Presenting: 'The Feet Continue To Dance' a thumping dance tribute to Lionel Messi by someone or
something called The Wizard of Ox, featuring samples of commentary from Joaquim Maria Puyal and
the one, the only, the incomparable, Ray Hudson...
There is a lot of crap which gets filtered through The Offside email. A lot. Most of it
promising things which are simply not possible outside of inventing a time machine such that our
mothers can mate with a minotaur. (Not adverse, mind you.)
