Dank des schönen Gewinnspiels vor einigen Tagen haben uns unsere treuesten der treuen Leser auf
einige Themen aufmerksam gemacht, die beim Doktor mal wieder angeschnitten werden sollten. Darunter
auch die vergessene Kategorie "In & Out". Mit diesem Beitrag wird sie offiziell wieder ins Leben
gerufen!
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Ejero Elia is traveling in a fast elevator. And he's going up! The winger has a tremendous start
with HSV and the talent of the year was also decisive for Oranje in his first internationals. Elia
is inspired by his idol Rafael van der Vaart. "Everything he does has
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Ich gebe zu, dass die Überschrift nicht besonders glücklich gewählt wurde. Mir ist aber keine
bessere eingefallen. Es ist schon gespenstisch was sich im hohen Norden abspielt. Kein Verein ist
dieses Jahr mit einem solchen Verletzungspech gesegnet, wie der Sportverein an der Elbe. Besonders
in letzter Zeit spitzte sich die Verletzungsmiserie doch arg zu.
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It wasn't a good weekend for exciting football. It was a good weekend for exciting numbers. Or
rather, a good weekend for those who can find numbers exciting.
619. Tim Wiese has kept a clean sheet for 619 minutes and counting. Remember,
he did so while playing for Werder Bremen.
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Another week, another victory! This week was a 4-0 route of Nuremburg. Bayer 04 have become,
along with HSV, one of the dominant teams in the Bundesliga. But it was only a year ago that Bayer,
under Bruno Labbadia had a blistering start. But it wasn't anything comparable to this start,
because the Werkself aren't just winning, their winning with panache and style.
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Am Freitag erhielt HSV-Verteidiger Jerome Boateng eine ganz besondere Nachricht: Bundestrainer
Joachim Löw hat ihn für die nächsten Länderspiele gegen Russland am 10. Oktober sowie gegen
Finnland vier Tage später berufen. Tags darauf gewann er noch mit den Hamburgern mit 4:2 gegen Tel
Aviv, am folgenden Tag folgte dann das zweite Erfolgserlebnis innerhalb von nur zwei Tagen.
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Dirty Tackle 16 September @ 01:49 PM EST
The moment you see the massive team bus approach the cameraman on that impossibly narrow side
street, you know this won't end well. It just won't. Like Cristiano Ronaldo in Paris Hilton's
bedroom, no good can come of the situation.
As soon as the driver cuts the wheel to make the turn up to HSV's hotel in Vienna for their
Europa League match against Rapid Wien and ends up inches from the corner of the curb, it's clear
that he should just open the door and run away.
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Hamburg SV maintain their great start to the season with a convincing
3-1 win over Stuttgart, New signing Eljero Elia, fresh from his
first goal international goal in the week, put in a man of the match performance, providing the
pass for Petric's screamer, before scoring a scorcher himself.
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Es sind zwar erst fünf Spieltage in der Saison 2009/2010 gespielt, doch eines kann man jetzt
schon sagen: Den besten Start in die Saison erwischten die Teams aus Hamburg. In der ersten
Bundesliga heißt der Tabellenführer Hamburger SV, in der zweiten Bundesliga steht an der gleichen
Position der FC St.
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Kein Sieg aus den ersten drei Bundesligaspielen, dazu die demütigende Niederlage gegen den
Karnevalsverein Mainz 05. Der FC Bayern steckt schon kurz nach dem Start in einer schweren Krise.
Es handelt sich jedoch keineswegs nur um eine Ergebniskrise. Viel schockierender ist, was Trainer
Louis van Gaal derzeit auf den Rasen schickt.
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Aufgepasst liebe HSV-Fans! Die Europa League Playoff-Begegnung zwischen dem HSV und dem
französischen Pokalsieger und Zweitligisten Guingamp wird nicht(!) wie angekündigt im HSV-TV
gezeigt, sondern nun doch im Free-TV auf DSF. Anstoß ist 18:45 Uhr.
Das DSF und der Live-Rechteinhaber Canal+ haben sich anscheinend kurzfristig doch darauf
geeignigt, das Spiel live im deutschen Fernsehen zu übertragen.
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Soccer Pie 18 August @ 04:04 AM EST
Werder took a point from Alianz Arena (1:1) and if we are to judge from the play, the visitors
deserved to take three points. 69 000 people at the sold-out stadium in Munich saw German
international, Turkish-born Mehmet Ozil open the score minutes before the break. Mario Gomez was
the one to level the score 73 minutes into the game with the assistance of Phillip Lahm.
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Gallery, Images, Photos & Pictures of Hamburg SV's Eljerio Elia 2009/2010 Season. Teams/Clubs:
Hamburg SV Players/People: Eljerio Elia
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Gallery, Images, Photos & Pictures of Hamburg SV's Eljerio Elia 2009/2010 Season.
Teams/Clubs: Hamburg SV
Players/People: Eljerio Elia
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Dirty Tackle 04 August @ 02:14 PM EST
All the stuff being covered outside the unfriendly confines of the award winning Dirty
Tackle...
HSV keeper Frank Rost saved the day with his face (1:40 into the video above), giving his side a
first round win over Fortuna Duesseldorf in the DFB Pokal yesterday. Note the blood (and better
replay) when he comes back out at the 3:00 mark.
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Newspaper Bild has reported that the Germans will do everything they can to make Real Madrid's
Rafael van der Vaart return to Hamburger SV. Van der Vaart, who has played several years for HSV
and even became captain of the Bundesliga side, is nominated to leave Real Madrid, after their huge
spending spree.
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The Offside 14 July @ 01:30 PM EST
Patrick Vieira is a cunning bastard. Well past his prime and entering retirement territory as the
ability to time a tackle has left him entirely, the only possible way for Patrick, once the most
sought after midfielder on the planet, to bump to the head of transfer gossip queues was to link
himself to a [.
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As the curtains close on part one of the Tippeliga, the 18th round proved a highly appropriate
ending: Rosenborg won without impressing anyone, Molde won and impressed everyone, Lyn shot
themselves in the foot and the rest was all a bit random.
Now, nothing would be more gratifying than to report that the bullies from Bergen where humped,
thumped, thwacked and indeed wallopped by a magnificent Molde.
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Soccer Pie 04 July @ 05:22 AM EST
Fantastic performance on U21EURO have launched Marcus Berg, Swedish international striker into
the football orbit. He sank both Belarus and Serbia with seven goals in four
matches and he deserved the title of championship's best player.
The market reacted right away and the price on this blonde striker grew up so his club Groningen
won't sell him for less than 10 million Euros.
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With Felipe Melo out of the picture, Arsene Wenger is now hoping to swoop for Cana. Lorik Cana's
future continues to attract plenty of speculation, with Arsenal now rumoured to be interested.
Having missed out on Felipe Melo, Arsene Wenger is desperate to land a new defensive midfielder.
According to The Daily Express, he has now turned [.
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With Felipe Melo out of the picture, Arsene Wenger is now hoping to swoop for Cana. Lorik Cana's
future continues to attract plenty of speculation, with Arsenal now rumoured to be interested.
Having missed out on Felipe Melo, Arsene Wenger is desperate to land a new defensive midfielder.
According to The Daily Express, he has now turned [.
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The Offside 25 June @ 03:50 PM EST
Chelsea, unaware that no means no, made a silly bid for Alexandre Pato which was firmly rejected
(they say "English club", but they're not fooling anyone). Then Silvio Berlusconi all but offered
up Andrea Pirlo to London due to his silly wages, but Andrea and his hair are not interested in
moving away from Milan.
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The Offside 24 June @ 05:30 PM EST
Perhaps the most absurd transfer sagas of the last 24 months is back, but in reverse. You may
remember Rafael van der Vaart from such films as Hey, Look How Unprofessional I Am! or I Only Want
To Play In Spain, So Come And Get Me Juventus. You also may remember Rafael van der Vaart [...]
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The Offside 08 June @ 04:00 PM EST
Love that the Ricky Kaka news is leaking from everyone but Real Madrid, Milan and disreputable news
outfits. Today's poor secret-keeper? The slightly dyslexic Brazilian Football Confederation (or
CBF). They've released a statement saying Kaka underwent a physical at the request of Real Madrid
with all sorts of doctors looking on, whilst Robinho was instructing [.
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The Offside 03 June @ 12:30 PM EST
Chances are you've forgotten and we could've gotten away without assuming any responsibility
whatsoever, but there's no integrity in that and we're nothing if not...nevermind. Back in
September we listed the ten biggest transfer bargains of the summer and though one year is hardly
enough time to properly assess a player's impact on a squad, it's [.
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The Offside 02 June @ 08:00 AM EST
It's no surprise that coaching changes are typically swift. The selection for the sidelines can
impact everything that happens throughout the summer - from the market to the board room to the
staff individual player training on holiday. So you don't mess around. But this year's been
excessively swift.
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Beim BVB hat man derzeit allen Grund, mit dem Schicksal zu hadern. Eine furiose Aufholjagd
katapultierte die Schwarz-Gelben in den letzten zehn Spieltagen vom Tabellennirvana ins obere
Tabellendrittel - jedoch nicht nach Europa. Die Verdienstmöglichkeiten in der neu geschaffenen
Euro League sind zwar vergleichsweise gering.
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Völlig überraschend verlässt Martin Jol den HSV, das melden verschiedene Medien. Demnach soll
er zu Ajax Amsterdam wechseln, die in der nächsten Saison wie Hamburg im UEFA-Cup starten werden.
Grund ist offenbar ein zerrüttetes Verhältnis zu Bernd Hoffmann. Jol sieht wohl die Perspektiven
gefährdet, da in nicht so großem Maße in neue Spieler investiert werden soll, wie er es sich
vorgestellt hat.
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Am Samstag, als der BVB in Gladbach das Unentschieden sicherte und sich darauf verließ, dass
der HSV das Siegtor nicht hinbekommt, da war ich mir plötzlich sicher, dass Hamburg noch gewinnt.
Warum? Weiß ich auch nicht. Vielleicht war es der Glaube an einen Fußballgott, der nicht immer
dieselben mit Papierkugeln bewirft.
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It seems likely that Hamburg SV's central midfielder, Piotr Trochowski, will move to a higher
level. Clubs in the likes of Chelsea, Manchester City, Juventus and Bayern Munich have already
reported their interest in the Poland international, who's contract expires in 2010. Trochowski has
release fee clause of €9 million in his contract, however, if HSV fails [.
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Stuff to read while you watch the proclamation that 'There Is Only One Ronaldo' (0:14)..... News
you didn't see coming: Drigba, Bosingwa and Chelsea charged by (uefa) Get yourself a 'Manchester
Massacre' Liverpool shirt commemorating the 4-1. (Who Ate All The Pies) How to make a quick
€4500. (Bundesliga Offside) Marketing savvy: small club get beauty contest winner to [.
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UEFA Cup Final: Werder Bremen v Shakhtar Not only is this Europe's consolation prize, but it's the
saving grace for two teams with wildly disappointing domestic seasons. Shakhtar are supposed to, at
the very least, challenge Dynamo Kyiv for the Ukrainian title. That never happened. The historic
team from the capital bolted out of the gates [.
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Big clubs rule the pages, which would have you believe at least half of this is 75% made up. In his
neverending quest to change the official language of Liverpool to Spanish, Rafa is lusting over
David Silva (possible) and Diego Forlan (less possible). Soon to follow: the first ever English
translator for an English club.
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Okay, ich sage es gleich vorweg. Ich bin HSV-Fan. Und als HSV-Fan muss man echt Einiges
einstecken können. Nach dem 1:0 Hinspielsieg im Bremer Weserstadion habe ich wirklich geglaubt,
dass die Mannschaft es packen könnte. Nichts da! Die Bremer werden uns auf Jahre hinaus auslachen
und sich jetzt wahrscheinlich hemmungslos besaufen (nun gut, dass mache ich auch gerade aus
Frust).
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Am Donnerstag steigt das dritte von vier Nordderbys in der Hamburger HSH-Nordbank
Arena. Diesmal wird sich entscheiden, wer das Ticket nach Istanbul zum UEFA-Cup
Finale buchen kann. Im Hinspiel in der vergangen Woche konnten sich die Hamburger dank eines
Kopfballtores des Riesen Piotr Trochowski mit 1:0 in Bremen durchsetzen.
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