Sepp ran unopposed. The only hopes were that one of the whiners (England, predominantly) would
successfully toss a monkey wrench into the spokes of the FIFA wheel. However, England didn't
realize those spokes were made of sharpened diamonds, likely blood diamonds (gore flick blood
diamonds at that), supplied from the Belgian underground but rerouted through an unnamed Middle
Eastern country.
"Goats Gore Bulls in Belated Battle of Barnyard Beasts"
That's all I have because that headline would shine brighter than anything I could write about that
game. I challenge you to do better. No, seriously please leave your own terrible/brilliant NY
Post-style headline in the comments.
