Image taken 25.07.2012. Image:Â REUTERS/Aly Song. We like to make passes at hot players in glasses.
And, to be completely clear, players holding babies, wearing hats, chewing gum and/or wearing grey
tees. Weekend treated you well, Kickettes? Saturday - Manchester United's Nani "let" his fiancee,
Daniella Martins, drive his Lambo without his supervision and The Sun [.
Hmm. Apparently we're not the only ones confused by Mario missing a nailed-on opportunity to roll
out the chicken hat. Image:Â Alex Livesey/Getty Images Europe.
Despite being voted the second best dressed man in Britain by GQ readers, you know that Mario
Balotelli is our go-to guy for 'Dressed At Gunpoint' posts.
With our penchant for crap hats and whips, you might say we're the 'Indiana Jones's' of the
fluffy football world.
With this in mind, we ventured into the depths of the Copa Libertadores last night and found
this photo of Wagner (r) being tackled/molested (depending on how loose your definition
on on-pitch discipline is) by the magnificently named Hugo Nervo.
This is the third in a series where we take off our Fulham hats, put on music-blogging hats,
and suggest a band to check out this summer. Minor apologies if you think our selections
suck.
I'm going to keep this short and simple: go listen to the latest album from this Baltimore-based
group.
This is the third in a series where we take off our Fulham hats, put on music-blogging hats,
and suggest a band to check out this summer. Minor apologies if you think our selections
suck.
I'm going to keep this short and simple: go listen to the latest album from this Baltimore-based
group.
This is the second in a series where we take off our Fulham hats, put on music-blogging
hats, and suggest a band to check out this summer. Apologies if you think our selections suck, but
we'd rather write about this than complain about our lack of forwards when it is only June
20th.
Tennis is one of those bands that you secretly enjoy but dare not tell anyone.
This is the second in a series where we take off our Fulham hats, put on music-blogging
hats, and suggest a band to check out this summer. Apologies if you think our selections suck, but
we'd rather write about this than complain about our lack of forwards when it is only June
20th.
Tennis is one of those bands that you secretly enjoy but dare not tell anyone.
This is the first in a series where we take off our Fulham hats, put on music-blogging hats,
and suggest a band to check out this summer. Apologies if you think our selections suck, but we'd
rather write about this than banal transfer rumors.
With that disclaimer said, truth be told, I'm pretty bad at reviewing music.
This is the first in a series where we take off our Fulham hats, put on music-blogging hats,
and suggest a band to check out this summer. Apologies if you think our selections suck, but we'd
rather write about this than banal transfer rumors.
With that disclaimer said, truth be told, I'm pretty bad at reviewing music.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Dr. Manhattan. More, after the jump:
Drizzy + John Tizzy + Cashley Flow
You have to tip your hat to John. I know, he gets plenty of stick- both warranted and
unwarranted. But moments like this reaffirm our unrealistic and obnoxious admiration for the
man.
I have to say it looks fantastic doesn't it. Eden Hazard has confirmed he is signing for
Chelsea, Juan Mata has been voted as player of the year based on his performances
playing behind the striker, Fernando Torres has had confirmation from the club and Roman
Abramovich personally that HE is our future now and our number one and if rumours are to be
believed, we are on the verge of signing Hulk from Porto!
Shane Smeltz stole the headlines as Perth put a strangely negative Melbourne Heart to the
sword.
Perth aren't pretty for the neutral and with Liam Miller off his game it was dire stuff. A strange
second "goal" that clearly wasn't killed the game all hats off to Smeltz for celebrating early -
did he influence the Perth-based linesman who gave a goal.
Another week is in the books for Major League Soccer. Week 9 kicks off tomorrow so it is time to
get the rankings out of the way.
A decent amount of movement this week for me. The top three remain the same while the second
tier continues to get interesting. The third tier continues to shrink though as another club
dropped to the bottom group, which is also growing like weeds.
Time to tip our hats to Chicago's Section 8 this week (something new I wanna try to start doing
each Monday, a quick highlight of a club's supporters group).
They brought the noise and the quality tifo in their home opener this past weekend. I've always
been impressed with this group in their dedication to the Fire.
A 14th minute red card for New England's Stephen McCarthy helped Sporting Kansas City ease their
way to a 3-0 win on Saturday. The scorer of Kansas City's second goal, Kei Kamara, was eager to get
express his St. Patrick's Day spirit. But since chugging a Guinness, fighting an inanimate object
and then vomiting on a stranger probably wouldn't have pleased the MLS mothership, he celebrated
his goal by doing a choreographed Riverdance with teammate C.
In which a group of Spartak Moscow fans get around to unveiling their homemade tifo against
Zenit St Petersburg a mock up of Zenit's lion mascot with a hole cut strategically in the mouth to
enable the repeated insertion of a large fleshy, phallic object of some sort.
In which a group of Spartak Moscow fans get around to unveiling their homemade tifo against
Zenit St Petersburg a mock up of Zenit's lion mascot with a hole cut strategically in the mouth to
enable the repeated insertion of a large fleshy, phallic object of some sort.
'Twas St. Patrick's Day on Saturday to be sure so it was, a day which saw Sporting KC beat New
England Revs by three goals to nothing over in MLSland, the second of which was scored by Kei
Kamara and celebrated in a truly fitting manner a Riverdance-style Irish jig, complete with
over-sized comedy Leprechaun hats.
Kammy's costume change Soccer Saturday reporter Chris Kamara took advantage of the array of winter
wear on display at QPR's match against Wolves at the weekend by wearing a different outfit each
time presenter Jeff Stelling checked in with him. Explaining his prank, Kammy said: "I jokingly
heard him tell one reporter wearing a hat [.
With Manchester City hosting a rejuvenated Chelsea side tomorrow night, we look at the games that
will decide how the rest of the season pans out. Hold onto your hats, it's going to be a busy two
months. 5. Manchester City v Chelsea 21st March Wednesday's game is certainly the first of many
hurdles [.
Just a few photos of both Manchesters' United and City going through their paces at their
respective Carrington training HQs ahead of their respective Europa League last 16 ties with
Athletic Bilbao and Sporting Lisbon respectively tomorrow at the respective times of 20:05 and
18:00 BST.
Tucked into two games. Victory and Adelaide and Brisbane v Sydney.
What treats.
Harry Kewell turned back the clock with a wonderful performance, again. If Archie or Danny could
have finished one or two of their Harry inspired chances Victory would have won.
I realize this has been around for a while and has likely made the rounds, but it cracked me up.
The sad part is many youth soccer coaches have had to deal with what is said in this video, and it
can be impossible trying to get parents to understand why winning is not important when they're 10
years old.
It's been an exciting past few months for those of us who write for SB Nation as we've been
keeping quite a big secret under our hats. It shouldn't come as a surprise that our current design
is a bit dated, to say the least, and as of today we can officially unveil that this tired old
design won't be around for too much longer.
Luke and Pedro break down the weekend's MLS action, including the eight and seven goal matches that
put teams on and off the map. Teal Bunbury is out of the season with a torn ACL. Alan Gordon
continues to score and is Dempsey doing the right thing? Trevor Hayward, producer of NASN.TV joins
Pedro to discuss just what he does behind the scenes for American soccer and how his work has been
changing since NASN.
That is how many times, and over how long a period of time, the U.S. Men's National Team had
traveled south of the border looking for a win against Mexico. Twenty four times they tried and 24
times they failed to win, and 23 of those times they lost.
Like most Arsenal fans, I expect, I wasn't naïve enough to anticipate a serene run of victories
that would enable us to sail through to the end of the season unhindered. I expected a blip, but I
didn't really expect that blip yesterday. Maybe the players didn't, either, and therein lies the
rub.
Reports suggesting former Muang Thong United player coach Robbie Fowler is having trials with
English team Blackpool. I have no idea what they call the league Blackpool are in, in my day as it
was the second tier it was called Division 2.
If he does go ahead and move to the north west coast of England famous for sticks of rock, kiss me
quick hats and women from Hartlepool on a hen night then can we expect Muang Thong fans to travel
over for a game and chant 'You'll Never Play For Muang Thong'!
The latest beneficiary of PUT's desperate and shameless self-promotion has been chosen!  Using
a super high-speed computer, a series of complex algorithms, some chicken organs and a reasonably
priced Oracle-for-hire, we came to our ultimate conclusion: that we should just put the names in a
hat. Having no hats, we put the names into a pair of chinos, the wearer of which was surprised
but very accomodating as we groped around his lovin' parts and pulled the name of.
Puyol and Pique are the hairy pair that play at the back for Barca and, asÂ
you're already well aware, 'We Are Our Mountains' is a huge monument hewn from
volcanic rock in the Stepanakert region of Northern Armenia.
Mirror: Why the FA's record means they can't be smug about Suarez and
racism
Having been immersed in the goings-on at Anfield and the Old Bailey over the past few weeks, it
feels as though the only word left in our vocabulary is "racism." Thankfully, if reluctantly,
Liverpool decided against appealing Luis Suarez's ban, choosing to lay aside their grievances and
limit further damage to the club's reputation.
