I can explain. This morning, I went to the official UEFA website to look at their stream for the
draw, but my desire to view this tasteful spectacle was dashed against the flying rocks from James
Cameron's political science fiction blockbuster Avatar (That was an enjoyable figure of speech,
regardless of relevance.
Click here to view the embedded video.
We are not responsible for any Kickette-rs' actions that occur while watching Iker Casillas attempt
to contain his emotions during a surprise video tribute at last week's SNT presser.
Saturday
- Harry Redknapp and Milan Mandaric are set to stand trial for tax evasion at Portsmouth FC in
early 2012.
When you're a footballing superstar, world champion, European champion, local icon and about to
marry an attractive young woman, I suppose you get to have whatever kind of James Cameron-esque
wedding video you damn well please, and then post them on the internet. Jesus Navas took full
advantage.
It was reminiscent of something from a bygone era, a sepia-toned memory brought into living colour,
like a remake of a 1930′s Cinecitt movie directed by James Cameron. More than anything it was a
signal that, although seemingly everything has changed in recent times, there is a very real sense
that things are very much the way they were.
It's a strange thing, but must admit that I had a dream about Thomas Vermaelen. No. Not one of
those dreams.
But since I haven't seen him play in so long, he showed up everywhere, like in 'Being John
Malkovich'. His face was plastered on every body as though it were some elaborate CGI joke
masterminded by James Cameron.
