No? Well, Liverpool FC have...
Why would they take the piss out of themselves like that?? Who reckons Stevie will have already
entered? Doing it this way has got to be better than never at all, right?
"Ever Wondered What It Would Feel Like To Lift The Premiership Trophy? Click to continue reading...
Manchester City fans were pissing themselves when the now infamous poster popped up in town. The
club had forked out a small fortune to a London-based design company to come up with the slogan.
Mark Hughes described it as "a bit of fun between fans", likening it to the counter we have on the
Stretford End which marks how many years the bitters have gone without a trophy.
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I know Ronny would act the twat at times but I'm honestly struggling to think of an occasion
when I would be more embarrassed to support a team who had a player like this in it. How can
Chelsea fans tolerate this totally cringeworthy episode. I mean, seriously, what the fuck is he
doing?
"Drogba Gif: Funny, Embarrassing Or Painfully Cringeworthy? Click to continue reading...
(click to enlarge)
For those of you are brave enough to describe the above picture with words, it's caption
time!
Bonus points if you can find Lisandro in this picture.
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"Rio Ferdinand has been in poor form this season by his standards and I think Sir Alex
Ferguson would be shrewd to cash in on the star in January."
Stan Collymore couldn't be a bigger prick if he tried.
"I don't want to play United in the knockout rounds they're a very strong team and I have
many friends there.
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Just some random odds and ends for you to read as you bide your time waiting for Lyon's
Champions League clash with Liverpool.
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< Sid's Serious Captain-y Face.
If you're wondering why the captain's armband showed up on Cris last Saturday,
despite Sidney Govou also being on the pitch, it's because our dear (former?
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Steve Bruce on the beachball which lead to Liverpool's fourth defeat in nine games: "They
have got it on telly with the guy who threw it on and it's got Liverpool crests all over it. What a
shame."
"This Couldn't Be More Perfect" was originally published at The
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With World Cup qualifiers about to take place, there isn't too much happening at club level. But
there are a few articles and updates that caught my eye.
The biggest news is the medical update on Bafetimbi Gomis. Two days ago at
Guingamp, Gomis collapsed during practice with the France squad.
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After years of jokes and snidey comments about referees being on the Old Trafford payroll, did
former referee Dermot Gallagher really have to make these comments?
"There's better ways to deal with things," said Gallagher. "If in the year 2009
you're an employee, you don't expect your employer to have a go at you in public.
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Just got this in my email. Raymond Domenech critics, I think you will
approve:
The national coach, after the draw in Serbia did not speak about the game in his interview but
he spoke about his life and said : "I just want to thank all the people who are supporting us.
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My Entry for next yrs liverpool Kit
Whilst the Diving police have there hands full with Eduardo and Rooney, i thought id remind you
lot of one of the premierships main Culprits.
Before all you liverpool fans start throwing a paddy id like to say im a massive Gerrard fan and
this is Just for Fun.
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He's already got the abs, the pointy beard, and the move-bitch-get-outta-my-way attitude. He
just needs a sword (and a leather loincloth), and then he'll be all set for world domination.
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I´m not sure whether it´s out of pity of humour but sometimes City fans really do make me want
to cry. First there was Christopher Atkinson who got a Kaka tattoo when before Kaka came to his
senses and Garry Cook fucked up the deal. Now there´s Kirk Bradley...
Bradley has a tattoo to mark City winning the Champions League.
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A few years after nutmegging Figo, John O'Shea shows Ashley Cole how it's done...
"VIDEO: United or Chelsea - Who Has The Better Full Back?" was originally
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The Guardian kindly sent me their review for the football year ahead, The Season. Here
are the best bits:
Four In A Row
Huddersfield
1923-24: 1st
1924-25: 1st
1925-26: 1st
1926-27: 2nd
Arsenal
1932-33: 1st
1933-34: 1st
1934-35: 1st
1935-36: 6th
Liverpool
1981-82: 1st
1982-83: 1st
1983-84: 1st
1984-85: 2nd
United
1998-99: 1st
1999-00: 1st
2000-01: 1st
2001-02: 3rd
United
2006-07: 1st
2007-08: 1st
2008-09: 1st
2009-10: ?
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September 13th 2008: Liverpool 2 - 1 United
Nemanja Vidic sent off for a challenge on Alonso.
September 27th: Everton 0 -2 Liverpool
Tim Cahill sent off for a challenge on Alonso
October 5th 2008: City 2 - 3 Liverpool
Pablo Zabaleta sent off for a challenge on Alonso.
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This evening I plan to go out and get pissed with my mates. Get rat arsed. Sing football songs.
Have a go at any bluenose who gets cocky.
Then I'll be in the mood for a bit of Stone Roses. Love Will Tear Us Apart Again. The DJ won't
fancy it as it doesn't really fit in with the 'scene'. Give a fuck.
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MCFC got themselves involved in a mud-slinging battle with football fans when they paid
thousands of pounds in an attempt to wind us reds up. For me, it's totally bizarre that a football
club would lower themselves to such petty behaviour. Had a City fan got out the sky blue paint and
had a go at this, it would probably bring about a wry smile, but fancy a football club sanctioning
such a thing!
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City fans have always been a pretty delusional bunch but never more so than right now. With
player after player leaving their current club for the doubled/tripled wages City will offer
them, the fans have bought in to the players' made up reasons. There's lots of talk of it being 'an
exciting, new project'.
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Following City's ever so 'witty' poster, which shows a picture of Carlos Tevez running to
Manchester United fans with a big grin on his face, it's time we forced them and him to face
reality.
"THAT Poster - The Reality" was originally published at The Republik
of Mancunia. Click to continue reading...
Philadelphia Eagles kicker David Akers stopped by USMNT practice and showed a couple of MLSers
how it's done. Tune in below:
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Probably my first of many attempts to express our feelings about signing Michael Owen through
the mode of music... who became a Manchester United players after a conversation with Sir Alex
Ferguson over breakfast.
"The Michael Owen Song" was originally published at The Republik of
Mancunia. Click to continue reading...