"Praising John Terry for the win at the bridge is like awarding the Oscar for the best dialogues to "CAST AWAY". Abstruse, incongruous, inaccurate and so totally dumb."

                               -         A prominent dig at keyrock's prominent post

According to an old drunkard, who i met yesterday, breaks are supposed to be used for relaxation.

"Tevez: Â Pippo! If both of us marry, a kid with my work rate and your goal rate would be born who would go onto become one of the finest strikers in the world. What do you think?

Pippo: But what if the reverse happens you fool?"Â Â

                                                             An excerpt from the book "As gay as it gets"        Â

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                                                           A LETTER TO CASTROL

Dear officer concerned,

 I can understand that this entire manufacturing of lubricants is a boring business.