Ducky's Note: If one feels like making Paint images with random
drawings of arrows after defeating 2 time European Champions and a team that is 3rd in a
league of 16, imagine what all geometric inticacies I have to create for defeating 7 time European
Champions and a team second in the Italian League, by one goal better.
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The media has touted the ongoing spat between Rafa and Allardyce as childish. Yeah well, damn
the media. I personally love this stuff, and at least it has given me a decent reason to write
another post. As I have already said, Big Sam is one of my most annoying characters in EPL but then
like a Russian Pole-Vaulter he keeps bettering his own records.
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In all the hype about the Special One, the Special Ton, or rather double ton, and the Double
Puns (Urinary Infection etc.), everyone forgot the most satisfying news to come out of yesterday
for all Manchester. Manchester City got knocked out by Stoke in their FA Cup replay 3-1, leading to
this banner getting set to be moved on to the next number.
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And as Dan Gosling lined up to the centre of the D, the whole world around him shut down,
melting into a background blur. I mean ever since he wrongly deflected the ball into the net at
118th minute against Liverpool he knew he had done something wrong, something terrible as the gods
had always looked down on him, injuring him , robbing his house, taking away his girl friend,
letting dogs peeing at the front of his door, all sorts of.
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by Felipe Hassin Pinto
Maddy's Note: You have got to envy this guy. Really. He sadly wasn't at the Grove
last night. Then why envy him you ask? The reason for this uncustomary absence is that my mate
Felipe is in sunny Rio for the biggest annual carnival in the world.
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BFZ Update: For those of you waiting for Maddy's version of the events, we
regret to inform that he slammed his foot into his bedpost after United's third goal, and is now
feeling something in his left metatarsal. In all likelihood, he will be out for the rest of the
season a la Van Persie.
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His name is Wayne Effing Rooney. And he can make 54,085 people at Old Trafford and about another
million around the world do this.
If this was scripted by God, then it sure as heck couldn't have been scripted better. Just goes
to show you can buy any devil with cash, but not a Red Devil.
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And no, I don't care if it was Premier League opposition. Or that Wenger played his kids, AGAIN.
There's such a thing as learning from the past.
And seriously, what's up with Arsenal and spent defenders?
Smug maaax moment.
Posted in Man United Tagged: Football Rivalries, Gloat
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With the African players away on national duty oh! How? ooh! How? Would Chelsea manage to stay
adrift? I mean look at that line up it "only" starts – Cech, Ivanovic, A Cole, Carvalho, Terry,
Belletti, Lampard, J Cole, Ballack, Malouda, Anelka. In way I guess it explains how they managed to
score "only" 7 eh?
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A team which cost nearly £65m (without calculating Rooney's present worth using the RMEIPVI)
went down to a team more than 40 places below them in the pecking order of English Football. And
all Fergie could complain about was that there was only 5 minutes of Injury time and virtually no
‘Fergie Time'.
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And the Scouser mom told her kids, "eat your veggies or Arshavin will get you"
Scouser Kid rebels, "Hmph! He's going to anyway!"
Credit: Felipe Hassin Pinto
Arshavin has now scored more goals at Anfield than Voronin. It wasn't exactly 5 Goals, 1 Game.
It was 5 Goals, TWO games and I'm happy enough.
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I probably am going to be accused to doing a Keyrock here. You know being a fair weather
blogger. I know I have remained conspicuously quiet starting from Sunderland through Citeh. Guilty
as charged. Shame on me.
Two people who must be kicking themselves after yesterday are the two writers on this blog whose
teams failed to pick up the three points yesterday.
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Forgive my prolonged absence. It is absolutely unpardonable, though fact is that the average
arsefan has had so much more than just my small space to keep them entertained over the past couple
of weeks which have been fantastic. The Arsenal has posted its Q1 results and they have been
emphatic.
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Doesn't a head butt on Ljungberg count for anything? It's bad enough that Silvestre plays for
the Arsenal given the fact that he's a <insert vile swear word insinuating oddities about his
sexuality here> but to give him the captain's armband? That simply is stretching it.
Monsieur Wenger, you know I have been a vociferous fan and that I've never EVER spoken ill of
you.
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And that Ladies and Gentlemen is the beginning of Liverpool's season. Thanks and Keep
watching.
Remember, We did this to you.
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This will be the biggest thing in a couple of years. Just like UEFA have done with their
Champions League, we will do with this. This will be to cricket what the... er... Champions League
is to football.
-Lalit Modi, Chairman, Champions League T20
To all ye doubters who mocked at my observation of some other tournament being the clear
inspiration for this tournament.
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If god came to me and asked me to pick one game where we were going to switch off and let in a
late equalizer thereby letting go of 2 points I'd have picked AZ Alkmaar in the Champions League
group stages without blinking an eye. This phenomenon was something that I feel was our undoing
last season (apart from the fact that we were pretty poor otherwise too).
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And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the end of Liverpool's season. Thank you for watching.
I simply couldn't resist that.
Posted in Man United Tagged: Gloat
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