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Back On Top: Man Utd Vice-Chairman Ed Woodward Has Some Exciting News For Fans Regarding Alexis Sanchez’s Transfer

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Manchester United fans will be able to sleep soundly in their beds tonight after vice-chairman Ed Woodward delivered a stirring 'State of the Union' address at the New York Stock Exchange on Thursday.

Coinciding with the release of United's half-season results, it was left to Woodward to deliver the exciting news that all supporters have been longing to hear.

Chronic Case Of The Anichebes: Daley Blind Drops Instagram Clanger By Failing To Observe Proper Copy+Paste Etiquette (Photo)

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Daley Blind has become the latest footballer to come a cropper while copy+pasting generic commercial platitudes on his social media accounts.

The Dutch defender shared a photo of himself posing wistfully in Manchester United's new third shirt on Instagram, along with a caption that he failed to fully edit before publishing.

Romelu Lukaku Bids Fond Farewell To Everton With Little Bit Of Help From 10cc’s Graham Gouldman (Video)

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With his big £75million move to Manchester United pretty much a formality from this point on, Romelu Lukaku has used Instagram to say a fond farewell to everybody at Everton.

Currently out in Los Angeles, the 24-year-old Belgian striker took the time to thank everybody who helped him on his way at Goodison during the four goal-laden seasons he spent with the Toffees.

Man Utd Wunderkind Angel Gomes Posts Throwback Picture Of Himself With Wayne Rooney, Taken 10 Years Ago (Photo)

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Aged just 16 years and 185 days, Angel Gomes became the youngest player to debut for Manchester Unitedsince Duncan Edwards (who was 78 days his junior) when he entered the fray against Crystal Palace on Sunday.

A matter of day after winning United's Youth Team Player of the Year award, Gomes replaced Wayne Rooney in the 88th minute in what felt like a symbolic changing of the guard at Old Trafford.

‘Nobody Can Delete Your History’ – Jose Mourinho Pens Lovely Little Commiseration Message For Claudio Ranieri On Instagram

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The reverberations are still being felt today after Leicester City axed Claudio Ranieri on Thursday evening, just nine months after winning the Premier League title.

Sympathy wasn't hard to come by in the aftermath, with several of Ranieri's contemporaries voicing their shock at the supposedly callous nature of his sacking.

David Beckham Not Happy As Noel Gallagher Forces Him To Pose Next To Man City Flag (Photo)

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While we're not overly sure what the precise sequence of events is leading up to this photo, it's fair to say that David Beckham doesn't look best pleased about being forced to pose in front of a Man City flag after the latter's gig at the Royal Albert Halllast night.

Amazing evening only disappointment from the night was the color and size of this flag .

Cardiff winger Wilfried Zaha’s thinly-veiled pop at Man Utd boss David Moyes

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Manchester United youngster Wilfried Zaha has posted an Instagram update that can only be read as criticism of David Moyes. The England winger, who joined Cardiff City on loan last month, uploaded a photo of him and manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer. The picture was accompanied by the message: "Nothing like someone who believes in you.

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Dynamo Moscow Striker Pavel Pogrebnyak In Trouble After Missing Game Through ‘Illness’ Only To Show Up In Stands At Juventus Match (Photo)

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Pavel Pogrebnyak is reportedly close to being fired by Dynamo Moscow after getting himself embroiled in a hilariously idiotic social media cock-up.

The ex-Fulham and Reading striker dipped out of Dynamo's recent game against Aznhi through "illness" having failed to make the matchday squad for the Russian club's previous four matches.

Copy+Paste Fail: Gary Neville Falls Into The Victor Anichebe Trap With Hastily Deleted Instagram Gaffe

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Gary Neville was left a little red-faced today when he pulled what's known in the trade as "a Victor Anichebe" on social media.

Further destroying the facade that footballers actually expressany original thoughts of their own online, Neville posted a message in support of the Bobby Moore Fund's new 'Moore To Know' campaign.

Wolfsburg Fine Nicklas Bendtner For Breaking Club Rules With Instagram Photo Of His Mercedes Car

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Wolfsburg have confirmed that they have punished Nicklas Bendtner for posting a photo on Instagram of him getting into his Mercedes S-Class car outside a hotel.

It might seem a tad harsh on the surface, but the Bundesliga side are owned and bankrolledby Volkswagen. You see the issue.

The perennially out-of-sorts striker has now been fined by Wolfsburg for his misconduct, withthe club's sporting director Klaus Allofs dulyconfirming as much: "This is a misbehaviour and in the end it will cost money.

Liverpool

‘I Cannot Accept This’ – Liverpool Defender Dejan Lovren Sent Idiotic Death Threat Over Instagram

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Liverpool defender Dejan Lovren has revealed that he has received a death threat against his family on Instagram.

Lovren has been heavily maligned for some abject performances of late, with ire reaching a pitch when the Croatian centre-half was hooked off after just 31 hopeless minutes in the Reds' 4-1 defeat against Tottenham a couple of weekends ago.

‘After 17 Years, This Is The Next Step’ – Xabi Alonso Announces Intention To Move Into Management

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Having retired from active service at the end of last season, Xabi Alonso has announced that he now intends to move into the world of football management.

The Spanish midfielder bought his impeccable playing career to an end by winning a Bundesliga title at Bayern Munich before sauntering off into the sunset with a suitably poetic requiem: "Lived it, loved it.

Obsessed: Some Liverpool Fans Are Conducting Forensic-Level Private Investigations Into Virgil Van Dijk Transfer Rumours

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With this current transfer season proving sillier than ever, it's perhaps understandable that some football fans have been driven to the very edge of lunacy by the constant whirling maelstrom of bullshit.

Indeed, it would appear that a handful of Liverpool fans though they are far from alone in their endeavours have been pouring hundreds of man-hours into conducting their own private investigations into the club's ongoing pursuit of Virgil van Dijk.

Martin Skrtel (Sort Of) Calls Jurgen Klopp ‘D*ckhead’ On Instagram As Liverpool Exit Nears

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Word on the wire is that Martin Skrtel is closeto joining Fenerbahce in a £5.5million deal and it's probably just as well after the Liverpool defender appeared to brandhis current coacha "d*ckhead" on social media.

As picked up on by Empire of the Kop, one of Skrtel's personal friends posted a photo of the pair on Instagram along with a slew of hashtags pertainingto Jurgen Klopp.

It’s Complicated: Jordon Ibe Removes All Mention Of Liverpool Football Club From Social Media

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The relationship between Jordon Ibe and Liverpool appears to have been broken beyond repair after the player removed all mention of the club that pays him a king's ransom from his social media accounts.

The 20-year-old midfielder has barely figured in manager Jurgen Klopp's plans over the last few weeks and his omission from the matchday squadthat beat Stoke 4-1 yesterday afternoon seems to have been the final straw.

Raheem Sterling & Fabian Delph Make Light Of Summer Transfer Abuse With ‘Snakes On A Plane’ Instagram Selfie (Photo)

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What Raheem Sterling and Fabian Delph did there. We see it.

Check out the state of those emojis...

En route San Marino ✈️

A photo posted by Raheem Sterling x (@sterling7) on Sep 4, 2015 at 6:20am PDT

One in the eye for all the jilted Liverpool and Aston Villa fans there.

Top 10 Instagram Accounts to Follow for Soccer

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Instagram is one of the hottest social mediums for soccer, whether you're a footballer, brand or supporter.

If you're a soccer fan, here are our top 10 Instagram accounts to follow:

1).Soccer Bible [@soccerbible]: Featuring all the "latest in football products, players and culture," SoccerBible has amassed a following of 1.

Chelsea

Magnanimous: Instagram Clanger Sees Man City Defender John Stones Congratulate Chelsea On Beating Stoke (Photo)

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John Stones has offered us yet another peek behind the curtain into the murky backwaters of footballer's PR company-run social media accounts thanks to a ricket dropped on Instagram on Saturday evening.

Despite playing his part in Man City's effervescent 5-0 win over Crystal Palace, Stones felt the need to congratulate his teammates for Chelsea's 4-0 win over Stoke.

Chelsea starlet confirms loan move, then deletes

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Chelsea wonderkid Charly Musonda took to Instagram to confirm that he is leaving the club on loan but late deleted the update. The...

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Photo: Eden Hazard gives Chelsea fans an injury scare

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Chelsea supporters checking the club's official Instagram account today will get a bit of scare. An image uploaded by the club appears to show star player Eden Hazard unable to put any weight on his left foot. That would be a massive blow for the Blues ahead of tomorrow's crucial Champions League quarter-final second leg [.

Arsenal

Alexis Sanchez says he is “tired of telling the world that all is going well”……

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The Arsenal striker Alexis Sanchez was not happy yesterday after playing his second World Cup Qualifier in a week, and being on the losing side in both matches. Losing to Bolivia last night seems to have depressed him so much that he took to Instagram to voice his unhappiness. He starts off by saying.

Arsenal: Alexis Sanchez Pulls Unconvincing ‘Instagram Sickie’ Less Than 24 Hours After Being Told To Report For Pre-Season Training (Photo)

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Arsenal forward Alexis Sanchez is apparently claiming that he's far, far too ill to report for pre-season training as requested.

The Chilean was supposed to return to London Colney this Sunday after being granted an extended summer furlough to compensate for his participation in the Confederations Cup in June.

Arsenal: Alexis Sanchez Posts Defiant Statement Of Intent About ‘True Warriors’ On Instagram

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With his Arsenalfuture supposedly hanging in the balance, Alexis Sanchez has taken to Instagram to post a defiant statement of intent.

Having dropped Sanchez for Saturday's game against Liverpool for squabbling with his teammates in training, Arsene Wenger has almost said that he's "undecided" whether the Chilean will be featuring from the off against Bayern Munich on Tuesday evening.

Atom And Humber: Arsenal Fans Raise £500 To Produce Banner Tribute To Alexis Sanchez’s Beloved Dogs (Photo)

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With speculation over Alexis Sanchez semi-immediate future coming to the fore again recently, a group of intrepid Arsenal fans are taking steps to persuade the Chilean that he has found himself a loving home at the Emirates.

Indeed, fan group REDaction are seekingto tug on Sanchez's heart strings by producing a couple of banner tributes to the two things he holds above everything else in this world: his dogs, Atom and Humber.

Bacary Sagna writes his goodbye to Arsenal fans

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France international Bacary Sagna has taken to Instagram to write an open letter to Arsenal fans. Hours before the World Cup gets underway, the...

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Kits & fashion

La Banteur: PSG Fans Wear ‘He’s Staying’ Shirts To Poke Fun At Gerard Pique’s Poorly-Timed Neymar Tweet (Photos)

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A smattering of PSG fans paid good money to rib Gerard Pique over a clanger of a tweet the Barcelona defender emitted at the height of the swirling speculation that preceded Neymar's big move to the French capital.

Back on July 23rd, with the world still incredulous that such a transfer could come to pass, Pique posted a photo of himself and Neymar along with the fateful caption "Se Queda" "He's staying".

Chelsea: Diego Costa Spends Pre-Season Partying In Brazil While Wearing Atletico Madrid Shirt (Video)

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Diego Costa has provided us with further circumstantial evidence (if it were needed) that he won't be a Chelsea player next season.

The striker reportedly already has one foot out of the door at Stamford Bridge having seen his already fractious relationship with manager Antonio Conte dissolve to nowt over the past few weeks.

Football Art: Graphic Untd Design Series Of App-Themed Fantasy Kits For Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Etc (Photos)

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Ever wondered what it might look like when Facebook's office football teamsquare off against their Airbnbcounterparts after work on a Thursday night?

Well, wonder no more compadres, for the good people at Graphic Untd have spent their recent weeks drafting up a series of fantasy kits for a whole raft of different apps.

Palermo Unveil Their New Kits In Style, On Stage At The Magnificent Teatro Massimo (Photos)

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The stunning Teatro Massimo in Palermo

Thanks toa recently-signed commercial partnership, Palermo have been afforded the opportunity to stage one of the grandest kit unveiling ever seen.

The Serie A club recently buddied up with the foundation that owns the magnificent Teatro Massimo the grand old opera house that has sat in thePiazza Verdi in Palermo since 1897 and setting for the final scenes ofThe Godfather Part III.

Kevin Grosskreutz Get World Cup Winner’s Tattoo Despite Not Playing At The World Cup (Photo)

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German fringe/utility man Kevin Grosskreutz has taken to Instagram to show off the new tattoo he's had done to commemorate his recent World Cup win despite, of course, not playing a single minute for Jogi Loew's side at the tournament in Brazil...

We suppose he's technically correct but thatreally is the David May of World Cup winner's tattoos.

Real Madrid

Hello Handsome: Cristiano Ronaldo Caught Checking Himself Out On Gary Lineker’s Instagram Feed (Photo)

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Having flunkeda late fitness test shortly before kick-off, Cristiano Ronaldo was forced to sit out of Real Madrid's goalless draw with Man City at the Bernabeu in the first leg of their Champions League semi-final.

Left to twiddle his thumbs on the bench, Ronaldo passed the time before the start of the game by flicking through Instagram, where he was caught checking out a videoof himself surprise surprise as posted on Gary Lineker's account.

Top Five Most Followed Footballers on Instagram

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Today marks a landmark in the history ofphoto sharing mobile app Instagram, as the platform celebrates its fifth birthday. The app has grown to become a phenomenon in recent times nine...

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Little Tease: Monaco Prodigy Kylian Mbappe Trolls Everybody With ‘Big Announcement’ About His Future (Video)

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With most of European football's upper echelon on his tail, Kylian Mbappe has done some serious thinking about his immediate future this summer.

The teenage striker has been heavily linked with Real Madrid, PSG and Arsenal after bursting onto the Champions League scene with Monaco last season, with prospective fees up and beyond the £100million mark being bandied about in recent weeks.

Gabriel Jesus Posts Smashing Pics Of His Efforts To Paint Streets Of Sao Paulo Before 2014 World Cup (Photos)

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Man City striker Gabriel Jesus has shared a batch of lovely old(ish) photos of him, his friends and his neighbours gearing up for the 2014 World Cup in Brazil.

Indeed, Jesus dug out some pics of the day he spent splashing paint around the streets of Sao Paulo in preparation for the tournament.

Man City: Bacary Sagna Fined For Questioning Referee’s Integrity With ’10 Against 12′ Instagram Post

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The FA have confirmed that Bacary Sagna has been fined for an Instagram post he published in the wake of Man City's recent Premier League victoryover Burnley.

Despite the game winning 2-1, Sagna took umbrage at the performance of referee Lee Mason, who sent Fernandinho off after just half an hour for a lunging challenge on Johan Gudmundsson.

Jamie Carragher Pounces On Gary Neville’s Motorbike Selfie With Top Drawer Office-Themed Lookalike (Photo)

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Proving once again that they are Sky Sports' answer to Trev and Simon, the banter-slinging comedy duo of Jamie Carragher and Gary Neville have been at it again.

It all began when Neville, shortly after finishing his shift for Sky atthe Chelsea-Liverpool match last night, posted a photograph on Instagram of himself being ferried back home on the back of a motorbike.

‘I Hope We Can Still Be Friends’ – Gonzalo Higuain Has One Last Desperate Stab At Appeasing Jilted Napoli Fans With Apologetic Instagram Message

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It's fairly safe to posit that many Napoli fans weren't best pleased when Gonzalo Higuain decided to up sticks and leave for Juventus last month.

Despite the fact their club reaped a princely/berserk fee of€90million from the transaction, it didn't stop Napoli fans from taking to the street to burn their Higuain shirts and stuff them down toilets in reaction to the unforgivable treachery that had just befallen them.

Josh Gatt continues rehab, begins running after latest knee surgery

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After undergoing surgery in September to repair his injured left knee, U.S. Men's National Team winger Josh Gatt has taken the next step in his rehabilitation process.

The 24-year old American announced on Friday via Instagram that he has started running again and is eager to get back out on the field.

VIDEO: Has Rooney forgotten about the “support” of England fans?

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Wayne Rooney has thanked England fans for their support over the past 100 games on his official Instagram account.

He clearly forgot about the time he slated them after they booed him following a 0-0 draw with Algeria in the 2010 World Cup.

Where Is Football this spring? With the World Cup less than 100...

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Where Is Footballthis spring?

With the World Cup less than 100 days away, Brazil is not yet on our minds. A new season has begun, spring, bringing blue skies and greener fields to play the game we love.