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Selling Stuff With Chicks In A Soapy Bathtub 101

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This clip really needs little introduction: The England female team*, a team which is miles more attractive than the male side (even more so than the strike duo of Crouchy and Rooney, contrary to popular belief), strips off their kits after a practice and hops into a soapy hot tub in bikinis with a leering camera [.

Weekend Junk Pile: Unadulterated Joy in Honduras, Footballers Drip in Color, and Other Stuff I Couldn’t Pass Up

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Here are a few of the things that caught my attention over the past few weeks, none of which was quite enough for a full post. Spotted this over on Kickette and...um... Wow. Words fail. Joy. Pure Joy. There are videos all over the place this week of Hondurans declaring their love [...]

WAGs, HABs, Video Games and More: An Intro to Some of Our Quirkier Blogs

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Last weekend I gave you a quick overview of our EPL blogs here at The Offside. Today I thought I'd introduce you to some of our quirkier and more unusual blogs. First off, Football Manager Offside. One of my favorites, and I don't even play video games. (And I'm not just [...]

My Favorite Things of 2008, Part III

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Chris and Daryl started this one out (although Daryl's was technically his "favourite" things, which I believe is entirely different.) Now it's my turn, so here are some of the things that made my 2008 a little brighter. MLS pairing with YouTube Finally, a league that recognizes that video sharing is friend, not enemy.

Some More Fun Videos to Remember 2008

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Year-end is the time to give thanks for videos that stay up for an entire year. (As opposed to those taken down by video nazis who are apparently afraid that watching them might make people become fans. Or something.) Here again are a few of those videos: As several people have pointed out, [...

Offside Unleashed: Google Searches And You. And Me. And My Husband’s Christmas Party

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Okay, 'fess up. Which of you got here by googling "David Beckham's [man-part]?" Except that the search phrase wasn't actually [man-part]. It was the five-letter word that starts with "p" and rhymes with "seen us," which I can't type here, especially above the jump, because my husband finds it amusing that I write for [.

Yoann Gourcuff Strips to his Bikini Undies. The Video.

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[via ONTD] This is one of those posts that's going to make Chris and Daryl wake up and say, "Oh, dear Lord, what has she done now?" What can I say? I think we need a larger female and gay male audience. (Because I am all about the success of the blog.) Here, as [...]

In France, Hostages Apparently Get Detained by Beautiful Women in Their Underwear

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Apparently in France, when you get kidnapped and held against your will, you are tied to a chair by a beautiful model in her underwear who swears she won't release you for your Champions League game until your wear Puma's baby pink shoes. For some reason I don't think this is the best way [...]

Weekend Quiz Answers: Whose Tattoos Were Whose?

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First, if you haven't taken our tattoo quiz, stop by this post, then come back here for the answers. You guys were good at these. All of the right answers were guessed by at least one person, except for #2. But I think Johonna figured that one out. So who did these tattoos belong to? [...]

On Hot Players, HABs Offside, and Luis Figo’s Potato

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Men and those with sensitive stomachs may want to click out now. Still here? Okay. Don't say I didn't warn you. This post is all about welcoming you, our dear (and especially our female) readers to our newest blog, HABs Offside. But by way of introduction, I would like to share [...]

Did You Know that Shep Messing Once Posed for a Nude Magazine Spread?

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Do you want to know something truly disturbing? (Before I share, I need to tell you how this got started. You need to know this part, so you don't get the wrong idea.) I was researching the background on yesterday's Giorgio Chinaglia mob story. And my google searches took me back to his [...]

A Streaking Video Filled With (Fuzzy) Gratuitous Nudity

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I must tell you something before you watch this video. Not all of the streaking in this video is actually streaking. Some of these people are...brace yourself...fully clothed. And even worse? Not all of it took place at footy games. There are a couple of...of...American football games, and even one [.

Video: Hot Russian Babe Discusses the Origins of the Word “Soccer”

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I have an educational video for you, boys and girls. Or...well...boys. I know you've always wondered: Where did the word "soccer" come from? No, wait. Don't tell us. You're going to want to pretend you don't know. Because then you can allow the attractive Russian woman in the low-cut [...]

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Nothing Says World Cup Like Gratuitous Nudity

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No sooner than the football takes hold of our hearts and minds, the traveling art of the World Cup, the ladies, will garner attention from another area of the body...the eyes, obviously. This makes the day Sweden was knocked out of World Cup contention the saddest day in recent football history, yet we shall trudge on, fighting the good fight perhaps the easiest fight of them all.

Weekend Dose 04.19.09

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Some news to read as you watch the skills of Villareal coach Manuel Pellegrini: (Spotted on 101 Great Goals) (So do you ever think about linking to something even though you know you're going to hate yourself in the morning? This is one of those links.) Seems there is an (unsubstantiated?) story floating around the Brazilian internets [.

Babes in Maillots. This One's for the Guys.

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Okay, gents, don't say I never did anything for you. And now that I've given you this, no whining next time I post a shirt swap photo. (And there's no actualy nudity here, but I'd recommend against watching this at work. For what it's worth.) Oh,