Ya know, we've always been fond of Abbey Crouch (née Clancy) and her ability to look drunk off her ass without a hair or hem out of place. It's a skill set we can only dream of adopting sometime before we're eligible for senior citizenship.

So naturally, once this week's MrPorter.

Ya know, we've always been fond of Abbey Crouch (née Clancy) and her ability to look drunk off her ass without a hair or hem out of place. It's a skill set we can only dream of adopting sometime before we're eligible for senior citizenship.

So naturally, once this week's MrPorter.

Naples, Italy. Sunday 6th November. Image: AP Photo/Jonathan Moscrop, LaPresse.

Just to be clear, we have no problem with combining clothing to maximise convenience. In fact it would probably be easier for everyone if the Kickette staff wore splash resistant onesies for night time adventures.

African artefact set for museum display Germany coach Joachim Loew's lucky blue jumper from the 2010 World Cup is to take pride of place in a museum after accumulating several owners in a short space of time. Loew gave his beloved knitwear to a children's charity, who pocketed a cool €1 million by flogging it [.

Bastian has arranged his features into an expression that implies he knows he looks like a buffoon, but is being paid enough by his club not to give a crap. Or maybe he's just thrilled to be 27 years old. Who knows? Images via fcbayernmunich.de

The use of football players in club catalogue modelling is fraught with danger.

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Introducing: Patty Orue, a.k.a, Paraguay's second most famous football 'superfan' (read: disinterested famewhore on the make) behind you know who and foremost trashy Copa America bandwagon-jumper-on'errer...

Go on then, make the call: Larissa or Patty?

Photo by ISIphotos.com

It's no secret that West is the more dominant of Major League Soccer's two conferences. It's even more evident considering that the top four teams in the SBI MLS Power Rankings all hail from the Western Conference.

Los Angeles, FC Dallas, Seattle and Real Salt Lake occupy the top four spots in the latest rankings, respectively, after all added points to their totals this past week.

Chris Bosh hit the go-ahead jumper with just under 40 seconds left and the Miami Heat went on to take Game 3 of the NBA Finals with an 88-86 victory on Sunday. The Heat now have a 2-1 lead over the Dallas Mavericks.

Dirk Nowitzki scored the final 12 points of the contest for the Mavs, but his shot at the buzzer didn't go in and Miami came away with the victory.

Shawn Marion has a weird looking jumper. To add to his collection, he has a weird looking finger. Look below to see Shawn Marion's crooked pinkie finger. Warning: If you have a weak stomach, you might want to avoid looking at it. It's definitely something you'd never want to happen to you.

As Shawn Marion says it, his pinkie finger is bent to ten o'clock.

Zach Randolph might be the most quietly dominant bigman in the NBA. The large power forward for the Memphis Grizzlies was loud on Sunday as his 17-foot rainbow shot with 0.3 seconds remaining beat the Dallas Mavericks. The 104-103 victory improved the Grizzlies to 35-29 and snapped the Mavs' eight game winning streak.

The San Antonio Spurs and the Los Angeles Lakers battled to the final buzzer. That's when Antonio McDyess tipped in a Tim Duncan miss to down the Lakers. McDyess' tip gave the Spurs an 89-88 win and improved San Antonio's record to 41-8 the best mark in the NBA. The Lakers dropped to 34-16, which has Los Angeles as the third seed in the Western Conference.

Earl Boykins is known as the 5-foot-5 midget who plays in the NBA. Apparently, short people have to put a lot of spin on the ball. In the video below you can see a shot by Earl Boykins that ended up doing the ultimate toilet bowl. The ball went around and around and around before dropping through the net for two points.

I gotta admit I'm starting to shit myself a little bit here. I'm getting a tincey wincey bit nervous.
Watching Manchester United grind out a goal-less draw with Spurs today had me thinking, it had me thinking something bad. What I was thinking of was horrendous, more horrendous than the jumper my Nan lovingly knitted me for Christmas.