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Arsenal

Olivier Giroud ‘begged’ for threesome with Arsenal team-mate and ‘sexy brunette’

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Arsenal striker Olivier Giroud begged a 'sexy brunette' to have a threesome with him and a team-mate, according to The Sun. The French star, who has been dogged by revelations about his personal life in recent weeks, is said to have asked the woman to 'romp' with him and a fellow Gunners player ahead of [.

Arsenal’s Olivier Giroud: ‘I did not commit adultery’

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Ultimate precision with respect to my apologies...Yes I made a mistake but not I have not committed adultery! Things are clear... Olivier Giroud (@_OlivierGiroud_) February 18, 2014 Arsenal striker Olivier Giroud says he made a "precision" apology after taking a model back to the team hotel hours before a game.

Hard Tackle: What is Nicklas Bendtner up to on the Arsenal bench?

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Nicklas Bendtner has been called some names by Arsenal supporters in recent seasons, and it appears at least one of them is accurate.

Photo: Arsenal branded condoms

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Arsenal condoms, because Ramsey can't be the only guy to score. pic.twitter.com/PdamWm4YKe Big Friendly German (@ZineAFC) January 9, 2014 This photo of a pack of Arsenal condoms is doing the rounds this morning. While it is probably safe to assume that these are produced outside the realms of officially sanctioned club merchandise, they've still [.

Photo: Arsenal’s Santi Cazorla and Bacary Sagna in awkward goal celebration

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Bacary Sagna informs Santi Cazorla that while he was out injured, he must have missed the memo about how Arsenal goalscorers are now rewarded for their efforts. The Spanish playmaker was shoved into a compromising position by his team-mate after opening the scoring against Liverpool at the weekend.

Arsenal star Jack Wilshere says photos of Gonzalo Higuain’s wife will get pinned to the wall

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Photos of Gonzola Higuain's actress wife are destined for the walls of Arsenal's dressing room if the Real Madrid striker completes his move to the club. That's according to Gunners midfielder Jack Wilshere, who seemed impressed when, during a recent interview, he was shown a picture of Soledad Fandiño modelling underwear.

Hard Tackle: Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger molests himself in the dugout

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At the start of the week we brought you the hilarious GIF of Arsene Wenger struggling with the zip on his sleeping bag coat. That's now been reworked to show something considerably more repulsive. Via RedCafe

Hard Tackle: Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger exposes himself against Liverpool

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It's been a while since Arsene Wenger was the toast of Arsenal fans. So long, in fact, that he's forgotten how to celebrate big wins gracefully. It's understandable then that yesterday's 0-2 victory over Liverpool caught him off guard. He marked the result by letting it hang out at Anfield.


Liverpool

Sex and the City star Kim Cattrall jealous that Liverpool physio gets to touch Steven Gerrard’s bum

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This makes me jealous. I've met Steven a few times but sadly never got THIS close. @LFC @SensitiveSkinTV pic.twitter.com/q7KUh3bHGE Kim Cattrall (@KimCattrall) January 30, 2014 Actress Kim Cattrall has been lusting after Steven Gerrard's backside on Twitter. The Sex and the City star posted a photo that appeared to show Liverpool physio Chris Morgan [.

Innuendo bingo with Aston Villa striker Andreas Weimann

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With their excellent combination play against Liverpool, Aston Villa strikeforce Andreas Weimann and Christian Benteke looked like a Premier League partnership to rival Dwight Yorke and Andy Cole. And it seems that there is definitely similarities in the respective relationships. After the match, Weimann was asked by Match of the Day whether he enjoyed playing [.

Hard Tackle: Manchester City’s Aleksandar Kolarov tries to win favour with ref Andre Marriner

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Manchester City boss Roberto Mancini has told his troops that they have to go the extra mile if they want to stay at the top, and left-back Aleksandar Kolarov has certainly taken heed of that. The Serbian defender was caught in a compromising position with referee Andre Marriner during yesterday's 2-2 draw with Liverpool.

Videos

Video: Sunderland’s Craig Gardner booked for yanking Man Utd youngster Adnan Januzaj’s penis

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We all know that tugging an opponent back is an automatic yellow card, but you have to feel that offence is more serious depending on what part of their anatomy you're using to hinder their movement. Sunderland midfielder Craig Gardner picked up a booking in last night's Capital One Cup semi-final win over Manchester United [.

Video: Another rude hand gesture on BT Sport. This time from Raphael Honigstein

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BT Sport have broadcast a second naughty hand gesture in the space of two days. And again one of their studio pundits was to blame. Following David Ginola's efforts yesterday, German football pundit Raphael Honigstein did exactly the same this evening in a strange sort of tribute to Ginola. Honigstein was offered the chance to [.

Video: Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s post-match bikini posing

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When you're Zlatan Ibrahimovic, enormous levels of self-confidence come with the territory. Still, wandering round a football pitch in what appears to be a bikini is brave even by the Swedish striker's standards. This video comes from PSG's friendly against Real Madrid. After the final whistle, Zlatan stripped down to a heart rate monitor and [.

Andy Townsend commentates as West Ham midfielder Gary O’Neil “hand relieves all the pressure”

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Gary O'Neil does his best to ensure West Ham's FA Cup third round replay at Manchester United has a happy ending. At least in the world of ITV co-commentator Andy Townsend.

Hard Tackle: Iker Casillas pinches Ronaldo’s bum on the Ballon D’Or red carpet

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Update: It's regular old Ronaldo's bum, not Cristiano Ronaldo's. Spain keeper Iker Casillas treated himself to a sneaky fondle of his former Real Madrid team-mate's backside as Ronaldo posed for photos and interviews on the red carpet at the Ballon D'Or awards ceremony. Via 101GG

Manchester United

Man Utd star Wayne Rooney ‘didn’t sleep with granny hooker’

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Tierney, in statement to court, said Wayne Rooney visited massage parlour with friends before returning alone #hacking David Brown (@DavidhBrown) November 12, 2013 Wayne Rooney did not have sex with a grandmother who worked at Diva's massage parlour in Liverpool, a court has heard. Allegations that the England international had slept with prostitute Patricia [.

Robin Van Persie gets intimate with a cameraman (QPR vs Manchester United)

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Robin Van Persie was subbed off with an injury in the first-half of Manchester United's match against QPR this afternoon. The Dutchman had been struggled since tumbling into a cameraman's pit during the build-up to Rafael's goal. None of the footage we've seen so far captures Van Persie's fall, although one replay of the goal [.

Newcastle United

Photo: Newcastle’s Yohan Cabaye strips down to his pink boxers for Sky cameras

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Newcastle midfielder Yohan Cabaye was filmed stripping down to pink floral boxers in front of Sky Sports cameras and some children ahead of last night's game against Manchester City. Magpies boss Alan Pardew made the unusual decision of allowing TV cameras into the dressing room before the match. Among the most intimate details [.

Newcastle legend Faustino Asprilla offered one-film deal by ‘adult movie’ company

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Faustino Asprilla is currently embroiled in one of football's more colourful contract sagas. An adult entertainment company is, erm, tapping him up to be their star signing. Santa Latina wants the former Newcastle striker to agree a one-film deal with them and is willing to pay him £6,500 for his troubles.

Oddballs

NEC Nijmegen players get bikini car wash for winning man of the match

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Dutch side NEC Nijmegen is offering its players a bikini car wash if they win a man of the match award. Shunning the traditional bottle of champagne, NEC's hierarchy seem to believe that the prospect of getting their motor scrubbed by scantily clad ladies is the most effective way of getting the best possible performances [.

Photo: Norway’s Elise Thornes tweets a cheeky picture of an ice pack down her pants

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Tusen takk for alle henvendelse ang. dåsa mi etter reportasjen på tv2. Men me klare oss fint uten varme hender o.l pic.twitter.com/QB5QVQ7lKt Elise Thorsnes (@Etho9) June 21, 2013 Norway women's striker Elise Thornes came up with an usual way of reassuring fans that she was recovering from an intimate injury by posting a [.

Hard Tackle: Dinamo Zagreb player gets transfer listed due to wife’s sexual revelations

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The wife of Croatian footballer Dino Drpic must feel a little bit sheepish this morning, after her big mouth resulted in her husband being placed on the transfer list by Dinamo Zagreb. Nives Celzijus is her name, and she has recently written her autobiography. In the weighty tome she explained how her and her husbands [.

Greek team signs sponsorship deal with brothel

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With football teams at lower levels beginning to feel the effects of the recession, despite leagues such as the Premier League remaining wilfully ignorant, clubs are going to further and further levels in order to raise some much needed cash. Greek team Voukefala, who hail from Larissa, have perhaps gone one stage too far, however.

trophy

Former Liverpool keeper Diego Cavalieri ‘leaves wife’ for talking about naked photo of him taken by Hulk

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Ex-Liverpool goalkeeper Diego Cavalieri has reportedly left his wife after she spoke to the press about a naked picture of him. The photo was uploaded to Instagram by Cavalieri's Brazil team-mate Hulk following their Confederations Cup win. While Hulk and defender Rever posed with the trophy in the foreground, behind them Cavalieri could be seen [.

Nigerian prostitutes offer ‘a week of free sex’ if national team wins African Cup of Nations

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Nigeria's Africa Cup of Nations squad will be offered a week of free sex if they bring the trophy home. An organisation representing the country's sex workers says Chelsea star Victor Moses and his team-mates will be entitled to freebies for a week providing they win the tournament. Jessica Elvis, national secretary of the [.

GIF It

GIF It: Chelsea boss Rafa Benitez’s men with long hair fetish

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Winning a cup competition can bring out strong emotions. In the case of Chelsea interim manager Rafa Benitez, a dramatic victory in tonight's Europe League final appeared to stimulate a fetish for men with long hair. His first port of call after the final whistle was to approach Benfica manager Jorge Jesus from behind and [.

Hard Tackle: Lionel Messi entertains himself on the Barcelona bench… again

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Lots of top footballers don't make very good subs. That's true in Lionel Messi's case, but in his instance it's because he's usually captured by TV cameras in compromising positions. That was certainly true during last night's defeat to Bayern Munich, just as it was during Barca's match against PSG. Via 101GG

GIF It: Reading’s Noel Hunt practices for his photoshoot with ZOO Magazine

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With little chance of grabbing a goal during his side's 0-0 draw with Liverpool, Reading forward Noel Hunt instead decided to strike sexy poses on the pitch ahead of a photoshoot with ZOO magazine. Cheeky.

Hard Tackle: Ezequiel Lavezzi gets groped by Vicente Guaita (PSG vs Valencia)

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Valencia might have crashed out of the Champions League against PSG, but goalkeeper Vicente Guaita was not going to go back to Spain without a consolation. If playing in Europe's premier club competition was going to be cruelly snatched away, Guaita decided he would snatch at PSG star Ezequiel Lavezzi.

GIF It: The moment Swansea’s Ben Davies realised he was holding his penis on live television

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One minute you're in a bit of a team huddle surrounded by your mates, the next you're suddenly standing alone in front of a TV camera holding your nose and holding your penis. That's how Swansea left-back Ben Davies celebrated his side's Capital One Cup victory over Bradford. Upon realising that he was on television [.

GIF It: Wayne Rooney slaps Phil Neville in the balls (Manchester United 2-0 Everton)

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Wayne Rooney and Phil Neville got a bit touchy-feely during yesterday's match between Manchester United and Everton. The United striker celebrated playing against his former club by giving Neville a tap to the genitals. The Toffees skipper, also playing against his old club, responded almost simultaneously by touching Rooney's backside.

Everton

Everton manager David Moyes ready to take his relationship with Sunderland boss Paolo Di Canio to the next level

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Everton manager David Moyes appeared to hint that he's ready to become increasingly intimate with Sunderland counterpart Paolo Di Canio. Moyes was caught off-guard by some surprise physical contact from the Italian ahead of Saturday's match at the Stadium of Light. The Toffees boss appeared to hint that he was impressed by Di Canio's hugging [.

Hard Tackle: Tim Howard wows the ladies in Everton’s ’12 Shades of Blue’ calendar

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Everton players have got into the spirit of things by bareing almost all for a new calendar created by the club to raise money for the club's official charity Everton in the Community. The good cause is 25 years old, and the players wanted to mark the occasion by doing something special to raise funds.

The Rest

Photo: West Ham striker Andy Carroll jokes about his package

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Over the moon to be back as you can see!! #Package pic.twitter.com/KXR0sBwIlu Andy Carroll (@AndyTCarroll) January 12, 2014 It looks like the Capital One Cup second leg against Manchester City isn't the only semi at West Ham. Striker Andy Carroll has been joking about a bulge in his shorts visible as he celebrated the [.

Photo: Spurs underwear lover Jan Vertonghen makes West Ham’s Ravel Morrison his latest victm

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Spurs defender Jan Vertonghen has attempted to steal another opponent's shorts. The Belgian hit the headlines last month when he revealed Aston Villa striker Nicklas Helenius' underwear to the world during a Capital One Cup tie. Having somehow avoided conceding a penalty on that occasion, Vertonghen has clearly decided that it's quite an effective tool [.

Chelsea midfielder John Obi Mikel eyes up girl in a bikini during interview

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John Obi Mikel struggled to stick to his media duties in a recent interview in Brazil during the Confederations Cup. The Chelsea midfielder, linked with a move away from the club this summer, appeared to be distracted by a bikini-clad woman walking past him during the interview. Screengrabs from the TV interview show the Nigeria [.

Zlat Attack: Ibrahimovic sent off for flying kick on goalkeeper

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Now I am clearly biased because I consider Zlatan to be a God amongst mere mortals, but is the big man not a little unlucky to be sent off for this kick on the St Etienne goalkeeper? In PSG's 2-0 defeat to St Etienne at home Ibrahimovic was red carded for a kick on goalkeeper [...]


Hard Tackle: Chris Gunter, Lewis Price and Eduardo share an intimate moment (Croatia vs Wales)

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Croatia and Wales gave a whole new meaning to goalmouth scramble during this evening's World Cup qualifier.


Hard Tackle: Zlatan Ibrahimovic appreciates his own goal

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We all know that Zlatan Ibrahimovic has a very high opinion of himself, but there was evidence on Tuesday night that he had taken this a little to far. After scoring the opening goal in PSG's 4-1 home win in the Champions League, Zlatan celebrated by looking mean, moody and horny. He made it obvious [.