You may member an indoor soccer team called the Phoenix Monsoon (the one that listed me as its play-by-play announcer despite not actually, you know, consummating a deal with me). This was its maiden season in the PASL, and they had big plans for it. Well, the original owner was out before Christmas and the new owners have changed the name of the team to the Arizona Storm.

Sadly, this isn't makeup it's Klaas' broken nose. Tragically, it happened on November 3rd, days late for Halloween and the most frightening natural makeup this side of Tevez's goal celebrations.

Of course he also has a custom mask which looks to be made of leather with a snoutish nose and is emblazoned with Hunter across the forehead, making this easily the best accidental after-the-fact Halloween ensemble in the history of goal poachers for the Dutch national team who also once played for De Graafschap.

Taking Mo-vember to new depths, late night cabs and a 4-3 thriller

Matt Lawrence has played for seven league clubs including Fulham, Crystal Palace and Millwall, for whom he appeared in the 2004 FA Cup final during his 16-year career. Now with League Two Gillingham, his diary will appear on MirrorFootball every Monday.

By Alan Duffy

'Tis only just gone Halloween and already the corporate marketing types at Arsenal are already getting all hot under the collar over Christmas.

Here, Andrei Arshavin, Tomas Rosicky et al appear in an "hilarious" video, the undoubted highlight of which is the appearance of Gunners legend Charlie George, who proceeds to steal a few goodies for himself.

Oh Dear! Twiggster's Birthday double header hopes turned into a Halloween Horror Show, this week!
Just one point from six and a massive blow to our promotion hopes. Ghoulish goalkeeping saw
Leeds limp out of the play-off places after hoovering humiliation at home! Gruesome game reviews
and post games Grayson grovelling, means this show isn't very happy.

So it appears Halloween hasn't ended for Real Madrid who celebrated Cristiano's 100th goal last night with Raul Albiol aka "el Enmascarado : The Masked One" (say it in a deep voice, if you will please).

U.S. WNT defender Ali Krieger played the full 90 minutes in FFC Frankfurt's 3-0 victory over Paris Saint-Germain in the Round of 16 for the UEFA Women's Champions League this morning and now takes a commanding lead back to France for the second leg on Nov. 9, so Krieger will be a bit delayed coming into training camp in Arizona.

If it was possible to "win" Halloween, this kid ran away with it and grabbed a hat-trick & a clean sheet along the way. Simply outstanding.
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One very creative LA Galaxy fan must have gotten the thrill of their life, when Landon Donovan retweeted this. Kudos for their superior jack-o-latern carving skills. Happy Halloween from the 12th Man Blog.

Demba Ba scored a hat trick for Newcastle to beat Stoke at home.A halloween treat for the Newcastle fans as their team goes above Chelsea to claim 3rd spot.
Goals while they last.........
Stoke City - Newcastle 1:3 by FootballKing1892

Evening, everyone. It's halloween for those of that nature, and I was preparing to both trick and treat you with a 9000 word article on my favourite Thiago Motta goals with naked pictures of him every 500 word space, but I ran out of time. So instead, I've found another form of visual delights for you, courtesy of our friends at the official Juventus website, in what must be a strong candidate for the most bizarrely worded article ever written.

While everyone else with the club was busy with the Derby d'Italia this weekend (and successfully so), a few poor souls in the tech department were busy with Photoshop and some age-predicting software in the case of Andrea Pirlo. The result is some Halloween images of their frightening employees of prominence.

Those crazy kids over at TMZ managed to get their hands on pictures of Amanda Knox wearing a Seattle Sounders scarf, along with her Halloween outfit. Considering Knox has played the beautiful game, not surprising that she's pulling for the home team in the MLS playoffs (though Real Salt Lake beat them up pretty good, 3-0, this weekend).

The PC police are out in full force after the picture below surface. The Raffi Torres in blackface picture is definitely controversial. If you can't tell, Raffi Torres in black was Jay-Z for Halloween.

Personally, I think it was a great Halloween costume. Simple yet effective. Jay-Z is a celebrity and anyone who wants to dress up as Jay-Z should be allowed to do so even if blackface is required.

... In which we come to bury John Terry and wonder if Robin van Persie wore Charlie Kelly's old Nazi officer outfit on Halloween.Singing the Blues:John Terry will be 31 in December. I'll be the same age in November. Somehow it feels like Terry is double, maybe triple my age. Guess years of sleeping with teammates wives/girlfriends, having a terrible haircut, drinking, racial abuse and being a

Video: Suarez, Hazard, Ronaldo, Messi and some spooky Halloween tricks and treats!

Watch some ghoulish goals and scary skills...

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By Chris Wright

Halloween's a bust, everybody knows it. No one in their right mind would choose to spend there evening doling out Haribo to teenage scrotes in 99p masks for fear of having their premises covered in egg and toilet paper but a theme's a theme and we're going to run with it.

Video: Dirk's trick or treat

Dirk Kuyt answers a selection of scary questions for Halloween including which teammate he'd send to frighten kids and LFC TV Online subscribers can see his answers now.

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Happy Halloween from all of us at A Football Report!

What better indication of the very last glimmer of summer departing is there than kids dressing up as monsters ready to pillage all your sweets when sunset arrives? Nevertheless, the ambiance of autumn is in full swing and, thankfully, the football never stops.

Happy Halloween from all of us at A Football Report!

What better indication of the very last glimmer of summer departing is there than kids dressing up as monsters ready to pillage all your sweets when sunset arrives? Nevertheless, the ambiance of autumn is in full swing and, thankfully, the football never stops.

The first thing Andrea Pirlo must've said when he saw that bizzare photo above was : "è che un lupo mannaro con meno capelli?!" (is that a werewolf with lesser hair?). What else is this Halloween Juventus extravaganza supposed to be about, if doesn't involve their own coach, Antonio Conte, dressed up in a Count Dracula suit?

My mama always told me that the older brother sets the example for the younger brother. Glenn Gronkowski proved my mama right with his latest tweet. Check out the Glenn Gronkowski picture below in which he decides to dress up like his brother for Halloween.

As you've probably heard by now, Rob Gronkowski apologized for posing with a porn star.

It's Halloween weekend and FC Tokyo's mascot, Tokyo Dorompa (seen above) dressed to the theme at a J-League match two days ago. Vale vale vale, the outfit looks like it was put together in less than 10 minutes, but you know Dorompa wanted all the attention to be on him.

Well, the good news didn't last for long. Just a day after things were looking up in terms of the NBA lockout, things took a turn for the worse. The NBA owners and NBA players couldn't agree on a BRI split and also disagreed on system issues. The result? No more talks scheduled and commissioner David Stern canceling more games.

6pm: Halloween special on LFCTV

To kick-start Halloween weekend it's a Friday Fright Night on LFC TV at 6pm where Matt Critchley will be joined in the studio by three Ghoulish guests.

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Who doesn't love a good holiday-themed gimmick column?So without the usual hemming and hawing, my quick guide to Premier League Halloween costumes, because, let's be honest tossing on an old jersey and saying you're a "soccer player" is, a little lame. You have to truly embrace it and throw yourself into the role.

Halloween special on LFCTV

To kick-start Halloween weekend it's a Friday Fright Night on LFC TV at 6pm where Matt Critchley will be joined in the studio by three Ghoulish guests.

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Welcome to the Friday Crackovia Club, where we profile the best football sketch comedy show from Catalonia (and the whole of Spain, for that matter!) As it's Halloween weekend and you're ALL dressing up as Carlos Tevez in a bullfighting matador outfit tomorrow, this won't take much of your time!

Fergie's the greatest manager... but would you go for a pint with him?

Here's a sneak preview of how I'll look on Strictly Come Dancing's Halloween special this Saturday. People have been saying for years that I'm nothing but hair and teeth and this proves they're right!

Halloween has come early for Carlos Tevez this year. He wants you to know that he will be suing the same man who gave him opportunities to gain minutes on the pitch - in that sparkly blue suit! (Photo via Revista Caras, Argentina)

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Mike Modano is known for being a talented former NHL star. But since he retired, he's turned weird. Need evidence? Check out Mike Modano as the LMFAO guy picture below.

This Mike Modano picture has him in a tiny speedo and a big afro. Honestly, it's disgusting. I could hardly look at the picture long enough to write this entry.

Image Credit: Abbey's Twitter & Danielle's Twitter.

Gone are the days of carrying around your kids' most precious moments in your back pocket or purse, Kickette boys and girls. As Abbey Crouch and Danielle Lloyd can attest, it's much more fun to capture your babies' chocolate biscuit antics as it happens.

Why would you use an idiot for an important safety messages targeted at young kids to stay safe this Halloween. Mario Balotelli is heading this serious campaign on the safety of staying safe when using fireworks this Halloween which is the most dangerous time of the year for accidents involving young kids and firework accidents, yet we use an idiot who set fire to his house after setting off fireworks in his house at the weekend to front this serious campaign, it would be like using Ryan Giggs and John Terry on a campaign on staying faithful in a Marriage for God's sake.

You'd think that a semi-naked Brek Shea would be the star of any photo, wouldn't you? Sorry, Brek. No dice in this one. Image via espn.

We found this video of Brek Shea and FC Dallas finding their inner farm boys at the bottom of the Kickette Halloween dressing up box. The shoot for Model Citizen happened just over a year ago but the tape must have been scooped up with the costumes during our attempt to hide the evidence.

Before you start sussing out the best Mancini Halloween costumes for this weekend (oh come on! don't deny it), here are a few of the best photos from yesterday's classic Manchester derby, which left a sour taste in Fergie's mouth... and Chicharito's, unfortunately.

Alan Pardew believes the next three game Newcastle will play are extremely important. John Carver and Alan Pardew supervise training Those games are at home tomorrow against Wigan Athletic, at Blackburn Rovers in the 4th round of the Carling Cup on Wednesday night, and then at Stoke City on the following Monday, which just so happens to be Halloween.

Unfortunately, Halloween hasn't come one week early and that's really Real Madrid's Kaka and Raphael Verane channeling their "If I Were Ayrton Senna, this would be my Victory Walk, braah!" look.

Los Blancos received their complimentary Audi cars (you know they'd rather get a Porsche, or in Xabi Alonso's case, a truck) at a commercial event yesterday.

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For all the dominance the Puerto Rico Islanders and the Carolina Railhawks enjoyed during the regular season, everything goes out the window once the playoffs start and both sides are in serious danger of being home in time for Halloween.

The Puerto Rico Islanders were decimated by international callups and face a difficult task in overturning a 3-1 deficit in Fort Lauderdale on Saturday.

With Halloween just around the corner and fancy dress parties a plenty, why not take the hassle out of renting costumes and check out these great deals on Great Halloween Costumes

Chelsea have never been shy about their change shirts. In previous years, their away shirts and third shirts have been some of the worst designs in the league. There was the orange and black one that looked like something from Halloween. And then...
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