We have already had Robin Van Persie's wife and mother imploring the Dutchman to stay at Arsenal
next season, and now it seems his father has also decided to give his input. He says that RVP WON'T
go to Man City, OR Barcelona or Real Madrid. He said: "It would make no sense to go [...]
Put a Football heroe, kids & a TV camara together & you get what happens to this poor boy. He
literally hits the post - with his head. Arsenal & Dutch International Star Van Persie was
obviously affected. This video simply goes beyond Spanish Football as it is universal :O)
Match between 8-year-olds in Poland abandoned due to crowd trouble.
Remember when you were eight years old kicking around without a clue about tactics or even how
to play in different positions? Remember when 500 supporters showed up with flares and streamers
showed up to ... ahem.
Since the World Cup there has been one major debate amongst England fans. Youth. Every one of
our 60 million football experts has the idea of how we should bring through swarms of talented
players to annihilate competition. Who should the FA be looking at to find the blueprint to dispel
a 50 year enigma.
It's just before 9.30 in the morning. It's been raining heavily on the way to Leigh on Sea's Wesley
Methodist Church. Surrounding me are a gaggle of children - aged between one and two - and a gaggle
of mothers. The kids are noisy and rowdy. They're looking at me as if I was an alien - fixing stern
gazes in a way only toddlers can.
El mundial es el pretexto perfecto para que las marcas se luzcan con anuncios como este:
Seguramente no hay en el mundo un niño aficionado al fútbol que no sueñe estar jugando un
mundial mientras juega en la calle o el barrio, y este excelente anuncio de para sus nuevas
pantallas 'FIFA World Cup Collection', lo ilustra perfectamente.
Be sure you have the sound on when watching this, because the sound effects make it wonderful. I
mean, even though Charles eats it just as much as the kid he slams into, I still walk away feeling
like he's an ultimate badass simply because of that tiger growl and the helpful "What a tackle!
This video start out all nice just a young blonde girl kicking the ball around, not hurting
anyone, then POW! She rocks her friend with the camera right in the face. That ball had some
serious zip on it, too.
She says she "didn't mean to" do it at the end, but you don't almost decapitate your friend with
a laser shot like that purely by accident.
Alright, so the quality of this video couldn't have been worse if they smeared Vaseline on the
camera's lens and then deep fried it, but you should be able to see the striker deliver a death
blow to the goalkeeper's chest at the end there.
Now, that striker had a choice. He could have either gone for control of ball and risked getting
smashed himself, or completely ignore the ball and try to ram his leg through the cockles of the
goalkeeper's heart.
Sure, it may look like that kid inadvertently sent the boy with the ball crashing down to the
hard wood floor, but the way he shuffles away from the scene tells you he knows he just pulled off
his maniacal plan perfectly.
Scripted or not (and it doesn't seem like it is to me, though it is suspect that kids would
bleep an expletive in their own video), the perfect timing of the camera kid getting hit just as he
says he wants something stupid to happen, followed by his scream of (seemingly) unexpected pain is
hilarious to me.
There's a lot to be impressed with in this clip. Mostly in how #20 was able to nail his opponent
square in the face at such a sharp angle and that said opponent quickly recovered to go after
it.
The clip ends too soon, though. I have a feeling #20 didn't come out of that corner
unscathed.
There are a number of things you shouldn't do when you're a grown man coaching little kids.
Pretty high up on that list is trying to show off while playing against them by blasting a shot
that nearly decapitates one of the smaller children.
I seriously have no idea how that kid got up so fast after getting his (or her?
This kid does not take trash talk lightly. If you mouth off to him, he will chase you down the
length of the pitch and smash into you like a freight train, even if you have absolutely zero to do
with what's happening on the ball. And then he'll get up and walk away, satisfied that you want
ever try and express yourself vocally in his presence again.
The international break continues to drag on, so you get more little kids. (If your reaction to
that was a joyous "YES!!" then the authorities will be around to arrest you shortly. Have fun in
jail, perv.)
This girl with the pigtails has a future in the game. Good defensive awareness, great on the
ball, and if you try to go in for a challenge she will headbutt the crap out of you.
Alright, this kid extremely confused. First of all, he takes down a player off the ball.
Secondly, he does so with an American football tackle. Thirdly, that player he took down was on his
team. Fourthly, that teammate was a girl. Fifthly, his shirt goes down to his knees.
Today is your lucky day we've got two dirty tackles in one clip for you. That's right, go eat
some expired cheese, because you can't lose!
Anyway, in the first clip young Mr. Joey Richmond gets thrown to the ground (0:30; keep your
eyes on the background in front of the goal) while waiting for a free kick to be taken.
According to La Tribune de Lyon, Barcelona the club Michel Platini thinks about when he
touches himself at night have swooped in and taken a seven-year-old named Kais (not pictured above)
who was already signed by Lyon (seriously, I'm pretty sure he signed by drawing a green blob that
he then claimed was a dinosaur).
While Davey Becks is forced to endure the dreadfully lavish lifestyle of a soccerball game
playing megacelebrity in Los Angeles for nothing more than a few hundred million dollars in
compensation and courtside seats at Lakers games, he is apparently drawing the line on America's
influence on his family when it comes to his kids' accents.
Proving that the intense rivalry between Boca Juniors and River Plate extends all the way down
to the youth ranks, the U-14 sides for the two clubs had an all out brawl when they faced each
other over the weekend.
The fight begins at the 1:41 mark in the video above after the Boca manager invades the pitch to
argue a penalty call with the referee.
You know it may be time to stop diving when groups of six and seven year old girls fall to the
ground and mockingly feign injury at the mere mention of your name.
Alright, so here's the scenario: when an errant ball from a neighboring pitch threatens to
disrupt the run of play, one of the coaches runs out to quickly grab it, only to fall and take out
one of the kids. Embarrassed, he scrambles to his feet and hurriedly kicks the errant ball back
toward where it came from.
