Patrice Evra seems to get himself in trouble when we play Chelsea. The season before last he was involved in a fight with a member of Chelsea's groundstaff after our defeat.

There was CCTV footage of the incident and the FA conceded that this did not show Evra hitting the groundsman. The FA noted that the groundsman claimed he was hit on his right ear and that Evra is right-handed, making it impossible for him to have struck him, given they were stood squared up to each other.

Have you always dreamed of stepping onto the pitch just before a big Premier League match, seeing things from the players' perspective, feeling the buzz of the stadium, being up close and personal with your heroes as they warm up, and...preparing the pitch before kickoff and halftime? Well congratulations, weirdo, because Wolverhampton Wanderers have the contest for you:

On 26 January 2010, Wolves will take on Liverpool at Molineux.

Morning all!
My football match was called off due to adverse weather conditions. Apparently it's too wet. The groundsman may have a point, I'm sure I just saw Noah go past my bedroom window. Now my problem is that football on a Sunday is one of a number of physical activities in my week. The others being getting pissed and drinking from dog-bowls.