A Very happy 35th Birthday to Paul Scholes

While he looks like funnyman Simon Pegg, Scholes has been anything but a joke to United's opponents. With ridiculous passing that tears through defenses all the while making it look simple, a niche for shooting long range rockets into the back of the net, and a surly temper (75 bookings in the EPL, 24 in UEFA CL play), Paul Scholes has wrecked havoc on any pitch he steps on.

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1. Happy Birthday Palermo
2. Is this Zidane with allergies?
3. The wake of United fans.
4. Streakin!
5. Holy shirt Pep.
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In keeping with tradition, BigFourZa wishes the newest addition to the Rooney family a very Happy Birthday! This counts as a birthday right? THE birthday in fact.

No, you're not allowed to photograph the baby within 52 minutes

Though, it's a slight misnomer to name him Kai Wayne Rooney.

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First of all, a big happy birthday to Arsene Wenger who has reached the big 6-0. I hope he enjoys his glass of red tonight.

There is some team news ahead of our game on Sunday, Fabianski and Nasri made good comebacks the other night in the reserves but Sunday comes too early for them, Denilson should be back in four weeks and Djourou is out until March at least.

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I wasn't going to do a blog today, I am in stinking form which I know is the height of bad manners on this, the birthday of Arsenal's saviour. I'd go into why I'm in bad form but then that would probably just make my mood worse, so let's crack on and see where this ends up. If you're feeling suicidal in anyway, I'd suggest reading something else.

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Some excitement at last. Damn this bloody International Break!

BigFourZa wishes our newest partner a very Happy Birthday!

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Think about those words for a second. Putting aside the grammatically incorrect double negative, it's a remarkable concept. Compare it with with Woody Allen, who, in Annie Hall, said that life was "full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly."

Better still, compare it with Thoreau, who wrote that "the mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them.

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Last night on the 26th minute Islanders' Domenic Mediate scored a 'golazo' that silenced shocked the crowd, as well as many of his critics, as the Islanders took a 1-0 lead at Ricardo Saprissa stadium in San Jose, Costa Rica.

But that lead was not to last, as Saprissa came back 9 minutes later on a goal by birthday boy Armando Alonso (26 years old, happy birthday!

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Steven Cohen contacted me via e-mail yesterday afternoon and requested I post the entire e-mail chain between he and Tony that included the comment about his wife's birthday. I'm going to post it, per Steven's request, because however you feel about Cohen and even if you don't feel he deserves it, everyone should be able defend themselves and tell their side of the story. Click to continue reading...

(This is a long one, gang. Say I warned you not, do not.)
A few weeks ago, I said that Steven Cohen's claims of intimidation were completely frivolous and fanciful. I said he was only making those claims in order to engender sympathy from the misinformed and/or gullible. I said if there really were this kind of threats, anything resembling this kind of horrible behavior, it would be a matter for law enforcement. Click to continue reading...

Showdown Sunday alright and Richard's Bok SAF can look back on a job well done, collecting a crucial three points in a feisty affair at Tampines Stadium.
And yet it could have been so different had Aliff been able to convert Noh Alam Shah's cross while the score was still scoreless. But Tampines were made to pay for that miss and also a night when their delivery into the box was too poor too often. Click to continue reading...

It's all my fault!

[cheesy intro] My name's Andy and I support Liverpool.

This is short and sweet but I thought I'd share it with you all.

It all started when I had a call from a mobile number I didn't recognise about an hour ago from a very friendly chap who identified himself as Alan Brown from Liverpool Football Club.

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6 foot 6 inch EPL legend Nwanko Kanu is celebrating his 33rd birthday today by signing a new one year deal to stay at Portsmouth.
Pompey, clearly a club in transition - have lost both strikers Jermain Defoe and Peter Crouch to Tottenham in the past year.
Will Kanu (5.5M in the Fantasy Premier League game) step up and fill the void? Click to continue reading...

It doesn't get any better than this:

Happy Birthday to Me and Jason Garey...
Today along with Jason Garey from the Columbus Crew celebrate our birthdays. Last night the Crew returned the favor to Real Salt Lake by wining 3-1. Yes when the Crew was there at the start of the season it was 4-1 in RSL favor.

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Today at my soccer camp in Mandeville, Louisiana one of my players, Christopher Pierson, celebrated his 7th birthday! Happy Birthday buddy!!

His Mom was so cool to bring a cookie cake for everyone! Plus she had the cake design people write my slogan "Believe in it" on it!! So COOL!

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Yes, the sunis actually out and mot a cloud to be seen. HOORAY!

And yes, the Breakers lost 1-0 to FC Sky Blue yesterday on the strength of a Heather O'Reilly corner kick that bent into the Breakers' net in the 6th minute. Sounds like there were other good chances for both teams, but that early score held through the end of the match.

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Remember my friend Sandy?
He has been by my side throughout my journey learning about football.
Yesterday he reached 70.
Bless his heart.
He is our very own office Alex Ferguson.
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Happy Birthday Freddy!
May the rest of 2009 and all of 2010 be a great one!
Check out the guns on that kid! Click to continue reading...

It's Andrey Arshavin's 28th Birthday today. Everyone at Gooner Talk would like to wish the Russian playmaker a fantastic Happy Birthday and I think I speak for everyone when I say we can't wait to see you back in action this pre-season. There wouldn't be an Arshavin article without showing a goal of his, [. Click to continue reading...

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Happy birthday to Patrice Evra (Manchester United/French NT)!

He's one of our favourite pocket-sized cuties, and he turns 28 today.

Have a good one, Patrice! In your honour we'll be eating French pastries and drinking champagne.

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Well come on, you didn't expect us to use a photo that involved clothes, did you?

Happy birthday to Patrice Evra (Manchester United/French NT)!

He's one of our favourite pocket-sized cuties, and he turns 28 today.

Have a good one, Patrice! In your honour we'll be eating French pastries and drinking champagne.

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Ana Vidic arrives at Old Trafford to watch Manchester United v Arsenal in the Champions League semi-finals first leg.

First leg down, one more to go. Here's a few random observations on last night's game:

-As was expected, Nemanja Vidic continued his reign of being the sexiest robot on UK shores.

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Ana Vidic arrives at Old Trafford to watch Manchester United v Arsenal in the Champions League semi-finals first leg.

First leg down, one more to go. Here's a few random observations on last night's game:

-As was expected, Nemanja Vidic continued his reign of being the sexiest robot on UK shores.

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SAMUEL ETO´O is a reader of SFS, or that is what is rumoured :) SFS wishes to give the man a Happy Birthday shout as he turns 28 years of age today. The current leading Spanish League goalscorer - ... Read all the news, results, details & comments in English on Spanish Football & Sports Click to continue reading...