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MLS Playoffs 2009: SuperClasico Round 2

The Offside Rules 06 November @ 02:10 PM EST
Dear JP Dellacamera,
It is impossible to wear a red shirt with a black suit and not look like a vampire.
All the best
SF Click to continue reading...

LA v. Chivas: The ESPN Preview

The Offside Rules 31 October @ 02:53 PM EST
America are you ready for the buckwildness* that will be the playoff editions of the SuperClasico aka The Battle of Los Angeles#? For me this match up has got to be one of the highlights of the 2009 playoffs. I'm not a butcher but I do know this much: beef tastes better in October. JP & Johnny know it to and drop a little science on how it might all go down. Click to continue reading...

Revolution v. Fire: The ESPN Preview

The Offside Rules 31 October @ 12:42 PM EST
JP & Johnny sum up the New England v. Chicago match in 1 minute or less (or your purchase is free). Click to continue reading...

5 Burning Questions: Playoff Edition

The Offside Rules 26 October @ 10:57 AM EST
Harkesy's putting his money on Seattle or LA to win the whole shebang-a-bang. I'm not sure that one of them will win it but I could definitely see one of them in the4 final; aside from last night's hiccup I think Columbus is still doing it big and no doubt have a shot at a championship double-dip. Click to continue reading...

Video: 5 Burning Questions

The Offside Rules 23 October @ 10:41 AM EST
We haven't had one of these in while have we? Seems like it's been an entire season since we last saw JP and Johnny Boy's Q+A franchise. Oh well, nice to have 'em back and going around the league on an award tour like their names were Q-Tip and Phife Dog. Click to continue reading...

U.S.-Costa Rica Pre-Game With Harkesy

The Offside Rules 14 October @ 04:51 PM EST
ESPN and Johnny Harkes with a look at Team USA and where their heads are at ahead of tonight's closing qualifier. This sh*t is going to be waaay emo and I'm not talking about My Chemical Romance or any other band of boys wearing girls jeans. I ain't gonna lie...if they don't get me in the pre-game I'll probably be a beery, teary mess during the 9th minute. Click to continue reading...

5 Burning Questions

The Offside Rules 20 August @ 02:08 PM EST
Omar Cummings for MVP? Interesting. But if he's got a shot at it then his running buddy Conor Casey has got to be considered as well; maybe they can both get it because I don't think one looks as good without the other. Click to continue reading...

Back in the Day Video: 1997 Highlights With Wynalda & Harksey

The Offside Rules 16 July @ 06:53 AM EST
Can we do this again? Please? And with more of whatever these two were drinking? What I would give to have Jimmy Conrad handling this. Click to continue reading...

Video: 5 Burning Questions

The Offside Rules 06 July @ 01:00 AM EST
Harksey and JP talkin' Landon, Beckham, schedule congestion, league MVP, and the All-Star forwards. Click to continue reading...

Video: Five Burning Questions

The Offside Rules 11 June @ 11:54 AM EST
Shockingly not one question about the CR7 transfer. Click to continue reading...

MLS Advancer: RBNY vs. D.C. United

The Offside Rules 04 June @ 10:11 AM EST
Sadly I will not be watching tonight's drudge match between RBNY and D.C. United; a man can only take so much footie-related failure in a 24-hour period (and I'm going to see Doves tonight). Maybe I'll watch it on the DVR tomorrow if I RBNY somehow manage to display something bordering on collective competence and pull out a shock win. Click to continue reading...

5 Burning Questions: E-Mail Edition

The Offside Rules 29 May @ 10:18 AM EST
Harksey and JP answer questions from the email bag about Champions League, San Jose, Shalrie Joseph, Confederations Cup and more. Click to continue reading...

Video: 5 Burning Questions

The Offside Rules 11 May @ 04:58 PM EST
Question one is there solely to remind us all that TT is still in fact alive (at least he was at the time of posting). In the past two years there have been more chupacabra sightings than there have been sightings of him on the field. If he stays sidelined too much longer he will slip into urban legend territory; if you happen to know him, ask him if he's considered getting a hook for hand yet. Click to continue reading...

Video: 5 Burning Questions

The Offside Rules 20 April @ 01:15 PM EST
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Video: Five Burning Questions

The Offside Rules 13 April @ 10:30 AM EST
Five burning questions...and none of them involve Johnny Cash doing mid-80's Bruce Springsteen covers. Click to continue reading...

5 Burning Questions: Week 1

The Offside Rules 23 March @ 10:31 AM EST
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Video: The ESPN Draft Recap

The Offside Rules 16 January @ 10:59 AM EST
Rob Stone, Johnny "I kicked it with SF at the Arctic Monkeys gig" Harkes and His Ginger Majesty with the last word on the 2009 MLS Superdraft. So long college soccer, see you next year. Click to continue reading...

ESPN's 5 Burning Questions

The Offside Rules 10 November @ 10:54 AM EST
This week there should be 2 bonus questions. The first should be "How many celebratory shots are RBNY's Dane Richards and Danny Cepero entitled allowed to have bought for them before it starts to look like they are taking advantage?" The second is "Does Houston's (and New England's and DC's and Chivas USA's) grossly overloaded schedule play a part in their early exits this year? Click to continue reading...

Video: 5 Burning Questions

The Offside Rules 10 October @ 11:26 AM EST
Feel free to agree or disagree with Johnny Harkes on the following:
D.C. United 2008 = A Bust
U.S. v. Cuba = 80's Babies on parade
Rio Tinto field = "almost Wembley condition"
Designated Players = It could go either way
Chelsea = Team to beat Click to continue reading...

Harkes: US "is playing too safe"

The Offside Rules 16 September @ 01:11 PM EST
Johnny Harkes thinks that the US mens national team still has room to grow. He says "we're playing well, but we're not playing great." He is captain for life after all, so he may know what he's talking about. Plus, he's bucking for more caps for Freddy & Jozy so I'm kinda feeling what he's saying. Click to continue reading...

Video: Harkes on Jozy's Olympic Hopes

The Offside Rules 05 June @ 05:43 AM EST


Thanks to everyone out there who has my back and tried to make sure I knew about the Altidore transfer. I got about 20 "Did you know about this?" emails in the last 24 hours from readers who were trying to make sure I didn't get caught sleeping. It's nice to know that like Jimmy Conrad, I too have a posse.

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ESPN's 5 Burning Questions: MLS Newcomers & More

The Offside Rules 16 May @ 10:14 AM EST
No disrespect to Mansally and Davino, but when you talk about newcomers who have impressed so far in 2008 I think you have to mention Adam Moffat. His stats aren't off the meter, but that guy's just got something.
Having said that, what the hell do I really know about soccer compared to Johnny Harkes? Click to continue reading...