By Chris Wright

Whenever the world gets higgledy-piggledy, thank the lawd that we'll always have NMA TV to make sense of it on our behalf.

Here we have the Taiwanese news agency's animated take on Fabio Capello's resignation and the furore that exacerbated it, which contains some very dubious imagery indeed, the first ten seconds is among the most libellous material I've ever witnessed, and the 'sinking ship' quip?

By Chris Wright

Whenever the world gets higgledy-piggledy, thank the lawd that we'll always have NMA TV to make sense of it on our behalf.

Here we have the Taiwanese news agency's animated take on Fabio Capello's resignation and the furore that exacerbated it, which contains some very dubious imagery indeed, the first ten seconds is among the most libellous material I've ever witnessed, and the 'sinking ship' quip?

When you're a Brazilian club of the third division and you're starved for hits on your website, there are only two possible options:

i. Hire a spammer.
ii. Porn.

Brasiliense has opted for choice number two, decking out their club website with adult-oriented imagery of females in various states of undress.

By Chris Wright

Diver & Aguilar are a photography agency based in London who, amongst other things, spend a fair bit of time producing ultra-classy, hi-res imagery of the Barcelona squad from year to year. This year's batch sees the current Barca squad sumptuously recreated in vintage 'cigarette card' form, and we like.

So Bob Bradley calls:

"Sigi, I was reading your blog and saw your thing, whatever that thing was on Run of Play, was that even a thing? About being a woman without women, and I'm like really? You're such a douche."

"Really? I just think they should write about women's soccer more. Some.

That Bantam's a Tiger Here's the Bradford City 2012 calendar: the perfect Christmas present for Bantams supporters. And Hull fans too, it would seem. A lazy designer has created a cover for the calendar that features an array of Bradford player, plus Hull City's Dele Adebola. The mix-up happened because the photo of Adebola [.

By Chris Wright

Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear. Bradford City have requested that their 2012 calendar be removed from stockists after being alerted to the fact that it featured Dele Adebola on the cover Adebola being a Hull City player.

No surprise given their "issues."
But wonder what their response will be.
1.Learn, dynamically rebrand/engage and go again - (requires a massive change of strategy)
2. Head in the sand; and increase Croatian colours and imagery around the ground and celebrate the annual winning of the ACT Premier League thru simply paying more dough.

Of all the insanity from Barca Milan, this might top it all. Just watch and appreciate. There's little else to say. (The very beginning and Thiago Silva's goal comes around the 3:40 mark.)

It's almost like he's building to a Pato climax in the seconds before the opener. And no, you did not need that imagery, but it's on the house.

Theo Walcott smiled through the pain, but even he was beginning to realise that Arsene Wenger's youth policy was getting way out of control. Image: Jan Kruger/Getty Images Europe.

If all the world's literature were set on fiyah, which of the following footballers' books would you attempt to save?

If you just did a double take after seeing this above promo imagery for the new adidas Liverpool Third Jersey 2011/2012, you're not the only one. Straying far from their... Read more »

He has the hair. The charisma. And, yeah, the game. Bob runs away with the voting for readers' signing of the season in what was hardly a surprising turn of events.

Readers' signing of the season voting results (2010-11):
Total votes: 389
David Luiz 199 votes (51.

By Chris Wright

Fantastic imagery...

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