Here's photo of Russell Simmons and Maxwell in one of the skyboxes at the All Star game and it pretty much sums up the scene in the suite level last night at Red Bull Arena: moneyed people much more famous than you or I with Blackberries and wine glasses at the ready. Oh and models. Lots of models.

So another week begins and the players have returned from the Asian Tour. Time to catch up with friends, family, and in Jack Wilshere's case, something called Gossip Girl. I'm pretty sure I don't ever want to watch that. Unless it's girls gossiping about the ways in which they would flay John Terry before rolling him in salt.

Well, what do we have here, Kickettes? Christian Vieri's (ex?)girlfriend, Melissa Satta, disembarking from a private plane in Italy yesterday. No biggie.

Then, rather suddenly, we got the wind knocked out of our already lethargic lungs when we instantly recognised the famous face of her travel partner: Leonardo DiCaprio.