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‘Confected Outrage From My Enemies In The North-West’ – Kelvin MacKenzie Has Another Dig At Liverpool While Defending His Ross Barkley Hatchet Job

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Less than two weeks after being suspended by The Sun over an unprovoked hatchet job in which he called Ross Barkley "the dimmest footballer" in England before comparing him to "a gorilla in a zoo", Kelvin MacKenzie hasdone it again.

The column receives hundreds of complaints, withMerseyside Police treating it as a racist attack due to Barkley's Nigerian heritage.

The Sun apologises to Barkley over column

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London (AFP) – Everton star Ross Barkley received an apology from The Sun tabloid newspaper on Saturday over a column that made “unfavourable comparisons” to a gorilla.

The newspaper printed the apology and said it had not been aware that the England midfielder’s grandfather was from Nigeria.

Haiti

End Of Year Parties: ECS, Gorilla FC, North End Faithful Have Big Plans

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As you know, Sounder at Heart does not have any official supporters' group affiliation. We do, however, consider ourselves friends of most of them. If you'd like to know any of them better, we highly recommend that you attend one of their two end-of-year parties. As it turns out, Kasey Keller is scheduled to be at both of them.

Supporter for a Day - My day with Gorilla FC

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This was from the season opener, but you get the idea...

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There's a nasty rumor going around that cussing is not allowed in the Gorilla FC supporter's section.

Videos

Hope Solo & Steve ‘Part Gorilla, Part Leopard’ Nash Square Off On FIFA 12 (Video)

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By Chris Wright

With the 30th September release date crowning on the horizon, the FIFA 12 Hype Machine is ramped all the way up to eleven at the moment and the EA virals are coming thick and fast the lastest seeing Hope Solo squaring off against Steve 'kinda like a gorilla and a leopard' Nash in a duel to the death game of pixel-based football.

See, Here's the Thing Chivas USA...

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The thing is the goat is creepy. He's got that aggro-perv smile going while two comely cheerleaders in hotpants & knee socks stand beside him with their forced smiles that suggest that there is a gun pointed at them on the other side of the camera. And he's got a sixpack. Why does a goat have totally ripped-up, "gorilla juicehead" abs?

Major League Soccer

Landon Donovan: Do You Miss Him?

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No, you're not having ice cream with sprinkles until after the game. M'kay? Image: Getty Images/Daylife.

Kickettes? It has become evident in recent weeks that we are not paying enough attention to Landon Donovan. The LA Galaxy and USMNT midfielder tends to be overshadowed by his prettier and taller (see above) team mates and in lieu of having anything newsworthy to write about, we have decided that we must immediately conduct an investigation into Landon's recent activities to find out whether we've missed anything particularly manly or interesting.

RSL Going For History

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Real Salt Lake can make history.
With a series win over Monterrey in the CONCACAF Champions League final, Real Salt Lake would become the first MLS team to compete in the FIFA Club World Cup, and would be the first MLS team to win a CONCACAF title since the tournament went to a home-and-away format in 2002.

AFTER 90: The sound of (almost) silence

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Maybe all the cheering distracted them until now?
TORONTO FC 2 - COLUMBUS CREW 2

As part of the supporter's tapestry which makes up BMO Field's atmosphere, The Yorkies decided to give respect to all of the groups and individuals who tried valiantly (most of the time) to protest silently today against ML$E.

World Cup

Talking about math, rest deficits and today's big WWC semifinal

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The big brains behind the Freakonomics franchise have taught us a couple of important lessons about life. One is this: sometimes the events in our world can be reduced to simple math.

That's why I'm a bit skittish about the U.S. chances today against France today at Borussia Park.

US World Cup Coverage: Alexi Lalas and John Harkes the Commentating Equivalent of Laurel and Hardy

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COS contributor Aaron Chewning takes a look at the manner in which the World Cup is being covered Stateside and Landon Donovan can't believe just how much the coverage stinks.

Think Argentina will lift the World Cup? Bet with Betfair and get £25 free!

Quality CaughtOffside World Cup T-Shirts Available

Football (from now on I'm going to get in to character and call it
Soccer) is growing in America.

Seattle Sounders

Seattle Sounders Show Fort Solidarity

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Seattle Sounders Show Fort Solidarity

Should have clipped this sooner, but the Revs next opponents in Seattle showed their own support of the Fort on Thursday. Note the banner to the right of the "Gorilla FC" tifo that says "Free the Fort." This was on national TV on Thursday.

Major Link Soccer - Destroy Houston Edition

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Happy Friday everyone. The Seattle Sounders are back in action today at the stadium formerly know as Qwest field as they attempt to stop an early slide to the 2011 season. The Houston Dynamo are not the same side that defeated the Sounders in the 2009 playoffs. The Dynamo are in a rebuilding year having brought in new players to replace those lost to contracts overseas.

Trialists and Training Camp - Different Doesn't Always Mean Better

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Some people questioned why trialists weren't included in the estimated depth chart. This was two fold, most of the trialists in camp right now I have not seen play, secondly they almost certainly not going to be on the roster. Akeem Adams, Tye Perdido, Kerry Baptiste and more; we've seen dozens flow through Sounders training over the past few years.

My Day In Brougham End: Something You Have To Experience

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5 months ago: SEATTLE - JUNE 05: Fans of the Seattle Sounders FC hold signs during team introductions prior to the game against the New England Revolution on June 5, 2010 at Qwest Field in Seattle, Washington.

Your unofficial Seattle World Cup viewing guide (updated for Semifinals)

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Watching the World Cup has been like a part-time job for me, literally up to the point where I actually appreciated the days off.

Hopefully that doesn't sound like I'm burnt out or anything but the reality is that I've spent more time watching soccer in the past few weeks than I have spent watching almost any other one thing in the past year.

Getting to the Rose City

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Without a doubt, one of the greatest things about the Portland-Seattle rivalry -- and probably its key component -- is the teams' proximity.

Of course, that only makes a real difference if fans travel.

As close as Portland may be in a relative sense, three hours of one-way driving is hardly something most people want to do on a Wednesday.

3/11 Community Shield between Seattle and Portland

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People need to quit the concern, the fright, the fear mongering. Sure, it is designed around being a General Admission event against a team with the most passionate supporters AGAINST Seattle, but everyone involved is smart, and aware. I don't know if we are seeing concern trolling from the anti-SG people online but the fret and worry is quite unnecessary.

Sounders Duo Organize Charity Event For Haiti

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Two members of Seattle Sounders FC have organized a charity event to benefit the people of Haiti who were devastated by a powerful 7.0 earthquake last week. Winger Steve Zakuani and defender James Riley will be signing autographs and taking pictures at the George & Dragon Pub this coming Saturday, with all proceeds going to Doctors Without Borders Emergency Relief.

The Rest

Boxing Legend Joe Frazier (67) Lose’s Battle With Cancer

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Legendary boxing Heavyweight Champion Joe Frazier lost his battle against Liver Cancer today, just a month after being diagnosed with Liver Cancer, the killer decease that effects so many Families throughout the World today.

'Smokin' Joe as he was fondly known was a winner of Olympic gold in Tokyo '64 and held the World Heavyweight title fro 1970 to 1973 when the sport was at it's best.

U.S. Open Semifinal Tickets Available

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U.S. Open Semifinal Tickets Available

There are still a handful of tickets for the Aug. 30 U.S. Open Cup semifinal against FC Dallas available through the Gorilla FC store. They are $18.50 for members and $21 for nonmembers. If you're interested in going, this may be your best shot.

Nothing’s Happening, So Watch These Videos

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I'm greatly appreciative of those who found yesterday's post worthwhile despite the lack of anything happening that anyone actually cares about as I mentioned, trying to find news and/or inspiration on a daily basis during the summer months is absolutely maddening, especially when you're trying to find news that isn't a rumor that makes you want to stab someone.

Cascadia Cup: ECS Sells Out Away-Ticket Allotment In 28 Minutes

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With two months until the match, ECS needed just 28 minutes to sell out their allotment of 430 tickets for the Seattle Sounders' away match against the Portland Timbers on July 10. The tickets were sold as part of a package that also included bus travel to the Jeld-Wen Field and were made available to ECS members only.

MLS First Kick 2011: Seattle Sounders v LA Galaxy - It begins

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It begins tonight. A third season in Rave Green, a third season on the premier national tv partner, a third season searching for a greater trophy. Tonight, Hollywood and Madison Avenue and Bristol all come to Seattle. Tonight, under floodlights 36,000 stand proudly.

It begins with Arlo White, and Adrian Healey calling the action.

Tube of the Day: Sydney Gorilla Walking Like A Human

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Today's Tube of the Day features a Gorilla who walks like a Human. The Gorilla was caught on Camera in Sydney's Taronga Zoo in Australia.

Gorilla FC Membership Drive Tonight at Fado

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Gorilla FC Membership Drive Tonight at Fado

Gorilla FC has new shirts and scarves for the 2011 season. They're doing their annual membership drive tonight at Fado starting at 5 p.m.

Halloween Craziness in the Office

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The Friday before Halloween is scary wherever you go. Our offices are no different. Check out the dressed-up crew.I don't think that's the kind of Gorilla that the Snookis prefer.

The South Stand Report: Toronto FC v. Real Salt Lake... or how long must a snowball last in hell to be considered a success?

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It's cold. It's rainy. It's damn near October and I'm looking forward to next season because this season's optimism is almost out and I need to restock for (expensive) Season V. Wonder how many will turn out for this benchmark in the old 5-year plan?

Starting XI

Conway
Usanov - Cann - Attakora - Garcia
Gargan - Vanilla - deGoo - Labrocca
DeRo - Maicon

Predictions
  • Rain.

Your unofficial Seattle World Cup viewing guide

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I was up at 6 a.m. today so that I could make the 7 a.m. kickoff for the Mexico-South Africa match, and still had to wait in line to get into Fremont's George & Dragon. Fun atmosphere, though. Awesome bloody-Mary's, as always. The only bad news? Apparently G&D won't open until about 6 a.m. Saturday (South Korea-Greece isn't a big draw, I guess).

Quick Recap of Sounders @ Whitecaps Nil-Nil Draw

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Seattle fans got their first live look at a preseason match, but only if they traveled. Emerald City Supporters had 2 busses, Gorilla FC got a van, and of course there were dozens that traveled on their own. Thursday Night tne thousand more will be able to see the action live as well. This will be your last shot to see some of the depth on the team until injuries or the US Open Cup, so if you are intrigued by guys like Fucito, Estrada, Scott, Nyassi, Levesque, Wahl, Parke, Ianni or Graham you may want to get those cheaper tickets.

Zakuani, Riley and Gorilla FC to host Haiti Benefit

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The George & Dragon Pub will be hosting Steve Zakuani, James Riley, Gorilla FC and hundreds of soccer fans who wish to use their passion for sport for a little bit of nobility. The event will start at 5:30PM on Saturday the 23rd and will coincide with the USA v Honduras friendly. It will feature autographs and raffles to raise money for YELE.