As we all know, footballer babies are born with high-stakes winning tickets in the genetic lottery.

Not sure whether the DNA of their talented fathers mixed with the boobaliciousness of their mamas and the universal law of wealth equaling happy face is what does it, but it's been well-documented (by us, anyway) that 'baller babies are fantastically delicious.

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As we all know, footballer babies are born with high-stakes winning tickets in the genetic lottery.

Not sure whether the DNA of their talented fathers mixed with the boobaliciousness of their mamas and the universal law of wealth equaling happy face is what does it, but it's been well-documented (by us, anyway) that 'baller babies are fantastically delicious.

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Xavi hates Greaseano and when he comes to Spain next week, these two won't be sharing a pan of delish paella to celebrate his arrival. Duh!

"I do not want Cristiano Ronaldo to come to Barcelona. At the club, we do not want players who fill the pages of the pink media (glossy magazines, gossip papers etc).

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Some people feel they get real value out of contributing to something to society, Carly Zucker is not one of them.
Speaking to Hello magazine in their celebrity wedding spread, she lays out her mandate for the rest of her days as Mrs Joe Cole.
"I am offered projects all the time, but I don't feel I need to prove anything, or that I need a career to feel good about myself. Click to continue reading...

Joey Boy and sweetheart Carly Zucker wed Saturday in a £3 million extravaganza that featured Joey belting out some of Oasis' greatest hits on the karaoke stage. Even cooler, the couple sold the wedding rights to Hello magazine and are donating the fee, around £2 million, to charity.

Here at Chelsea Offside, we'd like to offer our congratulations to the newleyweds.

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