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This is an official Man City video analysis of Joe Hart farting in a car

Dirty Tackle 09 February @ 02:57 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Man City's official YouTube channel has provided a lot of unexpected entertainment over its relatively short existence and has already become a model for other clubs to follow. It does, however, go off the rails from time to time (City kitman Les Chapman's "nature watch" segment where he tracks down a ginger kid in his underpants).

The many outfits of Chris Kamara

Off the Post 06 February @ 05:04 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Kammy's costume change Soccer Saturday reporter Chris Kamara took advantage of the array of winter wear on display at QPR's match against Wolves at the weekend by wearing a different outfit each time presenter Jeff Stelling checked in with him. Explaining his prank, Kammy said: "I jokingly heard him tell one reporter wearing a hat [.

Kitman: Liverpool confirm new kit deal with Warrior Sports

Off the Post 19 January @ 05:07 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Hockey kit for Liverpool as Adidas puck off Liverpool have announced a £25m-a-year kit deal with little-known American manufacturer Warrior, amid reports that long-term supplier Adidas no longer felt they were getting value for money from the teams on-pitch performances. Boston-based Warrior Sports Inc.

Kitman: Liverpool confirm new kit deal with Warrior Sports

Off the Post 19 January @ 05:07 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Hockey kit for Liverpool as Adidas puck off Liverpool have announced a £25m-a-year kit deal with little-known American manufacturer Warrior, amid reports that long-term supplier Adidas no longer felt they were getting value for money from the teams on-pitch performances. Boston-based Warrior Sports Inc.

Kitman: Club Tijuana hold the scariest kit launch of all time

Off the Post 17 January @ 09:14 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Challenging the mascot's child-friendly image In England, mascots are cuddly, blundering buffoons with a penchant for winding up opposing fans and scoring penalties. In Mexico, mascots are Satan's pets. At least if you happen to support Club Tijuana, who used their club mascot to scare supporters into buying their new kit.

Video: Injured Yohan Cabaye experiences glove anger (Newcastle v QPR)

Off the Post 15 January @ 09:58 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Ah weel fro ze gloves in your general deerecshon OTP isn't quite sure if this response was prompted by the Shaun Derry foul that forced Yohan Cabaye off the pitch during Newcastle's match against QPR, or by the fact that neither the ref, his team-mates, his manager or the physio appeared to believe he was [.

Win one of five pairs of gold adizero F50 football boots to celebrate Leo Messi’s Ballon D’Or win

Off the Post 13 January @ 06:41 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Lionel Messi won his third Ballon D'Or this week. To celebrate he will be donning a very special pair of boots for Barcelona's match against Real Betis this weekend. The customised adizero F50 boots have been produced in a celebratory gold colourway and feature the flag of Argentina, the years of Leo's Ballon d'Or successes [.

Kitman: Harry Redknapp furious as Spurs players cut their socks up

Off the Post 06 January @ 04:47 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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'Arry angered by sock butchery Tottenham manager Harry Redknapp is said to launched a dressing room rant at his players over their new craze for cutting the feet off their socks. Football's latest fashion fad has seen many Premier League players opting to play in tennis-style ankle socks, believing it gives them better traction inside [.

GIF It: Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger can’t find his pocket

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Pocket problems Arsene Wenger's knee-length puffa jacket has long been offensive to many onlookers... and now it has turned against its owner too. The Arsenal boss found it surprisingly difficult to put his hands in his pockets during last night's defeat to Fulham. Spotted on 101GG

Liverpool players don pre-match Luis Suarez t-shirts

Off the Post 22 December @ 05:24 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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They don't know when to stop Liverpool continued to deal with Luis Suarez's eight-match ban for racially abusing Patrice Evra with class and dignity... by getting all their players to wear Luis Suarez t-shirts before yesterday evening's 0-0 draw with Wigan. All the Reds' players, including Suarez himself, wore a t-shirt featuring his image on [.

Kitman: Juventus’ shocking pink number

Off the Post 22 December @ 04:00 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Mr pink star, who do you think you are? Italians are known for their style, with the catwalks of Milan dripping with the latest fashions. It seems that Turin didn't quite get the memo. Last night Juventus took on Udinese, with place at the top of the league for the winners at stake. However, Juve [..

Kitman: Wigan fan’s crazy Christmas turkey hat

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Is this the worst hat ever? It might just be. This Wigan fans donned a festive hat, probably in anticipation of a stuffing at the hands of Chelsea. But it wasn't to be as Jordi Gomez bagged a late equaliser to secure a 1-1 draw for the Latics. Great news for Roberto Martinez, but not [...]

Jack Wilshere outs Arsenal’s dodgy cardigan wearer

Off the Post 09 December @ 11:11 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Nice gear Arsenal star Jack Wilshere has taken to Twitter to out Bacary Sagna as the owner of this horrendous cardigan. The offending/offensive piece of gear was suspended from the ceiling of Arsenal's dressing room presumably at their London Colney training ground while Wilshere engaged his Twitter followers in a game of Guess [.

Competition: Win a tasty Savile Rogue cashmere football scarf

Off the Post 06 December @ 12:17 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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In an age when football merchandise tends to consist of club logos printed onto cheap tat made from acrylic or polyester, it's always reassuring to come across something a bit different. Something with a touch of class. So we've teamed up with Savile Rogue to give you the chance to win one of the world's [.

Sevilla fans pay to get their photo printed on the shirt number

Off the Post 02 December @ 05:01 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Shirt numbers become a revenue stream Sevilla are offering their supporters the chance to get their ugly mugs on their hero's shirt. The La Liga side have lauched a scheme allowing fans to buy a 2mm x 2mm square within a shirt number of a player of their choice. The tiny photo will then appear [...]

Sevilla fans pay to get their photo printed on the shirt number

Off the Post 02 December @ 05:01 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Shirt numbers become a revenue stream Sevilla are offering their supporters the chance to get their ugly mugs on their hero's shirt. The La Liga side have lauched a scheme allowing fans to buy a 2mm x 2mm square within a shirt number of a player of their choice. The tiny photo will then appear [...]

Video: Manchester City’s Samir Nasri and his crazy multi-coloured underwear

Off the Post 23 November @ 03:58 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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A pants display from City Manchester City's Champions League campaign is teetering on the edge of disaster after last night's 2-1 defeat to Napoli. But the loss was not the biggest embarrassment of the night. No, that honour was reserved for sub Samir Nasri, who displayed some very interesting boxer shorts before joining the action.

Runaway Manchester City star Carlos Tevez finds new job as pyjama model

Off the Post 21 November @ 10:13 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Nice pants His mammoth wages and Manchester City's asking price seems to have stalled all the options for Carlos Tevez to continue his career at another football club. But he has found alternative employment as a pyjama model. The Argentine has been hanging around South American golf courses showing off his leisurewear.

Iker Casillas gets his ankles spray painted (Valencia v Real Madrid)

Off the Post 21 November @ 07:20 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Some great Spanish sock-painting Real Madrid keeper Iker Casillas had to become a victim of graffiti in order to take to the field for his side's match against Valencia on Saturday. The Spain international was spray painted to get his kit to meet the referee's expectations. The match officials were not happy at a considerable [.

Lionel Messi, David Silva and Ashley Young check their stats with Adidas f50 miCoach boots

Off the Post 21 November @ 06:19 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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As we mentioned the other day, Adidas' boot with a brain is now with us. The f50 miCoach monitors the performance of the wearer during matches using a speed cell inserted under the insole of the boot. OTP has already received its boots (see photo below), so now lesser mortals such as Lionel Messi, David [.

Video: Manchester City’s Mario Balotelli manages to change into the wrong Italy kit at half-time

Off the Post 16 November @ 05:31 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Out with the new and in with the old Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli is not unacquainted with wardrobe malfunctions (who could forget his bib antics), but this moment from Italy's match against Uruguay is particularly puzzling. Having played the first half in the correct attire, Balotelli emerged for the second period wearing Italy's old [.

Video: Manchester City’s Mario Balotelli manages to change into the wrong Italy kit at half-time

Off the Post 16 November @ 05:31 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Out with the new and in with the old Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli is not unacquainted with wardrobe malfunctions (who could forget his bib antics), but this moment from Italy's match against Uruguay is particularly puzzling. Having played the first half in the correct attire, Balotelli emerged for the second period wearing Italy's old [.

Video: Adidas f50 miCoach ‘boot with a brain’ in action

Off the Post 15 November @ 05:19 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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You might recall that in the summer OTP witnessed some strange going on with a blacked out Adidas 'boot with a brain'. That boot has since become the Adidas f50 miCoach, which allows players to track performance on the pitch. See it in action in the video above.

Video: Adidas f50 miCoach ‘boot with a brain’ in action

Off the Post 15 November @ 05:19 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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You might recall that in the summer OTP witnessed some strange going on with a blacked out Adidas 'boot with a brain'. That boot has since become the Adidas f50 miCoach, which allows players to track performance on the pitch. See it in action in the video above.

England players happy with resolution to puppy row

Off the Post 10 November @ 11:00 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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England players and the FA are pleased that a compromise has been reached in their puppy row with FIFA ahead of Saturday's friendly with Spain. The FA wanted England players to have puppies attached to their shirts for the match, but this was deemed to be in breach of FIFA rules. After a brief impasse, [.

Chelsea keeper Petr Cech moves closer to full protective body suit

Off the Post 09 November @ 06:08 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Headgear. Cech. Facemask. Cech. Chest guard. Not yet. Chelsea goalkeeper Petr Cech spent a fair chunk of Saturday's match at Blackburn on the ground receiving treatment for a nose injury. He eventually got up and played on with a rather fetching nose bandage in place for the remainder of the game. Now he's emerged with [.

Gareth Bale models new GB Olympic Football Shirt

Off the Post 29 October @ 03:50 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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There is some debate about whether football should have a place in the Olympics, given that it should be the height of any competitor's career. Does a footballer have too many higher priorities? Well who cares, the clobber looks decent. Despite the Welsh FA already revealing that they would be less than happy if their [.

Gareth Bale models new GB Olympic Football Shirt

Off the Post 29 October @ 03:50 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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There is some debate about whether football should have a place in the Olympics, given that it should be the height of any competitor's career. Does a footballer have too many higher priorities? Well who cares, the clobber looks decent. Despite the Welsh FA already revealing that they would be less than happy if their [.

PSG order 20,000 David Beckham shirts, just in case he signs for them

Off the Post 27 October @ 12:44 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Is the deal done or are they in Seine? David Beckham's much-touted move to Frech side PSG seems to be edging closer to reality after the Ligue 1 outfit ordered 20,000 personalised shirts with his name on the back. That's a lot of shirts to shift if they didn't think they were going to get [...]

Mario Balotelli’s ‘Why Always Me?’ t-shirt (Manchester United v Manchester City)

Off the Post 23 October @ 07:58 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Genius Fireworks at Old Trafford! Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli has opened the scoring in the Manchester derby with a great goal totally against the run of play. Having found the net, the young Italian calmly lifted his jersey to reveal this 'Why Always Me?' t-shirt. We don't know why it's always you, Mario, but [.

Graham Taylor models non-slip footwear for football managers!

Off the Post 19 October @ 04:02 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Do I not like those Ex-England manager Graham Taylor has this morning been unveiled as the face of a new shoe aimed at stopping football managers having embarrassing touchline falls. The Sho'ot was commissioned by the makers of the Football Manager video game amid concerns that too many gaffers were being caught out by slick [.

Kitman: New Scotland home kit

Off the Post 11 October @ 03:18 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Och aye the noo shirt Scotland have launched their new kit ahead of tonight's decisive Euro 2012 qualifier against Spain at Hampden. How much wear they get out of it very much depends on whether they can pull off a shock result against the World Cup and European Championship holders. If they do manage to [.

Joachim Loew’s lucky blue jumper is donated to a museum

Off the Post 10 October @ 02:27 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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African artefact set for museum display Germany coach Joachim Loew's lucky blue jumper from the 2010 World Cup is to take pride of place in a museum after accumulating several owners in a short space of time. Loew gave his beloved knitwear to a children's charity, who pocketed a cool €1 million by flogging it [.

Arsenal midfielder Alex Song’s ridiculous safety pin hat outed by Emmanuel Frimpong

Off the Post 28 September @ 06:18 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Hats off to Song Arsenal youngster Emmanuel Frimpong decided to out fellow Gunners midfielder Alex Song for wearing this rather interesting hat today. Frimpong wrote on Twitter: "Alex Song decided to turn up with this hat today woooow." As far as we can tell in the light, it appears to be encrusted with safety pins [.

Six Bath City youth team players ordered off the pitch in pants row

Off the Post 27 September @ 03:53 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Y-affront A Bath City youth match descended into farce last night after a disciplinary dispute over underpants. Bath had six players ordered off the pitch in the 6-0 defeat to Newport because their underwear was deemed to breach FA rules. The side's manager Billy Clark was among those in trouble with the referee as he [.

Six Bath City youth team players ordered off the pitch in pants row

Off the Post 27 September @ 03:53 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Y-affront A Bath City youth match descended into farce last night after a disciplinary dispute over underpants. Bath had six players ordered off the pitch in the 6-0 defeat to Newport because their underwear was deemed to breach FA rules. The side's manager Billy Clark was among those in trouble with the referee as he [.

Bayer Leverkusen star Sidney Sam wants to know: ‘Who the f*** are Chelsea?’

Off the Post 13 September @ 02:34 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Like Bayer Leverkusen striker Sidney Sam endeared himself to Chelsea fans ahead of the two sides meeting in their Champions League clash with an inflammatory Facebook post. The ex-Hamburg man posted a photo on his Facebook page of himself in front of a Chelsea shirt with his thumbs down. He helpfully captioned his photo: "Who [.

Jay Bothroyd outed as Ugg boot wearer by new QPR team-mate Joey Barton

Off the Post 08 September @ 03:55 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Barton put the boot in QPR's players are already feeling Joey Barton's impact on the club. Striker Jay Bothroyd this morning found his footwear was a hot topic of conversation for Barton's hundreds of thousands of Twitter followers. The Hoops' new midfielder is (quite rightly) intent on mocking Bothroyd for wearing Ugg boots.

Kitman: Richard Dunne’s felt-tip pen shirt number

Off the Post 06 September @ 02:41 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Did you see our video of the Richard Dunne faceplant earlier? Well, after smashing his face on a metal grid at the edge of the pitch, the Republic of Ireland defender had to swap his shirt because of the blood on his jersey. Dunne was fixed up with a spare shirt, but the referee took [...]

Kitman: Mikel Arteta’s Arsenal move ruins Kai Rooney’s Everton kit

Off the Post 02 September @ 03:18 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Once a blue, always a blue Wayne Rooney is likely to be left out of pocket by Mikel Arteta's transfer deadline day switch from Everton to Arsenal. Rooney's wife Coleen yesterday revealed that their son Kai had Arteta's name and number on the back of his personalised Everton kit. She tweeted: "Arh Kai has got [.