Another major component of the Revolution attack will not be returning this year, as Danish newspaper Jydske Vestkysten is reporting that Rajko Lekic has signed a six-month contract with Lyngby. Terms of the deal will reportedly be published on Monday.

Lekic is the second Revolution striker this month to take his services elsewhere.

It's OFFICIAL... Brazilian pop singer Michel Telo is taking over the football world! When you have a Number 1 hit song in Latin America and Europe, players are dancing to your songs as part of goal celebrations and Valdebebas welcomes you with open arms, you've bloody well arrived!

Was there really any doubt that Clint Dempsey wasn't going to run away with this award?
As some of our commentors pointed out during the voting, it seemed a bit one-sided. Not just because of their own qualifications, but the over-whelming case that could be made for Sir Deuce.
With nearly 40 goals for Fulham in the English Premier League and counting Clint Dempsey has made the biggest splash of any American aboard, ever.

It's Christmas week... la semana de Navidad! In the Premiership, however, life goes on for Kun Aguero and co', who scored in City's 3-0 victory over Aston Villa last night. Kun scored a brace, and the goal celebrations had everything except Dani Alves' brilliant Santa hat.

Image Credit: BIG Picture Photos.

We've been a bit fidgety lately and felt a change of pace was much needed somewhere, somehow.

Since we're too afraid to dye our hair an ombre shade of blond, our HQ was the only thing we could futz with and not do permanent damage to.

You don't mind change, right Kickettes?

Photos of trademark goal celebrations: Balotelli, Suarez, Nani, Bale, Lampard and more

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So Chelsea ended Manchester City's unbeaten run in the league, this should be the main story making headlines right? Well, it is, however, another very interesting story are the reports claiming that Coach Andres Villas-Boas asked the Chelsea players to include him in their goal celebrations.

The Sun more specifically, English media in general is at it once again. Peep:

CHELSEA last night confirmed their players are under orders to involve Andre Villas-Boas in their goal celebrations.

No words needed. Just Dave Chappelle and a microphone.

The Bundesliga doesn't get the concept of extra time. On paper the Bundesliga referees get it. It's up to them to decide, how much time was wasted through substitutions, injury delays, time wasting or excessive goal celebrations. It's OK for them to routinely add only one or two minutes or call it quits after exactly 90 minutes.

Wow, if Pep's moves and Pique's goal celebrations are anything to go by, the Barcelona end-of-season disco dancefloor must truly be a sight to behold. Image: Claudio Villa/Getty Images.

"Tipoooo! Want a signed copy of my autobiography?" is probably what Ibrahimovic asked good ol' Messi in this photo, after Milan's 2-3 loss to Barcelona last night. Neither side really have anything to worry about they're both through to the second round!

Sadly, this isn't makeup it's Klaas' broken nose. Tragically, it happened on November 3rd, days late for Halloween and the most frightening natural makeup this side of Tevez's goal celebrations.

Of course he also has a custom mask which looks to be made of leather with a snoutish nose and is emblazoned with Hunter across the forehead, making this easily the best accidental after-the-fact Halloween ensemble in the history of goal poachers for the Dutch national team who also once played for De Graafschap.

Two Iranian player's have been banned from entering any Iranian stadiums, after the Iranian FA deemed their Persian Gulf Cup goal celebrations too intimate.

Mohammed Nosrati and Sheis Rezael were banned indefinitely for their goal celebrations during the Persian Gulf Cup tie between Persepolis and Damash Gilan which was broadcasted live in the staunchly Islamic Country.

'No, honestly. It's fine. Break the two hundred goal record and celebrate with him first, why don't you?' Image: MICHAL CIZEK/AFP/Getty Images.

A manmeat feast with a side of sofa bum and extra short tent?

Enjoy your meal.

Arsenal 0-0 Marseille

Potentially a three-fer here, people.

Iran: where Vinnie Jones would be public enemy number one Two Iranian players have been suspended after touching up their team-mates during goal celebrations. Persepolis defender Mohammed Nosrati can be seen feeling the bottom of teammate Sheis Rezaei in the video above. Rezaei later squeezed the backside of another teammate in the match against Damash [.

If you haven't heard of Stjarnan FC,a team from Iceland who created an absolute ruckus with their goal-scoring celebrations, then you're really missing out! From the 'Rambo' to 'Gone Fishing' moves, these guys are close to becoming legends of their own!

Watch Stjarnan's exclusive MirrorFootball celebration, the Manchester fanzone and mad Mario's camera trick

Presenting quality football videos from the interweb, daily at 3pm. Here's today's collection: 1) Remember those mad Finns Stjarnan FC and their kerrrazy orchestrated goal celebrations?

Kickettes! Avert your eyes. While manlove is an acceptable part of goal celebrations, we fear that Sebastian Grazzini of Chicago Fire is about to take things a little too far. Image: Ned Dishman/Getty Images North America.

It's almost impossible for us to accurately disseminate all the goings-on in the MLS into the kind of informative, exciting post you have come to expect from us.

Is there nothing he can't do? We attempted to post this last week and we've just spotted in didn't publish on the site. So later than expected... One of the hidden treats of PES 2012 is, it would seem, the ability to force your players to unleash a repertoire of Michael Jackson goal celebrations. As [.

Divers Need Not Apply

"In fairness" shrugged the pub-goer beside me, "he did graze him". True. Rio Ferdinand grazed the foot of Charlie Adam, thereby earning Steven Gerrard an opportunity, taken exceptionally well, to put Liverpool into a barely deserved lead. Somewhere in the last three sentences there is an appalling absence of reality; in what capacity can diving be fair?

By Chris Wright

If you though HIK's previous overwrought/decidedly annoying goal celebrations (think Shakira, Guns N' Roses, etc) were low budget and chintzy just wait until you see their latest offering, 'The Goal of Love'.

Scored in the same game that spawned the Axl Rose-aping tomfoolery, the 'Goal of Love' sees a chap named Soares bag a completely unremarkable goal, charge into the crowd to kiss his girlfriend Alysson and then, for the benefit of mankind, produce a naff tribute video (complete with Avatar-esque 'special' effects) to mark the occasion that is so cringe-inducing that it made a little bit of sick come up.

New England Revolution sported pink throughout their 2-1 defeat to Seattle Sounders in support of Breast Cancer Awareness. We think Diego Fagundez looked particularly pretty, don't you? Image: Elsa/Getty Images.

Would it help if we said that we really want to make an MLS results round-up a regular part of our website?

In what appears to be a move to make amends for his audacious goal celebrations at the Emirates close to 2 years ago, on loan Tottenham striker Emmanuel Adebayor has admitted that his actions were exaggerated. I bet after watching the video below doing the rounds, Adebayor realises just how immature his actions were.

FIFA 12 features 40 new goal celebrations, all of which can be seen in the following video. Interestingly, Arsenal was picked as the club to demonstrate the goal celebrations. Based on their current form in the Premier League this season, ...
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Remember FC Stjarnan, the Icelandic club that came up with the innovative goal celebrations that went viral last year.

Now, it is Hangö IK, a Finnish third division club, part of the Kolmonen that is going places with their after parties. They involve costume changes and burlesque.

In the old times, goal celebrations were very boring natural and didn't have any art in them. If you watch Rivelino WC old famous goals, you notice that he used to run a lot, then when he does not know what else to do, he just stops. Well, even scoring a decisive goal in the WC final, the guy was running out of any ideas, that was Alessandro Altobelli in 1982.

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Rather than bore everyone about our hatred for Monday mornings, we've taken the more mature route by telling today to 'suck it'.

Boy did that feel good!

Saturday

- Carles Puyol's girlfriend, Malena Costa, was busy teaching Barcelona the next 'big' thing in goal celebrations over the weekend.

By Chris Wright

Jurgen Klinsmann has a bit of previous when it comes to goal celebrations but, while it's no match for his peerless efforts of yesteryear, Klinsi's power-pumpin' reaction to Robbie Rogers' equaliser against Mexico last night was still pretty 'epic' as the kids say.

(All apologies to Northern Ireland and the Faroes...mostly the poor Faroes.)

Aside from infuriating injuries and some pretty decent highlight goals, anyway.

Shockingly, the happenings actually came from North America. For serious. Where Jurgen Klinsmann somewhat stole the show with his dancing and goal celebrations.

Once again Cristiano Ronaldo has left football fans the world over jaw-dropped as he scored with an outrageous backheel as Real Madrid smashed Chinese outfit Guangzhou 7-1 in a preseason friendly. Goal of the week? You bet! Related posts:Ronaldo Bags 40th League Goals as Madrid Crush Almeria 8-1 Best Ever Goal Celebrations Ronaldo Scores Four [.

'Olsen's Orphans' need to find a home and find it quickly.

Right now D.C. United is teetering uneasily on the edge of playoff contention and threatening to tumble into the abyss of the "there's always next season" lowlands alongside an increasingly red-faced Steve Nicol and two Canadian teams that fire their coaches more often than Charlie Davies changes goal celebrations.

DiMartino launches a cross that is pulled out of the air before Farrelly can direct it in.

Western New York answered back, but could not get passed Val Hendersen.

Sinead Farrelly game has been getting much better in the past few matches. She created good opportunities and put pressure on goal throughout the match.

A long, long time ago we tried to start a soccer website; thought we were writers or something....
It was called "Snorting the Endline" named after Robbie Fowler's infamous goal celebration and one of our favorites of all-time. That site failed miserably. I mean who would want to read our ramblings!

Man, I hate work trips. They make you miss awesome soccer like the Sounders 4-2 win over the New York Red Bulls and a 2-1 victory over the New England Revolution. I would have loved to see the scuba celebration live with 46,000 cheering fans. Tyson Wahl needs to talk with Roger Levesque (and definitely not Eric Hassli) on the fine art of goal celebrations.

Last weekend, the discussion in MLS centered around dives, specifically Charlie Davies' dive against Real Salt Lake to grab a point for DC. This weekend, "dives" were again the discussion but for a different reason: take a look at the Roger Levesque celebration from Thursday if you have not already seen it and enjoy its genius (although come on John Harkes, a little more excitement or creativity in describing it?

This may have been one of the best goal celebrations ever.

(the animation comes courtesy of Sounder at Heart commenter Brian L)

Roger Levesque did this celebration last night after his goal against the New York Red Bulls. The Plunge or the Dive, whatever you call it was brillent.

We at In The Stands could not resist a chuckle at what is perhaps the most outrageous piece of football commentary ever from legendary Italian commentator Carlo Zampa.

Zampa's moment of madness occurred after AS Roma fullback John Arne Riise scored Roma's winner against Juventus during the rivals' clash at the Stadio Olimpico di Torino in 2010.

Guess what has two thumbs and inadvertently dozed off before posting last night...Let's kick it off with the MLS Goal of the Week nominees - admittedly, not the juiciest bunch ever.Both goals from CSKA Sofia's win were scored beautifully by a young lad named Michel Platini - no, I'm not joking. I also have no explanation for the goal celebrations in Bulgaria.

Aww, baby. Image: AP Photo/Daylife

It's part two of our marvelous Champions League Results round up, people. Strap yourself in, grab your hip flask and join us for the ride.

(Psst: there's semi-nekkid Pique and everything!)

Chelsea 0-1 Manchester United

Really, Nando?

Lucas Leiva has thanked his Liverpool teammates after they dedicated Sunday's goal celebrations to his new son Pedro Lucas.
The Brazil international became a father for the first time this week when his wife Ariana gave birth in a Liverpool hospital.
And so after both goals during our 2-0 win in Sunderland the players joined him in a 'rock the baby' celebration which was made famous by Brazilian World Cup winners Bebeto, Romario and Mazinho during USA 1994.