My name is Sam Allardycias, King of Kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

...and for my next trick FC Basel will take Radoslav Kovac from this club and actually pay money for the privilege. You read that correctly. Radoslav Kovac is off to Switzerland and it's not to join Dignitas.

By Chris Wright

In which Zinedine Zidane stretches his legs and rolls back the years during a run out for a Real Madrid XI versus Bayern Munich's All-Star side in the 'Corazon Classic' charity match at the Bernabeu on Saturday evening...

Highlights..

By Chris Wright

In which Zinedine Zidane stretches his legs and rolls back the years during a run out for a Real Madrid XI versus Bayern Munich's All-Star side in the 'Corazon Classic' charity match at the Bernabeu on Saturday evening...

Highlights..

Lineups are in:

West Ham: Starters:Green, Faubert, Tomkins, Upson, Bridge, Kovac, Noble, Spector, Sears, Hines, Cole Bench: Boffin, Reid, Gabbidon, Boa Morte, Barrera, McCarthy, Nouble

Arsenal: Starters: Wojo, Eboue, Clichy, Koscielny, Djourou, Song, Wilshere, Nasri, Cesc, Van Persie, Theo Bench: Shea, Gibbs, Denilson, Arshavin, Chamakh, Bendtner, Vela

No surprises at all for us that's the lineup I (and probably everyone else) predicted, and that's what we get.