We've featured as many as we could, but there's always going to be a tummy or 10 that we miss.

Join us, Kickettes, as we look back at the best midsections from each of the last 12 months.

That's an order not a question.

JANUARY

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By DAVID MOSSE

Uruguay is now in the somewhat unenviable position of being regarded as the favorite to win the 2011 Copa America following a remarkable quarterfinal round that saw both Argentina and Brazil crash out on penalties. The Celeste must guard against any kind of letdown after knocking out the hosts on Saturday in a pulsating encounter that will probably go down as the match of the tournament.

BERLIN, Germany Schalke 04 won the German Cup for the fifth time on Saturday, crushing second division Duisburg 5-0 to book a Europa League spot for next season. Dutchman Klaas-Jan Huntelaar struck twice as Schalke took up their last chance of a European place after a rollercoaster season saw them reach the Champions League [.

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This week languagecaster previews the semi-finals of the Champions League and attempts to predict the finalists at Wembley in May. There is a transcript below, while explanations of key vocabulary (in bold) can be found at the foot of the post, while other key phrases (in blue) also have meanings explained.

This stunning Quinonez Wilson free kick has created a record for being the world's longest ever free kick. The Quinonez Wilson goal was scored against Club Cerro Porteño PF from an amazing distance of nearly 83m out ( see goal video below) on 9/4/11 ( 9th April, 2011). Quinonez Wilson, for the uninitiated, is a [.

This Georgios Tzavellas goal vs Schalke was an incredible 73m long range goal from the Eintracht Frankfurt player. Schalke goalkeeper Manuel Neuer completely misread Tzavellas's long range pass, and it ended up in Tzavellas scoring a goal from inside his own half. Unfortunately for Frankfurt, this incredible Georgios Tzavellas goal against Schalke was not enough [.

STARTERS
Happy Birthday to Samuel Eto'o - From Inter: Samuel Eto'o has scored 30 goals for Inter so far this season and today he turns 30 years old - he was born on 10 March 1981 in Nkon, Cameroon.
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Fox Soccer Channel has announced who their TV commentators will be for MLs in 2011: JP Dellacamera, Kyle Martino, Christopher Sullivan & Eric Wynalda.

Four teams have booked their spot in the UEFA Champions League quarterfinals. Below I break down of those four, who is the most appealing and least appealing to match up against.
Schalke 04
Assuming that FC Copenhagen does not get past Chelsea, I think Schalke are the side most clubs would hope to draw.

By JOHN BOSCHINI

Tottenham's foray into uncharted territory continues, as the English club advanced to the quarterfinals of the UEFA Champions League for the first time. A 0-0 draw at White Hart Lane was enough for Spurs to eliminate AC Milan, 1-0 on aggregate, and keep dreams of hoisting European silverware alive.

This stunning Jefferson Farfan free kick vs Valencia was one of the best goals scored in the Champions League in the 10/11 season. The Farfan free kick vs Valencia brought Schalke on level terms in their second leg against Valencia, and the Royal Blues eventually won 3-1 to progress 4-2 on aggregate.

Schalke vs Valencia Gelsenkirchen- March 9, 2011- 9/3/11 19.45 UK kick off Final score:- Schalke 04 3-1 Valencia CF ( Jefferson Farfan*2, Gavranovic/R. Costa) Relief for Schalke coach Felix Magath as his side beat Valencia to progress 4-2 on aggregate into the quarterfinals of the Champions League. Jefferson Farfan scores a brace for the Royal [.

Two-time finalists Valencia host unpredictable German outfit Schalke 04 in the Last 16 UEFA Champions League first-leg with Schalke striker Raul set to return back to his motherland.

The hosts will be typically on guard as the legendary former Real Madrid forward seeks to shoot his team past the Valencia rearguard and into the quarter-finals for the second time ever.

Are players behaving like spoiled children or are they behaving rationally? Demba Ba's refusal to play for Hoffenheim and demand a transfer to England or Jefferson Farfan's late arrival from winter break in Schalke and reputed demand to leave the club or Darren Bent's push to sign with Aston Villa all seem to point to spoiled players only looking out for themselves (the list could easily include a good number of other players).

Are players behaving like spoiled children or are they behaving rationally? Demba Ba's refusal to play for Hoffenheim and demand a transfer to England or Jefferson Farfan's late arrival from winter break in Schalke and reputed demand to leave the club or Darren Bent's push to sign with Aston Villa all seem to point to spoiled players only looking out for themselves (the list could easily include a good number of other players).

There's been a lot of talk during the current transfer period in Germany about those ruthless, egotistical, deluded, pampered, spoilt and overpaid specimens known as football players; their cold-blooded, shifty, greedy, perfidious, devious and cunning sidekicks called agents and the almost limitless power that the combination of the two wields in the world today.

Mit Geld kann man fast alles wiedergutmachen.

Felix Magath, Trainer von Schalke 04, gibt seinem Boykott-Profi Jefferson Farfan öffentlich einen Tipp, wie er sich bei ihm entschuldigen könne. (Quelle: Bild)

Was hier abgeht auch in Hoffenheim ist langsam nicht mehr erträglich. Manche Spieler tun so, als ginge es sie nichts an, dass sie Verträge unterschrieben haben.

Felix Magath, Trainer auf Schalke 04, kritisiert wechselwillige Meuter-Profis wie seinen Spieler Jefferson Farfan oder auch Hoffenheims Demba Ba.