Image: Sporten.dk.
This is Missé Beqiri and these are her extremely not safe for work "girls". We're
particularly impressed by her ability to smoke a cigarette with one hand and no bra.
If those perky things didnt get your attention maybe this will: she's a Swedish model who is
said to be dating Manchester United's Danish backdoor bad boy keeper, Anders Lindegaard.
Stephen Ireland wouldn't dare forget to bring his snakeskin pants to Ronaldinho's next pyjama
party...would he?
If you think this is good, just wait.
It gets better.
Saturday
- We offered our steamiest congrats to Barcelona's Victor Valdes, who received the Catalan
Athlete of the year award.
Carlo Ancelotti and his possible new mystery girlfriend in Venice. Image Credit: Repubblica.it.
- He's 52-years-old and hails from Italy, was unceremoniously sacked from Chelsea after winning
the double and his personal life rivals a good daytime soap opera. But we still love us some Carlo
Ancelotti, despite his new unidentified Jerry Hall look-alike-from-afar new gal pal that he was
papped all around Venice with.
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We've watched many a young child tackle the button pressing bonanza that is FIFA 12, but we've
never seen a controller combination cause this to happen.
Have you? No. Thought not. But while you're reaping the benefits that pixellated players bring
to your life, spare a thought for Fabs.
Keep calm and read on, Kickettes. Image Credit: AP.
Sadly, it was anything but quiet on the news front for us this past weekend, but as always,
we're ready and willing to help you bounce back into work action.
Although if you require posts in addition to this one, know that we'll only resume work upon
receipt of our mandatory compensation (in this case that would be Thanksgiving leftovers from our
U.
Image via jutarnji.hr
They tried to keep it private, but Vedran Ćorluka clearly did not factor into our roving
reporter's persistence whilst on duty.
Yes, it's true, the Spurs defender is now dating 27-year-old Croatian model Vedrana (well,
that's not going to be confusing) Linardić.
Ashely Cole and Chloe Green leaving Cirque du Soir, Ganton Street, London.
Ashley Cole and Chloe Green are a rando mix of people to be seen exiting Cirque du Soir's
backdoor separately at 4am, no?
Clearly they must be doing it. And clearly Ashley has a fetish for oversized, wannabe
ballerinas.
French International, one-time calendar boy/proud nudist and Valencia central defender took some
time out of his busy Albanian tourist schedule to remind us why he's out of our league:
'[My] type is Eva Longoria, Eva Mendes, Megan Fox, Shakira. I think it is clear that if I
have to choose, I prefer brunettes.
French International, one-time calendar boy/proud nudist and Valencia central defender took some
time out of his busy Albanian tourist schedule to remind us why he's out of our league:
'[My] type is Eva Longoria, Eva Mendes, Megan Fox, Shakira. I think it is clear that if I
have to choose, I prefer brunettes.
Mario Balotelli and his more-than-a-fling-thing, Raffaela Fico, were seen leaving Manchester's
San Carlo restaurant together earlier this month. It's Super Mario's favourite eatery in the North
of England, which is essentially useless information, unless we want to speculate about how things
are really heating up between these two.
Image Source: One of the best Tumblr pages we've seen in awhile. Check out the shot they got on
Figo. Ahem.
Could it be the quickest post-break-up bounceback ever recorded in football dating history,
Kickettes? Diego Forlan's abs have barely been free for more than 10 minutes and they're already
back on the prowl (or so reports would like us to believe)?
Image Sources: Ciacha.net via www.seoghoer.dk.
He got her tickets for an Arsenal game, she got him some damn good seats for Wimbledon (but was
shockingly knocked out earlier this week). In all honestly, we don't know what the dilly between
Nicklas Bendtner and Caroline Wozniacki is, Kickettes, other than they were recently seen out
grabbing some grub with platonic pals.
Image Credit: MedioTempo.com.
What began as a reported robbery over the weekend involving the Mexico U22 team has quickly
escalated into a salacious sex scandal for the Mexican Football Federation, y'all. Or, another way
of looking at it: a juicy way to begin this Tuesday!
Following the team's friendly in Quito, a few players took stock of some precious baubles that
unexpectedly vanished from their rooms.
Image Credit: MedioTempo.com.
What started out as a reported robbery over the weekend involving the Mexico U22 team has
quickly escalated into a salacious sex scandal for the Mexican Football Federation, y'all. Or,
another way of looking at it: a juicy way to begin this Tuesday!
Following El Tri's U22 friendly in Quito, a few players took stock of some precious
baubles that suddenly vanished from their rooms.
Now Kickettes, you know we adore us some Cesc. We are hot for his form and lukewarm for his
corny hair styles. We nub him, ya hear?
But c'monnn already with the confusion, babycakes! We can hardly keep up with your
shirt stains let alone the girls going through your revolving dating door, so we're taking today's
juicy with an extra helping of preposterous pulp, ladies and gents.
Image Credit: BIG Pictures/KEYSTONE Press.
Normally, when the hearts and hormones of a footballer and a lady align, they can't help keeping
their heavy-petting paws off each other. Unfortunately/fortunately for the general viewing public,
this is sometimes at the expense of any number of recently-consumed catered meals.
Image: REUTERS/Felix Ordonez.
We consider it to be a testament to our bluffing skills that we manage to cobble together
(barely) enough posts on this website to fool people into thinking we are taking it seriously. We
do, don't we? It's not entirely obvious that a good 90% of our attention is generally on drinking,
shopping or a frighteningly expensive combination of the two, is it?
We all fantasise about it on an hourly basis, but isn't it great to be able to confirm that all
is well in the world of footballer fecundity?
Yes, for those of you still suffering agony spasms caused by the dearth of Leo Torres photos
(why, Fernando, why?!) to follow is a quickie round up of the happy events befalling some of
the finest footie players from or playing on German soil, whether they're bringing up baby,
awaiting the arrival of the stork or simply getting in some practice.
Where would we be without the Italian tabloids' blurry photos that routinely spread the grainy
fruits of the Serie A gossip mill's labour? Our skin would certainly be free of stress-fueled
breakouts, for one thing. Our fingernails and toes would definitely be maintained during the winter
and summer, that's for sure.
Soz about our slowness these past few days; the Peeps were a callin' and we failed to resist the
temptation of going HAM on our Easter candy baskets.
Saturday
- After her beloved Norwich City's 5-1 victory over arch-rivals Ipswich Town, Sky Sports asked
celebrity chef/author, Delia Smith, to sing the victory track, "Ole, Ole" for at home viewers.
Images: Oggi.it.
Do these photos constitute a loved-up Pato and Barbara Berlusconi? According to Italian weekly,
Today, all signs of catching the couple in the act of their first kiss point to "yes", but
Barbara's ear-to-ear grin isn't wide enough to win our WAGdom approval just yet.
The Beckhams are having a girl. Iker Casillas is giving unruly bedhead a run for its money. Jack
Rodwell's mobile should be searching for sanitiser. This weekend's gossip lacked clear direction,
but made amends with Olaya Villa's first steps forward.
Saturday
- In case you missed our weekend Retweet, David Beckham told folks at an L.
Images:
WHO magazine.
Real talk, Kickettes. In this day and age of tabloid speculation, 'baller bed hopping and random
WAGabee infiltration of the clique, one constant has withstood the test of time: when one
footballer's king-size mattress share spot is suddenly taken, another is moments away from being
magically vacant.
Images: ElPais.com; Thx to Emma for the tip!
Like the 'chicken or the egg' theory, we face a conundrum here, Kickettes.
Shall we be the bearers of blasphemous bulletins and admit defeat first or soften the blow with
some positive peace of mind?
Instead of wasting our time trying to decide, we went with our guts and own personal affinity
for being the "good news first" kinda girls.
Arsenal's Theo Walcott and his longtime girlfriend, Melanie Slade, looked tattered and tired
post-overnight stay at the Mayfair Hotel. They must've played a taxing game of Twister. Yes, that's
what those crazy kids are calling it these days. Image: PacificCoastNews.com.
Show of hands, eye winks or thumbs up: who is feelin' this past weekend's irresponsible intake
of alcohol and cupcakes?
Image: Facebook.
One picture down (our pockets are NOT 300K fuller, mind you) and what do we have to say
about the matter?
Carles Puyol is one lucky guy.
And you, Kickettes?
Image: Blog.leiweb.it. Thx for the tip, EC!
There are many potholes on the road to love, and Nina Senicar may just be one big speed bump in
Marco Borriello's little black book.
It appears that, like all hook up-based relationships, something other than Marco's hair lost
its luster.
Recently, Nina was out and about as she flirtatiously frollicked with former Italian 'baller
Stefano Bittarini.
On Wednesday, Pique only had eyes for NFL star Chad Ochocinco. Who knows were his baby blues will
wander off to next? Image: Twitpic.
Trying to act oblivious to the consistently erratic reports on his love life, Gerard Pique spent
the earlier part of his week hanging with everyone's newest footy BFF, Chad 'Ochocinco'
Johnson.
Image: Google.hr.
We gotta hand it to the 6'4, silky jet-black haired Croatian man candy: Tottenham's Vedran
Ćorluka finally kicked the drunk-off-her-arse-in-public bird to the kerb.
Ćorluka's ex-girlfriend, Iva Buzov, moved out of their London flat and high-tailed it back to
Zagreb two months ago.
Images: Cuore.es.
When we first speculated about Sergio Ramos' potential new love interest, many of you here (and
us included) felt the relationship was innocent until proven with pictures.
So, does a corner image on the cover of Cuore magazine make this relationship real,
now?
Last year, whilst watching Wayne Bridge experience the embarrassment of having the ins and outs
of his lovelife splashed across the UK's tabloid press, we offered prayers that one day he would
find happiness again. (It was the least we could do as we pored over the deets and exploited the
story for all it was worth.
