Welcome to Offbeat Wednesday, where we cover the wacky side of football! Today, read about the
German National Team's bizarre new campaign, Mourinho's Carpark 'Me Time', Harry Kewell's Tennis
Day Out and Guti's Holiday!
Now now, don't get all excited! You're not looking at the latest 80′s German pop band founded
by Lothar Matthäus, but it's close to the truth.
Welcome to the Friday Crackovia Club your weekly special on the best comedy
sketch show from Spain! This week, watch as Mourinho instructs Pepe on how to make
a correct 'Live TV' apology. It's a little stab at last week's Leo Messi
hand-stepping saga which was followed by an emotionless apology from the defender.
Image via lavozlibre.com.
Tattooist Leo Millares (above left) is a man who spends too much time with his hands on
footballer flesh for our liking. His latest work, posted on Twitter before the ink had even dried,
is a set of replica pooch prints on the tummies of Guti and his lady love Romina Belluscio.
The Stomp Seen 'Round the World has taken front and center in the post-Clasico landscape, of
course, and hanging on the fringes is one Wayne Rooney, who saw fit to call Pepe an idiot while
Tweetering during the game last evening. This prompted a response from Guti, who's got nothing
better to do because he's busy not playing football somewhere.
Welcome to Offbeat Wednesday, where we cover the wacky side of football! Today, read about the
Rooneys' mismatched outfits, Guti's bizarre return to Real Madrid, Mario Balotelli's ride and
Irina Shayk's "cam-whoring" tendencies. All in a day's work, it seems!
It's Wayne's World.
By Chris Wright
So, Guti (along with his lovely lady WAG Romina Belluschio) attended the premiere of the latest
Mission Impossible film in Madrid last night with an alarming smattering of facial growth affixed
to his chinny chin chin...
Ahem. I'll just leave this here.
VietNamNet Bridge – Big spenders Ninh Binh are hoping to sign footballing superstars including
Rivaldo and Guti ahead of the upcoming season.
"After the 2011 season, the managers were looking to improve our squad for next year. Ninh Binh
look forward to signing stars such as Rivaldo and Guti to play in the V-League," said Pham Van Le,
head of the Ninh Binh Football Delegation.
Well, well, if it isn't the Friday Crackovia Club again! This week, the Barca
team discusses just what happened in their shocking 0-1 loss to Getafe. And the verdict? It's
Milito's virus! What on Earth...
Meanwhile, here's the real Guti vs the fake one (PIM PAM!
Bom dia amigos! And what do we have here today? Escândalo from
the mouth of Brazil's most-loved grandpa, Pele, of course! The legend, the "best
player in the last century", and the only man capable of talking about himself for a total of
2 hours and 40 minutes, has done it again!
Robbie Rogers. A little too much garment-age for our liking, but we're working on it. Image via
kckrs.com.
We love writing for you guys. It doesn't matter whether we're waffling on about racism in
football, Fabio Capello's surprisingly attractive ab situ or certain people's unmentionable hair,
you always have something to contribute.
Welcome to Offbeat Wednesday, where we round up the wacky stories in football for you! This week,
read about Sara Carbonero's thoughts on her man Iker Casillas, Carlos Tevez goes home & Balotelli's
£400 000 toilet damaging fees and more!
As you may know, IkerBonero went on a holiday to Rome last week and were
snapped arriving at Madrid's Barajas airport looking every bit like the
holidaymakers they are!
THE FRIDAY CRACKOVIA CLUB
It's the first weekend of November, and Friday has come rollin'! Time for you to get a
dose of the best sketch comedy show in Barcelona...Crackovia! Pau
Escribano and his team of producers and actors have done it again this week, with
Pep Guardiola (seen above) getting annoyed at the trio of Puyol, Pique and
Fabregas (the 'moc moc' clan) for their Twitter addiction in the dressing
room.
Every Wednesday, we round up some of the wackiest stories in the football world! Today, read about
Shakira and Pique's relationship, Kai Rooney's premium ride and Guti!
Ah, Mexican tabloids, what would the tías of the world
do without your scandals?
Pep Guardiola received the "Golden Medal of the Parliament of
Catalonia" for his contribution to sports last night, a fantastic honour for the
Barca boss! And of course, like a true professional, he attributed his success to the people around
him.
Royston Drenthe has expressed his excitement at joining Everton on loan by launching an
astonishing attack on Real Madrid, where is contract will expire at the end of this season.
Although the Dutchman insists he learned a lot during his time in La Liga, he firmly believes
that the club has declined in recent years.
Royston Drenthe has expressed his excitement at joining Everton on loan by launching an
astonishing attack on Real Madrid, where is contract will expire at the end of this season.
Although the Dutchman insists he learned a lot during his time in La Liga, he firmly believes
that the club has declined in recent years.
Everybody!!! be at peace now. Guti will not be returning to Real Madrid ever. At least as a player
he would not and I wish he does not come in the form of a coach or an adviser either. Guti has
indicated that he has no desire to return to Real Madrid and wants to [...]
Everyone in Madrid came out to paint the town red (or in Guti's case, lime
green) over the weekend to see Shakira 'live' in concert. Sara
Carbonero flew back from South Africa where she was doing a documentary on Spain's World
Cup victory one year on (with Iker Casillas, no less) to see the Colombian star.
In case you forgot these 'has-beens', here's a recent photo of Guti and Simao with their
Besiktas teammate, celebrating their Turkish Cup victory... fish style! / via 'KidLoli' on
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Good Evening! Just a few thing to touch upon here in Red Bulls land, before tomorrow's massive tilt
against Sporting KC.
So who's that pictured above, with the brand spanking new Red Bulls bage tatoo? Why, that's the
legendary You Suck Corrales of course. The man did state several times, during the epic DC trip
last week, that he would get the badge tatoo if the Red Bulls won by a significant scoreline and if
Thierry Henry scored.
Coincidiendo con su fichaje por la
Ser,
José María Gutiérrez, 'Guti', se ha
convertido en uno de los últimos personajes deportivos que se hace con una
cuenta en
Twitter, aunque su falta de destreza en
Internet ya está comenzando a dar mucho de qué
hablar, sobre todo después de atreverse a lanzar mensajes en un un más que básico inglés: "I
don't play tomorrow.
Looks can be deceiving, Kickettes, but make no mistake: Guti is wearing purple/blue (?)
glasses.
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It wasn't supposed to be like this for Beşiktaş.
After stealing the transfer headlines in Turkey last summer and this past winter, Beşiktaş
looked to have a team that would not only contend for the Turkish Super League title, but perhaps
win the title by a very comfortable margin. After the transfers of Hugo Almeida, Simao Sabrosa, and
the loan of Manuel Fernandes right before the second half of the season started, there was talk of
Beşiktaş possibly winning every match in the second half of the season.
By Chris Wright
Despite only entering the fray in the 84th minute, Emmanuel Adebayor instantly endeared himself
to the Real Madrid support by thudding home a clinical volley on his Bernabeu debut notching the
landmark 5000th home goal scored by the prestigious club (Jose Giralt scored the first back in
1903)
in the process.
