The Offside 05 November @ 06:00 AM EST
This clip really needs little introduction: The England female team*, a team which is miles more
attractive than the male side (even more so than the strike duo of Crouchy and Rooney, contrary to
popular belief), strips off their kits after a practice and hops into a soapy hot tub in bikinis
with a leering camera [.
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The Offside 18 October @ 09:30 AM EST
Here are a few of the things that caught my attention over the past few weeks, none of which was
quite enough for a full post. Spotted this over on Kickette and...um... Wow. Words fail. Joy. Pure
Joy. There are videos all over the place this week of Hondurans declaring their love [...]
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The Offside 19 April @ 10:32 PM EST
Some news to read as you watch the skills of Villareal coach Manuel Pellegrini: (Spotted on 101
Great Goals) (So do you ever think about linking to something even though you know you're going to
hate yourself in the morning? This is one of those links.) Seems there is an (unsubstantiated?)
story floating around the Brazilian internets [.
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The Offside 17 January @ 05:00 PM EST
Last weekend I gave you a quick overview of our EPL blogs here at The Offside. Today I thought I'd
introduce you to some of our quirkier and more unusual blogs. First off, Football Manager Offside.
One of my favorites, and I don't even play video games. (And I'm not just [...]
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The Offside 31 December @ 04:30 PM EST
Chris and Daryl started this one out (although Daryl's was technically his "favourite"
things, which I believe is entirely different.) Now it's my turn, so here are some of the things
that made my 2008 a little brighter. MLS pairing with YouTube Finally, a league that recognizes
that video sharing is friend, not enemy.
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The Offside 30 December @ 07:01 PM EST
Year-end is the time to give thanks for videos that stay up for an entire year. (As opposed to
those taken down by video nazis who are apparently afraid that watching them might make people
become fans. Or something.) Here again are a few of those videos: As several people have pointed
out, [...
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The Offside 08 December @ 03:30 PM EST
Okay, 'fess up. Which of you got here by googling "David Beckham's [man-part]?" Except
that the search phrase wasn't actually [man-part]. It was the five-letter word that starts with
"p" and rhymes with "seen us," which I can't type here, especially above the
jump, because my husband finds it amusing that I write for [.
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The Offside 07 December @ 01:07 AM EST
[via ONTD] This is one of those posts that's going to make Chris and Daryl wake up and say,
"Oh, dear Lord, what has she done now?" What can I say? I think we need a larger female
and gay male audience. (Because I am all about the success of the blog.) Here, as [...]
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The Offside 04 December @ 11:34 AM EST
Apparently in France, when you get kidnapped and held against your will, you are tied to a chair by
a beautiful model in her underwear who swears she won't release you for your Champions League game
until your wear Puma's baby pink shoes. For some reason I don't think this is the best way [...]
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The Offside 26 October @ 06:00 PM EST
First, if you haven't taken our tattoo quiz, stop by this post, then come back here for the
answers. You guys were good at these. All of the right answers were guessed by at least one person,
except for #2. But I think Johonna figured that one out. So who did these tattoos belong to? [...]
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The Offside 28 September @ 02:30 PM EST
Men and those with sensitive stomachs may want to click out now. Still here? Okay. Don't say I
didn't warn you. This post is all about welcoming you, our dear (and especially our female) readers
to our newest blog, HABs Offside. But by way of introduction, I would like to share [...]
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The Offside 24 July @ 09:30 AM EST
Do you want to know something truly disturbing? (Before I share, I need to tell you how this got
started. You need to know this part, so you don't get the wrong idea.) I was researching the
background on yesterday's Giorgio Chinaglia mob story. And my google searches took me back to his
[...]
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The Offside 14 July @ 11:30 AM EST
I must tell you something before you watch this video. Not all of the streaking in this video is
actually streaking. Some of these people are...brace yourself...fully clothed. And even worse? Not
all of it took place at footy games. There are a couple of...of...American football games, and even
one [.
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The Offside 08 July @ 09:00 AM EST
I have an educational video for you, boys and girls. Or...well...boys. I know you've always
wondered: Where did the word "soccer" come from? No, wait. Don't tell us. You're going to
want to pretend you don't know. Because then you can allow the attractive Russian woman in the
low-cut [...]
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Okay, gents, don't say I never did anything for you. And now that I've given you this, no whining
next time I post a shirt swap photo. (And there's no actualy nudity here, but I'd recommend against
watching this at work. For what it's worth.) Oh,
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