Every Wednesday, we round up some of the wackiest stories in the football world! Today, read about Shakira and Pique's relationship, Kai Rooney's premium ride and Guti!

Ah, Mexican tabloids, what would the tías of the world do without your scandals?

He's refused a sitter Kai Rooney obviously likes to score his goals in spurts, just like daddy. And we can only assume he's currently in the middle of an off-spell after turning down the opportunity to send the Manchester United faithful into raptures. Rooney Jr. shunned a very generous assist from the old man (ie.