Now we've all established the fact that Bavarian giants Bayern Munich absolutely love their basketball games..."natürlich!!" So they turned up at full force to watch last weekend's showdown between Bayern Munich and EWE Baskets Oldenburg at the Audi Dome with their families.

Dutch supermarket chain C1000 tasked the Dutch striking trio of Dirk Kuyt, Klaas Jan Huntelaar and Ricky van Wolfswinkel with becoming superheros blessed with prescient capabilities. Those capabilities are then used to save footballs from destruction.

A task you'd think better suited for the likes of Mathijsen, Heitenga, van der Wiel and Stekelenburg, but defense isn't really a commercially appealing art.

Sadly, this isn't makeup it's Klaas' broken nose. Tragically, it happened on November 3rd, days late for Halloween and the most frightening natural makeup this side of Tevez's goal celebrations.

Of course he also has a custom mask which looks to be made of leather with a snoutish nose and is emblazoned with Hunter across the forehead, making this easily the best accidental after-the-fact Halloween ensemble in the history of goal poachers for the Dutch national team who also once played for De Graafschap.

...and the following group stage draw.

Klaas-Jan Huntelaar is a decent striker. Quite a bit more than decent, but following his disappointing first season at Schalke (13 goals in 35 matches in all competitions), we'll only slowly roll out the superlatives. Anyway, he has now scored 12 in 6 and made sure Schalke's Europa League season wasn't disappointingly cut short.

Shocking scenes of chaos and destruction in Cologne's sixteen yard box were televised around the globe on Saturday. Schalke striker Klaas-Jan Huntelaar got away from all the looting and plundering with a hat-trick and the jersey of a hapless opposing player. Impressive comeback.

BERLIN, Germany Schalke 04 won the German Cup for the fifth time on Saturday, crushing second division Duisburg 5-0 to book a Europa League spot for next season. Dutchman Klaas-Jan Huntelaar struck twice as Schalke took up their last chance of a European place after a rollercoaster season saw them reach the Champions League [.