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Depleted Rapids Head To Portland

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Maybe one of these guys can play?
Missing 4 starters Colorado heads into Providence Park (formerly Jeld-Wen Field) tomorrow night for a tough game against the Timbers. The Rapids have only ever scored once in Portland, and that goal should have been called offside but it got them their one win in Oregon.

Rapids In The City Of Brotherly Love

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I have this on my to-be-read shelf
July 12th 100 BC is the best estimation for the birthdate of Julius Caesar. One of history's great generals and the man who largely helped bring down the Roman Republic, a republic that inspired a number of great men that met in Independence Hall in Philadelphia 1800 years later.

Rapids Hope To Go Boom On The Fourth!

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Bellingham Bay, WA fireworks, same ones we saw 16 years ago at our wedding reception
The annual Independence Day game tomorrow with the Columbus Crew as the opponent. With the post-game fireworks the kickoff will be at 7:30pm instead of the normal 7pm. That means the tailgate starts at 4:30 and its not in its normal spot due to preparations for the World Lacrosse Championships that start next week.

Rapids Attempt To Extend Their Canadian Streak

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Rapids + Whitecaps = Wet
So far this season Colorado has 3 wins in 3 games against Canadian teams. Tomorrow they try to make it 4 in 4 as the league restarts after the World Cup break. Vancouver is in town as focus returns to domestic soccer. No word if Iranian World Cup squad member Steven Beitashour has re-joined Vancouver yet or not, otherwise neither team has players missing for the World Cup.

USOC Tomorrow!

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Yeah, its easy for this to get lost in the World Cup but the Rapids do play tomorrow night. The USL Orlando City FC is in town for this 4th Round game. FSL lost in stoppage time to the NASL Atlanta Silverbacks on Saturday, so a win tomorrow night gets us a home game next week against another lower-league side.

Dallas Can Take Our Coach But They Can Never Take...

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OUR MLS CUP!!!!
Payback Round 1 tomorrow as Colorado makes its first of two trips to Dallas to face coach until 6 months ago Oscar Pareja. They would also face Hendry Thomas, but he's injured. Meanwhile Jose Mari got Wednesday off and should be ready to go. :D Apparently 120 Ciao employees will be in attendance at Toyota Stadium (known as DSG Park South come playoff time) to root for the Rapids as Ciao's American HQ is in Dallas.

Old Home Week Continues

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He's a Ginger Ninja!
Sunday it was Omar Cummings coming back to the Dick. Tomorrow night its Jeff Larentowicz and Qunicy Amarikwa make their return with the Fire. Saturday it will be a trip to Dallas to see Oscar Pareja, Hendry Thomas, and Stephen Keel. Lots of ex-Rapids this week. The game tomorrow is at 7pm, so the tailgate stats at 4, for those people who can get out of work early.

Creamsicles!

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These might be good in the heat tomorrow
The Rapids start a 3 games in 7 days swing tomorrow that will take them into the World Cup break (USOC game aside). Omar Cummings makes his first return to the Dick after the trade that sent him to Houston, he will probably get a rousing ovation when he makes an appearance.

Rapids Try For Hat-Trick Against Canucks

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I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent?
The Montreal Impact make only their second-ever trip to Colorado this week. The last time they were here we got a wind-assisted goal late for the winner and with the weather we've had this week we could see something similar tomorrow.

Taking Our Cup To Utah

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This is staying with our fans in Sandy for the first time in a while
Rocky Mountain Cup, does anything more really need to be said? This is the first of two games in Utah this year, split by one game in Colorado. As always a large group of Rapids fans are heading for Sandy for tomorrow night's game, but the rest of us can watch it on Altitude at 7:30.

Happy Mother's Day!

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Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there, soccer moms or otherwise
The Rapids host a Mother's Day afternoon game on Sunday against former assistant coach Wilmer Cabrera, now head coach of Chivas USA. I will not be in attendance at this one as I'll be celebrating Mother's Day with my family who's in town this weekend.

The Leader

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Who's going to step up and be our offensive leader?
Didn't we just do this? Once again the Rapids are facing the Earthquakes, though this time in San Jose. This was originally going to be the season kickoff on March 9th but it was moved to assist San Jose in their CCL campaign. So now we've got the 2nd of 3 games in 8 days tomorrow night at 8:30pm MDT.

Billions And Billions In Salary Comes To Colorado

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If you aren't watching this, you should be
Or at least it seems that way at times. The stars of the Galaxy are in Commerce City tomorrow to face the newly-sponsored Rapids. PrimaDonnavan needs his first goal of the season to break a tie with ex-Rapids (and half the other MLS teams) striker Jeff Cunningham for teh all-time MLS goals record.

Winless In Seattle

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Oh wait, I'm early for the Broncos beat down in Seattle next season, right?
Colorado goes to its house of horrors tomorrow, their 9th trip to Seattle for a competitive game, with 1 draw and 7 losses to their name the first 8 times. Also 6 goals scored and 19 allowed. Seattle is the only MLS team the Rapids have never beaten on the road (though that 8 game record includes USOC games when Seattle was in the USL).

Spanish Bombs

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The Rapids wouldn't mind some long shots from Jose Mari
Colorado is finally back home tomorrow, facing the San Jose Earthquakes at the Dick. After missing the last home game its been far too long since I've seen them in person. San Jose is still looking for their first win this year, while the Rapids have a chance to put up their best ever point total after their first 6 games with at least a draw.

Colorado Attempts To Do Something They've Never Done

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Rapids @BMO, 0 points, 1 trophy
A second trip to the Great White North in a row as the Rapids are in Toronto tomorrow. Colorado has never even drawn TFC in Toronto, must less beat them, but despite that it is the scene of our greatest triumph as it was there we won MLS Cup 2010. Tomorrow's game is at 2pm on Altitude, with the main C38 watch party being at The Armoury.

First Of A Canadian Doubleheader

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Whitecaps-Rapids, wettest game in MLS
Colorado makes the first of back-to-back trips to Canada tomorrow, facing Vancouver almost a stone's throw from my childhood home in Oak Harbor, WA (Seattle is 18 miles closer to drive than Vancouver B.C.). Game time tomorrow is 4:30pm, so you can have a nice dinner during the second half or you can join C38 at the British Bulldog.

Rapids-SporKCs Prediction

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Still feeling lousy so I'm going to make this short. Alas I will not be attending the game today, instead watching on Altitude.

Prediction: 1-1 draw, goal by Buddle. KC is well rested and as the defending champs can't be taken lightly. We're without Klute, Serna, and apparently Irwin.

Opening Day 2014

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A recent birthday gift from my in-laws
Well, home opening day at least. The Rapids face the Timbers tomorrow at 4pm in Commerce City. Of course, tomorrow being the 1-year anniversary of the SnowClasico, snow is forecast for tomorrow afternoon after 1pm, with 1-2 inches expected. Colorado ha confirmed that the game will be played.

And So It Begins...

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The Pablo Mastroeni era (as coach) officially begins tomorrow as the Rapids finally get the season started. Colorado is in New York to face Thierry Henry and the Red Bulls. Game time tomorrow is 2pm and the game will be broadcast on Altitude with Richard Fleming and Marcelo Balboa on the mics again this year.

Tomorrow Is Win Or Go Home

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Curse of the coin-flip?
After a bad weekend the Rapids are forced to play the wild-card game on the road in their worst location, Seattle. Just to remind everyone, in eight competitive games in Seattle all-time we've lost seven and drawn once (earlier this year) with a -13 goal differential. The good news is since that coin flip above the Sounders have lost 4 and drawn 1 while being outscored 13-3.

Rapids Go For Clean Sweep Over Canada

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Sweeep! SWEEEEEP!
Here we are, the end of the regular season. After going 4 for 4 against Canada so far this season Colorado can guarantee a home playoff game with a win in Vancouver on Sunday night. Depending on Portland's game on Saturday and the LA-Seattle game kicking off an hour after we do on Sunday the Rapids could finish anywhere from 2nd to 5th but only a win will get them above 4th while a draw will leave them in either 4th or 5th.

Colorado Goes For 4-0 Over Canada

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Colorado's own South Park backs the Rapids
Well its all come down to this, a home-and-home against Vancouver for a spot in the playoffs. The Rapids can essentially clinch (barring San Jose suddenly scoring double-digit goals over the next two games) with a win and a LA win or draw. If Colorado, Seattle, and LA all win the Rapids will clinch a playoff spot with no ability to move up from the 5 seed.

The Call Up

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Getting harder and harder not to repeat myself on these
The Rapids have a quick turn around as they head out to the Bay Area tomorrow for a final matchup with the Earthquakes. With a win and a Vancouver loss or draw the Rapids will clinch a playoff berth. Even without the Vancouver result a win will prevent San Jose from being able to pass Colorado.

Tonight's Word Is Dismantled

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Well, I didn't see that coming. Colorado took Seattle to the woodshed in the first half, scoring almost at will, and spotted themselves a 4-0 lead at half en route to a 5-1 win over the league leaders. The game started with my coin flip, won by the Sounders unfortunately, but that actually worked in the Rapids favor.

Rapids Face Dempsey-less Sounders

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Important coin flip tomorrow
Colorado begins the final four game run of the season tomorrow with a nationally televised game against my hometown. The sounders flew into Denver today without designated player Clint Dempsey who is still recovering from a hamstring pull, so that helps the Rapids chances.

Rapids Hope To Dunk Timbers

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Timbers try to keep their playoff hopes from getting all wet
4th place versus 5th place in the West tomorrow as the Rapids head to the Rose City to face the Timbers. A big game for playoff possibilities, the winner will start to think about seeding rather than just making it in. As an additional bonus its a nationally televised game on the NBC Sports Network.

Rapids Try To Finish Rough Week On High Note

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So that's why we're called the Rapids...
Bad week for the area, I hope my local readers are high and dry. Remember, reach out to your C38 community if you need anything, we're here to help. As of right now tomorrow's game is proceeding as scheduled, with kickoff against or MLS Cup foes FC Dallas at 7pm.

Stars Not Out In LA Tomorrow

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Five players missing, including all 4 DPs
The much reduced LA Galaxy will be hosting the Rapids tomorrow night at the Stub Hub Center. Keane, Donovan, Gonzalez (not that he's doing much), and Penedo have all been called up for their National teams while Torres is gone for the Rapids to play for Panama.

Rapids In KC, Author in Hawaii

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Haleakala Crater, Maui

North Shore, Oahu So yeah, I've got better things to do than a game preview. ;)
Prediction: 1-1 draw, goal by Torres.

Torres To Debut Against Vancouver

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Torres to start tomorrow?
Tomorrow is the first of three big games against the Whitecaps in the final nine games of the season. It will also be the first appearance of the Rapids first ever Designated Player, Gabriel Torres. Torres and Pareja both said today that Torres is ready to play 90 minutes so I expect him to start.

Rapids Face Under-A-Chivas

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Glad I live in Denver
After an eventful week its time to get back to playing soccer. The Rapids have an extra rest day this week, not playing until late on Sunday. I expect some tired Rapids fans at work on Monday, as kickoff isn't until 9pm Denver time. The game will be on Altitude and the viewing party, featuring the Rocky Mountain Cup, will be at the British Bulldog.

Rocky Mountain Cup To Be Decided Tomorrow

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FaKe SaLt LaKe
The yahoos from west of the mountains have invaded again sadly. Tomorrow we'll get another chance to send them home without the Cup. Its simple, if the Rapids get any points out of the game, they also get the Cup. If the Rapids get nothing Salt Lake takes the Cup home with them again.

The Return of Pablo Mastroeni

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The greatest to ever wear the shirt
Tomorrow the Rapids former captain and record holder in a number of categories, Pablo Mastroeni, makes his first ever appearance at the Dick playing for the opposition. He and his LA Galaxy teammates are in town for an nationally televised match on ESPN2. Because of the TV coverage kickoff is an unusual 5pm kickoff so the tailgate starts at 2pm tomorrow.

8th Time The Charm In Seattle?

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The Sounders are a bunch of pigs!
In 7 competitive games in Seattle in their history the Rapids have lost 7 times, with 5 goals scored and 18 allowed. They hope to turn that around tomorrow as they're back in my hometown. I'd really like them to as I'm getting really tired of my relatives holding that over me (though I can trump them as we have a star on our jerseys).

Jameson Night Is Back!

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After a year off its the (almost) Annual Jameson Night!
For the 12th time in 12 seasons the Rapids supporters will hold Jameson Night. Held every time New England has come to down since 2002 (save once) the Rapids have never failed to get a least a point after the annual whiskey tailgate. I wrote up the history of the tradition in 2010, since then we've added a 3-0 win and a 2-2 draw.

Colorado Goes For Three In A Row Against League's Worst

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Rapids Hope To Flood DC's Defense
Colorado has a chance tomorrow night to get their first 3-game winning streak under Oscar Pareja, and they couldn't ask for a better team to be facing, DC United who has yet to get to double-digit points this season. DC historically struggles at elevation as well, their win in 2010 while Gary Smith rested some players pre-playoffs was their only one this millennium.

Time For The Annual Fourth Of July Beatdown

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Happy Birthday America!
OK, so its not annually, but most of the time the Rapids tend to win their Independence Day game. This year the victims opponents are the NY Red Bulls with former Rapids and still fan favorite Kosuke Kimura. Also Andre Akpan who we traded there earlier this season, and their coach is former Rapid Mike Petke.

Rapids Make First Ever Trip To Montreal

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I just don't get poutine
The Rapids haven't had much luck in Canada, being winless in Toronto when playing TFC and going 1-1-1 in Vancouver all-time. Of course we also had our greatest triumph north of the border, winning MLS Cup in Toronto. We open a third front in our Canadian war with our first trip to Stade Saputo in Montreal tomorrow.

Origial MLS green team vs. the Newbie MLS green team

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'Celo's inaugural Rapids jersey
For the 3rd time in just over a week the Rapids take the feel tomorrow against the Portland Timbers. Colorado has only ever lost to Portland once, but that was their one trip to the Rose City last season. The Rapids need to bounce back after two losses where they should have gotten points while the Timbers are flying high under new coach Caleb Porter.