academy, 9
year old Andrew Little, sent me a message to my MontzTV account on youtube with a link to his belly
dance video. It's great! Best 39 seconds of the day I will have for sure!
Not to mention there was a surprise cameo by Ginge Talks the Footy's cat Mr.
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The title to this article might suggest that I am providing some late coverage on Arsenal
striker Nicklas Bendtner's recent car accident while driving to practice in his Aston Martin. In
reality, though, this article is written in vehement defense of the player, who has certainly had
more than his fair share of critics, to put it bluntly.
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Wrighty7 24 September @ 12:01 PM EST
In the past, the present and I'm sure in the future, supporters of other clubs have often laughed
at our expense because of a lack of atmosphere at our home games.
Laugh they may but at least we always turn up!
There was over 56,000 at the Carling Cup game with West Brom the other night.
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Paul Pogba's agent and mother, as well as FIFA, have spoken out about the recent claims made by
Le Havre about our supposed tapping up.
FIFA
"So far, no contractual claim against the player Paul Pogba and/or the club Manchester United has
been lodged by the French club, Le Havre, at Fifa.
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Arsenal rebounded from their two defeats in Manchester this weekend with a resounding 4-nil
victory over Wigan at the Emirates. It was a cakewalk really and Martinez's side never looked like
they might come away with anything for their troubles. Arsenal created boatloads of chances and,
but for better finishing from Eboue and van Persie, could easily have scored 7.
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kenn.com 18 September @ 12:16 PM EST
There's a month or so left in the 2009 Major League Soccer season, and six clubs (Chivas USA,
Houston, Colorado, Columbus, Chicago and New England) still have a chance to win half of the games
on their schedule.
Don't laugh. That's more rare than you might think. In the 30-game, no-shootouts era (since
2003), only 11 teams out of 71 have won 15 or more games.
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So I don't have any news to report I just wanted to share this link with you. It is from the
blog Manny Road, which is one of the best Bolton blogs out there, a little humor piece of suggested
songs for the Bolton Wanderers playlist. So go on and have a laugh at our crapness (it's the least
you can do).
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The Blues season will end on a disappointing note as they are out of any playoff hopes. A loss and
a tie is all they could come up with on their 2 game road trip. Miami Ultras and a few staff met at
Fritz & Franz Bierhaus in Coral Gables on Friday night to watch the Charleston Battery vs our Miami
FC Blues in a match that was a must win.
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Colin Calderwood has talked today about what it's been like being at Newcastle since January of
this year. Colin gets a laugh from Nile Ranger Colin talked today about life at the Newcastle club
this year: "It was always going to be a good experience coming to Newcastle." "What I've had here
so far will [.
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Liverpool Kop 10 September @ 04:06 AM EST
In a moment of supreme irony, perpetual diver Wayne Rooney once again proves that he is very far
from an 'honest player'.
Earlier in the week, Rooney claimed in an interview that he was an honest player, the second time
he has felt the need to justify himself to the press over the diving issue.
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Rob Smyth of The Guardian reports on the best six volleys of all time.
Dirty Tackle shows the latest example of Ronaldo proving how much he loves himself.
The Daily Mail shows the worst managerial stints in English football.
The Spoiler looks at Real Madrid's mad idea to have their own theme park.
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My buddy Suppe is a fan of the Oakland Raiders. Well, a fan isn't the right word. Perhaps
unhealthily obsessed with the triumphs and sadly, many many setbacks in recent seasons of the famed
Silver and Black. Laugh at the Raiders, if you must. When a head coach is punching an assistant in
the face and the owner makes Mr.
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Another week of Premiership action is now in the books, and Thursday means one thing: it's time
for the Thursday Throwdown from A to Z. Here we go...
AÂ is for Anelka. Chelsea fans should be counting their lucky stars that both
Nicolas Anelka and Didier Drogba are in spectacular form.
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A great majority of the football world has grown used to laughing off Arsene
Wenger's dramatic remarks over major incidents in recent years. This is precisely why the
Arsenal manager was largely ignored when he labeled the accusations over
Gunners striker Eduardo's recent "dive" against
Celtic as a "witch-hunt".
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The Offside 28 August @ 10:30 AM EST
Don't laugh. Despite his past failures (2001 and 2005 with Bayer Leverkusen, 2009 with Bayern
Munich) Landon Donovan is clearly talented enough to play his football in Europe. Somewhere in
Europe anyway. The only question is: Where? Donovan has recently been linked with Livorno in Italy,
and with PSG in France.
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As many of you have noted, Fire center back C.J. Brown got a little nicked up during Sunday's
match against Colorado. The injury was sustained in the first half of the match, when Brown and
keeper Jon Busch collided in mid-air following a Colorado cross. "Buschy wanted to beat up on a big
guy for once so he chose me," said Brown with a laugh.
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Liverpool FC supporting journo, Derek McGovern, wrote for The Mirror this morning
having a good ol' laugh at Manchester United. The 'betting guru' talked up United's chances of
finishing the season empty-handed whilst picking apart our 'misfiring' strike force.
Bookies now quote Manchester United at odds-on to finish the season potless - but I doubt
they'll even do that well.
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