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People become match officials for many reasons. Illusions of grandeur; forget the fact their spouse
abuses them by taking it out on players; uniform fetish; a love of thrusting out arms that came
from watching Nurnberg rallies; chances of making more cash on the side; because they weren't good
enough to play the game and still wanna be involved.
"April is the cruellest month", said the poet T. S. Eliot in The Waste Land. I can only say that
he was very, very wrong. The title of the cruelest month can go easily to January, when the winter
break and the rain sets in, and most loathsome and reprehensible of all, the transfer season, a
hellish month as dark, dreary, and unenlightening as a typical Robert Smith song (sorry, Elaine)
kicks off.
It was Inevitable - Kim Jong Il thought so soo - hahahah.
. In a way, even after Adrian scored the opening goal in last night's El Derbi Madrileno,
Madridistas the world over (and perhaps even Rojoblanco supporters) didn't feel too rattled (or
euphoric in the case for Atleti supporters).
Sweden looks a little less dominating, but they take double the shots despite North Korea playing a
more controlled possession game. Apparently, Kim Jong Il's telepathy is in more control and the
effects of the lightning on the North Korean players is cured as Sweden comes out 1-0 winners.
Dahlqvist is the lone scorer.
In a stunning example of democracy in action that would surely make the likes of Muammar
Gaddafi, Kim Jong-il and countless other dictators and petty despots proud, Sepp Blatter, running
unopposed, was re-elected president of FIFA by a vote of 186 to 17. As Marina Hyde wrote in the
Guardian,
There was the absolute denial of wrongdoing, concluded after a rigorous 30-second
investigation.
