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Expansion & The Aging Italian

The Offside Rules 04 November @ 11:49 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Should the Impact place their maiden MLS voyage in the hands of the elderly? One Montreal writer dares to brave the icy, Italian-flavored waters of the DP dilema and what it could mean for the 2012 expansion side if they dare to splash the cash on a slew of Azzurri players old enough to get birthday shout-outs from Willard Scott.

Former MetroStar Diego Serna Returns to New York

The Offside Rules 03 November @ 11:40 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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And when I say "New York", I mean New York State. And when I say "returns" I mean playing indoor soccer upstate. Which isn't totally bad because A) there is a good beer garden in Albany and B) he's not "upstate" which in NYC hood parlance means "he's in prison."

TMZ Gets Ginger Confused, Mistakes Lalas for Lohan

The Offside Rules 28 September @ 01:36 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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OK that is a deceptive headline but I figured TMZ is on perpetual LiLo-watch so any ginger that gets caught in the cross-hairs is free game.
Anyway I have to agree with Alexi's assessment of Steve Jones' playing ability. Having seen him play first-hand he is shockingly good for a man of his age and build.

Seattle Sounders x Bill Cosby

The Offside Rules 01 September @ 11:32 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Is Bill a Sounders fan or is he playing to the locals in this interview on a Seattle TV station? Either way hearts have to be breaking in Philly. But you know what will cure that? Pudding pops. But since they don't make them jawns anymore here are 12 photos of hot chicks in Cosby sweaters!

Today In Celebrity Glory-Seeking: G N' R x USWNT Edition

The Offside Rules 20 July @ 11:21 AM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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It's official: everyone has had something to say about the Women's World Cup except for me. Once the former bass player for Guns n' Roses/Velvet Revolver chimes in on Wambach, Morgan, Rapinoe & co. you know the USWNT lovefest has officially turned into FrontRunnerPalooza. Can't wait to hear what Bobby Dall out of Poison has to say about the ladies during next year's Olympics; I bet he's got some awesome hairstyling tips for some of the longer-haired players.

Detroit, Your Boy is Back in Town

The Offside Rules 17 May @ 01:57 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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Ever the patriot & soccer evangelist, His Ginger Majesty™ has left his Manhattan Beach headquarters for a trip back to his ancestral home: Michigan.
Dude is in town talking up the U.S.-Canuckistan Border War match in June and other Alexi Lalas things like visiting the field that was made with the grass from Detroit's World Cup game in '94.

23 Minutes with Pele

The Offside Rules 02 May @ 12:32 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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The Cosmos train rolls on with O Rei sneaking onto CNN just before the Bin Laden news broke. The revelation of this lengthy piece? Dude claims Pfizer told him Viagra, which he endorsed, was a heart medication not sex pills. Should I believe this? Hell no; the guy is 70 and his 2 kids that haven't even graduated high school yet.

More Whitecaps Video Love

The Offside Rules 20 February @ 05:04 PM EST Blog Details : Related Items
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I know it looks like I am all up on Vancouver's jock right now with two Whitecaps-related posts in a row but I kind of have to give praise where it's due. I'm feeling their "Countdown to Kickoff" video series because A) it's pretty to look at, B) it has a lot of great old people in it and B) they feature custom club-branded sushi.