NK Rudar's Marko Kolsi barrels into Drava Ptuj's Rok Kronaveter in a Slovenian PrvaLiga match. It's like watching a blind kid run into a wall.

This kid does not take trash talk lightly. If you mouth off to him, he will chase you down the length of the pitch and smash into you like a freight train, even if you have absolutely zero to do with what's happening on the ball. And then he'll get up and walk away, satisfied that you want ever try and express yourself vocally in his presence again.