Hello. A good a place to start as any, I suppose. You know where you are with hello. It's comforting, familiar. In the same way it's nice to know that a tiny part of every Arsenal fan's soul must die when they see Theo Walcott in the number ‘14' shirt each weekend, only to more often than not play like Lenny Henry rather than the garment's most formidable inhabitant.

Real Madrid goalkeeper, Iker Casillas will actually have a street in his home town, Mostoles (a suburb of Madrid) named after him! The city's Mayor Esteban Parro, proposed the idea and he is now waiting for the City Council to approve the change of name of the "Avenida de los Deportes" to the "Iker Casillas Avenue.

Lisa Snowden (39) is an English born model who became famous for her 5 year relationship with US actor George Clooney than her modelling or TV career.

Lisa has appeared on TV as host of England's next top model between 2006 and 2009, she has also appeared in FHM 100 sexiest women and lads mag's Loaded and GQ magazine.

Now THAT's what a friendly's supposed to be like!. Instead of a lone insane fan willing to charge a moving golf-cart, you get hoardes of fans putting a stop to the operations of a shopping mall as they trail not pretty boy Cristiano Ronaldo... but Jose Mourinho (who supposedly insisted that George Clooney would be the best man to play him in a biopic).

An exclusive photo of Yaya after being informed just how much money he makes.

With the summer upon us, list making is en vogue once again. Today we find out just which players from Africa make the most money and Man City's ode to financial irresponsibility, commonly known as Emmanuel Adebayor's contract.

Well, what do we have here, Kickettes? Christian Vieri's (ex?)girlfriend, Melissa Satta, disembarking from a private plane in Italy yesterday. No biggie.

Then, rather suddenly, we got the wind knocked out of our already lethargic lungs when we instantly recognised the famous face of her travel partner: Leonardo DiCaprio.

Silvio Berlusconi has hit upon the perfect plan to get out of his current predicament- he's been telling friends that he's planning to buy Chrisiano Ronaldo. There's no mention of throwing him private birthday parties with Mummar Gaddafi and George Clooney at his Villa or taking advantage of the distraction this will cause to have Parliment pass a bill giving him immunity from all prosecution; when Silvo's involved those things go without saying.

Lars Lagerbäck was at the helm of Sweden for ten years. That was ten years of qualifying for and playing in international tournaments. We, the Swedish fans, grew used to this kind of thing like a spoiled child and when it came to an end in the qualification for the 2010 World cup our hearts were broken.