Of course, just when you think that Mike Ashley's unpopularity with the Newcastle United fanbase has bottomed out and just couldn't get any lower, it usually does. However the only man who has offered him any kind of lifeline is Chris Hughton, who has resolutely chosen to ignore wherever possible almost everything at Newcastle that [. Click to continue reading...

Latest development in the already long running Thierry Henry handball incident (or "la main de dieu" as it's being called by some) is that Henry himself thinks a replay is a good idea:

"The fairest solution would be to replay the game but it is not in my control," said the Barcelona striker.

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! Article Start >Well, you just can't stop Chris Hughton at the moment. This time, he's been talking about the return of Shola Ameobi, who broke his foot after scoring in a 4-3 cup thriller against the mighty Huddersfield on 26th August. Hughton said he has high hopes for a Bambi's return to the Newcastle [. Click to continue reading...

The Beauty: My favorite number is eleven, so it is fitting that my favorite� English WAG, Amanda Harrington, is being honored on PLTO on November 11th (11/11).� As the pic to the left displays, Amanda is about as ridiculously� hot as they come.� Thus, her resume predictably contains the following jobs: (1) beauty queen (Miss Liverpool), (2) model (duh), and (3) actress (but of course).

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Not sure why Arsenal's Cesc Fabregas is so shy, he's been in top form lately. We'll have to set aside some special one-on-one confidence-building activities to help him get over this.

Let's check in with the rest of the visuals from yesterday's cracking games, shall we?

When Fernando Torres is left barely able to bitchface, no one is happy.

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Not sure why Arsenal's Cesc Fabregas is so shy, he's been in top form lately. We'll have to set aside some special one-on-one confidence-building activities to help him get over this.

Let's check in with the rest of the visuals from yesterday's cracking games, shall we?

When Fernando Torres is left barely able to bitchface, no one is happy.

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Joey Barton now hopes to be fit in January -and that's a big improvement from the initial prognosis of a March return. Joey Barton - back in January Joey had a foot operation earlier this month – but his cast has now been removed and he was at the Benton training headquarters last week, Joey had some [. Click to continue reading...

• Marlon King:

King has vaulted to the top of the rogues gallery with his second conviction. The first one occurred in 2002 for stealing a car and then pretending to the police it was his own. That time too he was given 18 months in jail which was commuted to five, enabling his return to Gillingham.

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Welcome back to TGIF, a feature that was the brain� wave of Perry_Groves' Lovechild, where� I try to bring together the themes of the week into hopefully a summary of the Arsenal World so far. This week there are many things to talk about, but the news of Professional footballers being given jail sentences again reminds us all that our players are just human after all, apart from Joey Barton who is clearly an extra terrestial who has hijacked a human body.

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Yesterday's review of the current squad, took a look at the Newcastle defence, an area that this season we've been surprisingly strong in, given our poor reputation in recent years. Tonight looks at arguably the fulcrum of a successful team, the midfield, the place that could and should control a game and dictate the style of [. Click to continue reading...

First things first holy crap, who let him near guns?!?!?!?!?!???!

We all know about Joey Barton's long history as an awful awul person, but it's starting to look like he's becoming a new man one who doesn't use teammate's eyeballs as ashtrays or go to jail for fighting outside a McDonald's.

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Yesterday....28 years old....any other words are just irrelevant. Because to state the obvious: there's a large photo of Nemanja's junk on full view.� See more at ONTD Football.

David Beckham queues up to buy some pumpkins; still has that animal growing on his face.
Are Ilary and Francesco going to bring another beautiful Totti baby into the world?

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Yesterday....28 years old....any other words are just irrelevant. Because to state the obvious: there's a large photo of Nemanja's junk on full view.� See more at ONTD Football.

David Beckham queues up to buy some pumpkins; still has that animal growing on his face.
Are Ilary and Francesco going to bring another beautiful Totti baby into the world?

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How did it come to this? I'm resting my hopes for Liverpool's season on an injured Italian midfielder who remains unproven in the Premier League. Alberto Aquilani, bought this summer for £20m to replace Xabi Alonso (if that's possible) came to Liverpool a broken man. Hints that he's been training and we could see him by the end of the month tickle at my expectations and curiosity.

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Joey Barton has given a few interviews over the weekend and maybe for the first time he talks about his troubles and things he is thinking. Joey Barton - long interviews given over weekend Here are some of the (many) words from Joey, so at least he tells the story from his viewpoint, about his troubles, but [. Click to continue reading...

Well it's been a busy news day for Newcastle United fans today....... Literally nothing of note to write up about except for a slightly tardy mention of Barton's belated 'olive branch' to Alan Shearer, after his admission that there was a falling out. More on the story and Joey's quotes can be found here, but [. Click to continue reading...

In our piece on Joey Barton yesterday, we made the statement that if and when Alan Shearer comes back as the permanent Newcastle manager,� it's 99% certain Joey Barton will leave Newcastle. Alan Shearer - made peace with Joey Barton? Well, with statements made by Joey yesterday afternoon, that may not be the case� any longer. Click to continue reading...

Austin "Jack" Warner FIFA

Most Hated Men in Football

Listen up,� England fans:� Jack Warner, FIFA� Vice-President and CONCACAF President,� might be the one man you're going to want to have a quiet chat with when hosting for� World Cup 2018� is decided in 2011.

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Joey Barton will be out of action until at least February, with his new foot injury, and he talked to Sky Sports yesterday at length. Joey Barton can he really rehabilitate himself? Joey is one of the players at Newcastle, who has fully supported Chris Hughton in what he is trying to do this season, and [. Click to continue reading...

Newcastle United's Shola Ameobi is likely to return to first-team duty by early December according to Chris Hughton. Shola suffered a stress fracture of the foot in August but has already begun light training. Hughton said: "The good news with Shola is that he has no adverse reaction to the original injury and he's started doing work [. Click to continue reading...

It's something we were really expecting and it has been confirmed by Chris Hughton today that Joey Barton could be missing for up to four months after an operation on his right foot. Joey Barton - out until February? The Liverpudlian underwent surgery on Thursday and will now be sidelined until the new year. Click to continue reading...

Newcastle take on Bristol City this weekend looking to extend their lead at the top of the Coca Cola Championship. City, who have not won an away game all season are in confident mood after recently defeating Blackpool (Newcastle's only league loss of the season).

A name that may be familiar to some long term Toon fans is that of Bradley Orr.

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After Joey Barton missed a lot of last season with a foot injury it looks like history is repeating itself. Joey Barton injured yet again The Newcastle United midfielder now faces eight weeks on the sidelines after undergoing exploratory surgery on a foot injury yesterday, so reports Sky Sports news. Click to continue reading...

Shola Ameobi, Joey Barton, Fabricio Coloccini, Ryan� Taylor will all miss the game tonight through injury. But Danny Simpson is fit again, as is Argentine Jonas Gutierrez and Danny Guthrie is available again after serving his one game ban. Danny Simpson being available again is very timely since he can presumably slot straight in at right [. Click to continue reading...

Newcastle United have a great opportunity to extend their lead at the top of the table but QPR will make for stiff opposition. The three teams below us failed to win last night. West Brom suffered a surprise defeat by Barnsley, Preston lost at home to Reading and Middlesbrough lost at home to Leicester. Click to continue reading...

The diminutive Newcastle United squad is about to be stretched further by injuries and international duties. Fabricio Coloccini picked up a groin strain and Ryan Taylor picked up a calf injury during Saturday's game against Ipswich. Danny Simpson is also sidelined with an ankle injury from the Plymouth game and is doubtful for this week's games. Click to continue reading...

Joey Barton had an awful game last Saturday against Plymouth Argyle last Saturday. Joey Barton out with new foot injury And we saw the reports earlier this week, that Barton should be summarily dropped from the team. But every player has his ups and downs during a season, but it was hardly fitting to just write [. Click to continue reading...

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Eastlands star will face no ban for Old Trafford 'incident'. Craig Bellamy pictured yesterday below.

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Craig Bellamy yesterday, was unavailable for comment

MANCHESTER, England (AP) -Police will take no action against Manchester City forward Craig Bellamy, who pushed a Manchester United fan in the face after the supporter had run onto the field at the end of Sunday's game at Old Trafford.

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This week ITS brings you our top ten one hit wonders, we will show you ten players who defined the odds by getting the honour of putting on the England shirt....erm once!

10. Joey Barton (VS. Spain, 2007)

Schteve Maclaren is a manager full of good ideas. One of his best was to give Barton an England Cap just after he had lamented his frustration at the whole England squad in his book.

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Well that's certainly how it felt. I'll cut to the chase on this one because I've got my GNR preparations and an early night ahead of me. And frankly most of today's game was instantly forgettable. From Enrique's elaborations, to Joey Barton's wonky radar and then over to a lop-sided and blunted formation, there was [. Click to continue reading...

All the stuff being covered outside the unfriendly confines of the award winning Dirty Tackle...

Watford's Jay DeMerit and Richard Lee review a Paramore song. I love this concept. Can't wait until they get Joey Barton to review Celine Dion's next single. [ChannelBee]

Fabio Capello would've been a airline pilot.

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Just when you thought we'd turned some sort of corner, Blackpool go and 'tango' us. Well admittedly, I had to rely on the eyes of the commentating duo of Mick Lowes and John Anderson but the performance sounded as bleak as the conditions and there was nothing pleasurable about the trip to this beach. Click to continue reading...

Ollie, I like you a lot. Among other positive qualities, you can put sentences together in more than just one way, which makes you instantly more readable than 99% of soccer bloggers plying their trade to an American audience. But today's post on Adebayor?

So if the Devil has the best tunes, does he have the best footballers?

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