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Nursing an injury can be quite a chore. We wouldn't know, of course, because we're too busy wallowing in our Celine Dion sorrows to keep up with the status of two of England's top players' World Cup stampy-making injuries. So, what's a Kickette to do other than critique which bum leg is best?

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Nursing an injury can be quite a chore. We wouldn't know, of course, because we're too busy wallowing in our Celine Dion sorrows to keep up with the status of two of England's top players' World Cup stampy-making injuries. So, what's a Kickette to do other than critique which bum leg is best?

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Just when we thought cheating footballers would be hyper-sensitive to the eyes and ears and camera lenses around them, we have a trio of bad boys on the brink of relationship red cards.

Q: What do Patrice Evra, Carlos Tevez and Oliver Kahn have in common?

A: They all allegedly cheated on their significant others with blonde lady friends.

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Xabi Alonso, his wife Nagore, her bump, and their son Jon were out for a stroll at Park Retiro in Madrid recently.

Stating the obvious: Xabi is so fit.

Stating the obvious part II: our readers rock. These exclusive pics were sent in by the lovely Kickette Bridget Patrick who happened to be nearby and had the wherewithal to document her discovery for us to enjoy.

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Xabi Alonso, his wife Nagore, her bump, and their son Jon were out for a stroll at Park Retiro in Madrid recently.

Stating the obvious: Xabi is so fit.

Stating the obvious part II: our readers rock. These exclusive pics were sent in by the lovely Kickette Bridget Patrick who happened to be nearby and had the wherewithal to document her discovery for us to enjoy.

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We pride ourselves at Kickette for being a fun, jolly place for readers to spend a coffee (vodka) break, but sometimes we need to get serious. And so, we are obliged to supply a cautionary tale for Wagabees everywhere.

You see, whilst your man is playing at his club, ones ability to exert influence over his wardrobe choices is unquestionable.

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We pride ourselves at Kickette for being a fun, jolly place for readers to spend a coffee (vodka) break, but sometimes we need to get serious. And so, we are obliged to supply a cautionary tale for Wagabees everywhere.

You see, whilst your man is playing at his club, ones ability to exert influence over his wardrobe choices is unquestionable.

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The Guardian looks in to who the Red Knights are.

Football365 talks about the ref's cup final performance.

Kickette responds to our cup final victory.

The Daily Mail shows world football's rich list.

The Times reckons Sepp Blatter is going to bin the offside rule.

A Different League has listed us in the nominations for top United blog.

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No ladies, Zlats and Leo haven't just caught sight of Lady Gaga at last night's Brit Awards. But we offer our eternal thanks anyway to the petite blond (slightly potty) one. Her hair was the only receptacle at the show large enough to smuggle the entire Kickette team and our handbags inside.

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No ladies, Zlats and Leo haven't just caught sight of Lady Gaga at last night's Brit Awards. But we offer our eternal thanks anyway to the petite blond (slightly potty) one. Her hair was the only receptacle at the show large enough to smuggle the entire Kickette team and our handbags inside.

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Kickette RCA winner Mario Gomez shares a sofa with Jon Bon Jovi and Heidi Klum at the taping of Wetten Dass.

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Cute Germans and Nutella? Who's been peeking into our diary of footy food fantasies?
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WAG Clio Zenden says her seven-year relationship with Sunderland's Bolo Zenden is dunzo.

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Kickette RCA winner Mario Gomez shares a sofa with Jon Bon Jovi and Heidi Klum at the taping of WETTEN DASS? Mario seems underwhelmed by the serenade.

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Cute Germans and Nutella? Who's been peeking into our diary of footy food fantasies?
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WAG Clio Zenden reveals that her seven-year relationship with Sunderland's Bolo Zenden is officially dunzo.

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By Ollie Irish

Today's spiciest footie links:

Roman Pavlyuchenko's missus Larisa (pictured above) poses for Russian WAGs calendar, along with Arshavin's wife and more [Mail]

C-Ron slammed by Spanish media after being sent off for violent conduct.

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The cat coat lost. How is that even possible? It's a CAT COAT.

Let's all raise a glass to the players, WAGs and random situations that our beloved (and click happy) readers voted as their favourites in our first annual Readers Choice Awards for 2009.

We were seriously impressed by the number of votes that took place so we want to say thanks, gang!

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The cat coat lost. How is that even possible? It's a CAT COAT.

Let's all raise a glass to the players, WAGs and random situations that our beloved (and click happy) readers voted as their favourites in our first annual Readers Choice Awards for 2009.

We were seriously impressed by the number of votes that took place so we want to say thanks, gang!

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The fantastic people at KICKETTE have opened up a proverbial can of worms with this one. One can be considered the classier side of the WAG bandwagon, exuding grace and style with every step and the other is believed to be the most attractive woman on the planet right now. Anyway enough of my yakking CLICK HERE to see the women in question.

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By Ollie Irish

Some links to brighten up your Friday:

Carlos Tevez explains the origin of his new 'Tevez' dance [MCFC]

Maxi Rodriguez in Liverpool's squad to face Stoke this weekend no doubt he'll start on the bench though [This Is Anfield]

Bayern Munich and others join the race to sign Arsenal's unwanted defender Philippe Senderos [Mirror]

Rafa Benitez says sorry for Liverpool's recent form [BBC]

Six memorable League Cup semi-finals [Guardian]

Guus Hiddink wants to dance on Rafa's grave [Mail]

Historial WAG Moment: Victoria Beckham Hides From Paparazzi [Kickette]

More Benitez, with added satire: Rafa admits 'Premier League, Champions League and FA Cup were not the priority this season' [Back of the Net]

Two more players added to the US Soccer Hall of Fame.

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All the stuff being covered outside the unfriendly confines of the award winning Dirty Tackle...

The African Cup of Nations is, uh, fiery. [Reuters]

Jamie Carragher is sorry. [The Sun]

Man United training trip to Qatar was really just a holiday, right? [RoM]

Zidane wants to manage Real Madrid, probably will.

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You can't talk footy fashion without mentioning DJ, hell no you can not.

But where does he feature in our third day of Readers Choice Award categories? If you guessed, "he features in the mocking category", we suggest you get your coat because you've pulled, luv.

Okay, Kickette army, here's your selections for today.

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You can't talk footy fashion without mentioning DJ, hell no you can not.

But where does he feature in our third day of Readers Choice Award categories? If you guessed, "he features in the mocking category", we suggest you get your coat because you've pulled, luv.

Okay, Kickette army, here's your selections for today.

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Today we're asking for your opinions on matters of serious importance in 2009: man flesh.

Treating men like objects is something we work very hard to do here at Kickette, and we are excited to pass on the responsibility to you, dear readers.

Bayern Munich's Mario Gomez features as one of our nominees today.

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Today we're asking for your opinions on matters of serious importance in 2009: man flesh.

Treating men like objects is something we work very hard to do here at Kickette, and we are excited to pass on the responsibility to you, dear readers.

Bayern Munich's Mario Gomez features as one of our nominees today.

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Enjoy the Petric pic, ladies, because there might not be more of these for a few.

Several mid-week cup clashes have been postponed due to inclement weather. Upside? Your return to school and work was brief since JT-numbered inches of the fluffy stuff calls for movies under the covers. The downside means a lighter load of man candy shots to help us manage through the week.

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Enjoy the Petric pic, ladies, because there might not be more of these for a few.

Several mid-week cup clashes have been postponed due to inclement weather. Upside? Your return to school and work was brief since JT-numbered inches of the fluffy stuff calls for movies under the covers. The downside means a lighter load of man candy shots to help us manage through the week.

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You can see other people. It's fine with me. This relationship is open, I understand that...

Alberto Aquailani's WAG looks hot in green [Kickette]

David Beckham's WAG looks scary in white [Kickette]

Arsenal legend Patrick Vieira will join Man City on loan next week from Inter Milan [Mail]

Man Utd set to lose Nemanja Vidic to Real Madrid?

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All the stuff being covered outside the unfriendly confines of the award winning Dirty Tackle...

(In David Attenborough voice) Watch as the Barcelona players prance around the Abu Dhabi surf in their oddly bunched up shorts. Shhh! Or the Pique will splash you! [ONTD]

Seriously though.

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All the stuff being covered outside the unfriendly confines of the award winning Dirty Tackle...

Edin Dzeko tells a heckling fan who's boss after Bosnia lost to Portugal in the World Cup qualifying playoffs last month. And he does it sideways. [Bild]

Capello says Hargreaves has a chance at World Cup squad.

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1. Cruise and pals take in a game -- via TOW
2. Holy floating field -- via The Offside
3. Festive Man. City boys -- via Off the Post
4. Tim Howard loves his fans -- via Pies
5. Vicky Becks = Carmen Sandiego? -- via Kickette
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No John Terry, I don't want you dead, I just enjoyed the picture. Kickette reminds us the English defender turned yesterday.
He's 29, but that receding hairline isn't helping any.
Here's some blog love to the other hard-working folk:

• The tale of the genius bank robbers. [Dirty Tackle]
  
• Clarence Seedorf Q&A.

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Liverpool still drew yesterday. Sadly, the answer is no.

Glen Johnson confirms what the women at Kickette probably already knew. Oh, he meant playing style. Still, I'm inclined to say that between Benni McCarthy and Sam Allardyce, Rovers are objectively not handsome. They never should have let go of Roque Santa Cruz.

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The Evening News gives the player ratings from Saturday.

The Mirror looks at why we've got to play a strong team against City.

The Telegraph wants to see Owen at the World Cup.

Kickette reveals the truth over Tiny Tears' and Fwank's relationship.

On the Republik of Mancunia shop there is 25% off selected 12 products until December 12th.

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All the stuff being covered outside the unfriendly confines of the award winning Dirty Tackle...

Please stop crying. No just...just stop crying. Please? Stop crying! [101gg]

Gael Clichy has a gold iPhone AND a gold Blackberry. Meanwhile, my phone has a crack in it.

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Other than the ghost of Banquo Frank Lampard appearing behind her after a late-night boozefest at Whisky Mist, we've not had any formal proof that Frank Lampard is dating presenter Christine Bleakley.

However, over the last few weeks, many "sightings" of the couple have taken place and "sources" have come forward with details of such events.

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Other than the ghost of Banquo Frank Lampard appearing behind her after a late-night boozefest at Whisky Mist, we've not had any formal proof that Frank Lampard is dating presenter Christine Bleakley.

However, over the last few weeks, many "sightings" of the couple have taken place and "sources" have come forward with details of such events.

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Okay, so as far as we can gather, Leo needs to grow his hair like Maradona for them to bond during Argentina's World Cup action. Or, it's an ode to perms. Or a warning not to get perms. Or a reminder that only extremely talented footy players are allowed to have perms.

Yeah, no idea.

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Patrick Barclay writes a nice piece for The Times about our manager.

Red Rants takes a look at the poppy fuss.

The Guardian looks at Darren Fletcher as the new Roy Keane.

The Times reckons Michael Owen needs a good game today to get in the England squad.

United Rant looks to the Chelsea game.

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