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Retro Football: Here’s Deadline Day Howler Monkey Jim White Reporting On A Wedding Fayre In 1985 (Video)

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"ACCORDING TO SKY SOURCES, I HAVE A PARASITE INFESTATION"

On this day of all days, it's worth remembering that Jim White is not a deafening allegorical hologram sent from the future to warn us of the dangers of media saturation; he is but a man. A loud man.

That's why, before every Deadline Day™ really farts into action, we like to remind ourselves of White's career before he found his infuriatingly self-aware niche as Sky Sports News' resident #ITK town crier.

Pies Exclusive: Jim White’s Top 10 Favourite Sky Sports News Transfer Deadline Day Memories

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"...so I opened it in my dog's name. Bish, bash, bosh. Job's a good'n"

In the spirit of the day, Pies have managed to make a few calls, pull a few strings and somehow bag ourselves a natter with the man in the very eye of the Sky Sports News' Transfer Deadline Day hurricane, Mr Jim White.

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Ofcom Receive Numerous Complaints Over Sky Sports News’ Chaotic Transfer Deadline Day Coverage

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By Chris Wright

Ofcom have confirmed that they received numerous complaints from viewers over the various acts of debauchery that littered Sky Sports News' rolling deadline day coverage on Monday.

Strangely the offensive volume of Jim White failed to attract a single complaint from the public, though eight viewers complained about witnessing reporter Alan Irwin having a sex toy inserted about his person outside Everton's Finch Farm training ground.

Sky Sports’ Gobshite Jim White Launches ‘The Goal Line’ To Help Despondent Fans Make It Through The Non-Football Void

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By Chris Wright

Several weeks before they usually let him out of his soundproofed cupboard for transfer deadline day, Sky Sports have decided to put their resident howler monkey, Jim White, to use by having him man a new helpline fordespondent football fans make it through the interminable void between the World Cup andthe start of the 2014/15 season.

A must have for soccer fans

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All soccer fans love transfer deadline day, but no one loves it more then Sky Sports' Jim White. This DVD honors the closing of the transfer window and the fans that enjoyed it.

Jim White’s Deadline Day Fans: The Commemorative DVD (Video)

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By Chris Wright

We'd like to think that this is a spoof but when Sky Sports News' resident deadline-day air raid siren, Jim White, is involved it's never easy to be 100% certain about anything like your name, what year it is or if reality even exists anymore...

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Deadline Day Cult

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And so transfer deadline day came and went.

Celtic got a left back but not the nameless big name who cropped up in countless anonymous rumours.

Rangers did nothing except turn down a big bid from a nameless big club in an anonymous rumour that may or may not have come from someone who really should have scored in a cup final all those years ago.

The Rest

‘He Has My Total Support’ – Everton Majority Shareholder Gives Ronald Koeman What Sounds Suspiciously Like Dreaded Vote Of Confidence

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Everton's majority shareholder Farhad Moshiri has spoken out in support of manager Ronald Koeman after a less-than-stellar run of results has left the Dutchman's expensively-assembled side just two rungs above the relegation zone.

The Toffees laboured to a 1-0 home defeat against Burnley on Sunday afternoon, their fourth defeat in seven league games so far this season.

‘Alexis will not force an exit’ from Arsenal this summer

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Jim White has claimed that Alexis Sanchez is not the sort of player to demand a transfer away from Arsenal, and expected him to still be here come September 1. The Chilean has been linked with the exit door for over 12 months now, having failed to agree terms over a new deal in talks [...]

The Night Before Deadline Day

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Twas the night before deadline day, and on Merseyside
All the creatures were stirring, with Jim White as our guide
Carroll was loaned out, Liverpool's cupboards were bare
But everyone knew soon a striker'd be there!

The ITKs logged onto Twitter and said
Rodgers promised a signing, we'll get a new red!